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SMOKE THEM IF YA GOT’ EM!!

Despite their efforts to convince the public that they have cleaned up their act, Kate Moss and Lily Allen are clearly no stranger to false promises. While on holiday in St Tropez Lily, 24, and Kate, 35, were pictured sunbathing and sharing a rolled up cigarette that looked like a cannabis joint. The pair were seen lighting up on the yacht as they holidayed in the ritzy south of France last week. Singer Lily could be seen passing the ‘joint’ to model Kate as she lay down on the deck. Continue Reading…

Blue Champagne is a great day starter. I know, I started my day with this wonderful strain and I must admit only a fool would complain!

How do you think I got the energy to get up and get out for some urgent must do errands?

This Blue Champagne is not for the kids – it’s for grown-ups silly. Smoking this bud will inspire you to make and close deals.

What a beautiful plant Blue Champagne is…not only does it keep me calm but it keeps my mind on my money and it got me thinking: how can I take yours?

I highly recommend this bud for people who like to practice the religion of Capitalism. People like Richard Branson – he smokes and we know all about it. I know; from one capitalist to another Richard would adore this strain.  Another name that comes to mind would be Elizabeth Taylor – she would come up with new beauty ideas to get all your money. A new perfume line perhaps?

This bud will help Elizabeth to capitalize on the marketplace and it might also help her to get creative and find a new husband. After the high is over she’ll divorce him like she always does…

Ladies: that’s a women to look up too – not Madonna or J LO and guess what? Elizabeth didn’t have to show any body parts to get paid. What a smart woman!

Know why? ‘Cuz Liz has been medicated for years. That’s why!

Puff puff and hit the gold – it will help you to keep your mind on your pay-roll.

Jacky 18:03

Herojuana; what a great strain if you have sleeping problems! I used to suffer from insomnia but fortunately for me I don’t anymore.

If I did I would have been smoking Herojuana nightly. It’s so relaxing and it’s all natural…No Zig Zags or blunts needed – get the bubbler out or you going to totally miss out on the impeccable taste.

If you’re taking Xanax or any other sedative, stop! This bud is what you need in your life – I know, I got rid of my pill jar…I strongly recommend this bud for people who need to be sedated, people like Angelina Jolie. She is an extremely busy woman and in order to really enjoy her downtime she needs Herojuana – it will help her to relax. No more freaking out on the movie sets! She will be able to do all this without a pill prescription…

Another celebrity that comes to mind is comedian Dane Cooke – he gets too excited during his stand-up performance. Those evil Hollywood doctors probably have him all addicted to their prescriptions but all Dane needs is a dispensary that serves this bud. Maybe if Dane was Bubbling he would have never passed up the the role he was offered in the new Harry Potter film…What was he thinking?
Puff puff but don’t pass Dane…tell the guy or girl beside you to buy their own grass…I don’t wanna get what you got mane…

Kush Chronicles 18:03

-Guru Jacky

Bellagio KUSH is an indica and this bud has an impeccable taste. mm mhm good!

The buds are close and tight with champagne colored tricombs. They have a pepper musk scent. I pity those of you who are smoking that street stuff. Know why? You guys are missing out mane.

Get this!!! Are you a musician or artist of any kind? Bellagio KUSH will help you with your creativity. I never get writers block. Know why? ‘Cuz I smoke Bellagio kush mane…
People like Clint Eastwood will get help with his script writing… I want Clint to put out more than one film a year dude. He’s the best. Bellagio KUSH is both an amazing smoke for people who like to puff with class ‘cuz the taste is top shelf but even strippers need this strain in their life. Know why? A large amount of strippers suffer from body aches mane and this sticky shit will help them get sleep!

Stop being cheap; get to you closest dispensary and try some of this Bellagio Kush. I recommend going over to Sunset Organic Collective Co-Op @ Sunset west of Alvarado. It’s summer, Jacky wants to be near the beach so I’m taking my bud to the West Side!

The Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas is a place of class. smoking Bellagio KUSH grass is a blunt you never pass.

Kush Chronicles 5:32

-Guru Jacky

Banana Kush…. Oh what a relief it is… I Truly love this stuff.  Know why? I tried the normal way of living.

I started smoking regular bud again. I was smoking Chronic, street shit. I was honestly trying to cut down on my pot intake. Boy was that a bad idea. When I heard Sunset Organic re-opened I went down and got my medicine. My choice of bud was Banana Kush and it was a good choice I might add.

No zags, no blunts, where’s the bubbler? The taste was so delicious. I wonder how can someone smoke low-graded weed like Chronic? Cuz when you smoke chronic you smoke a lot more. I did!!! Continue Reading…