Marijuana

Our boys at Sunset Organic have done it again.

Grape Ape is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica. And guess what ladies and gentlemen? It’s on top of the food chain. Know why? Grape Ape cures Attention Deficit Disorder!

I know; I’m a part of the A.D.D. family and I’d rather smoke weed than pop pills and pay the pharmaceutical companies! Won’t you agree?

The taste is totally amazing; get the bubbler out no blunts or papers needed. Know why? You could taste the grape of the bud mane. I started my day with this bud for a week and if you could afford it you should too. I strongly recommend this bud for those people like Brooke Shields; she wouldn’t need to take all them prescription pills. Tom Cruise might appreciate her a little bit more; don’t you think? Continue Reading…

Purple Diesel is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica and guess what? It’s dynamite.

This strain got me in the mood to go outside and toss a football around. Know why? Purple Diesel gets you active. Ask my neighbors. I had the stereo on full blast, I didn’t give a fuck I was on Purple Diesel.

Now I am in the kitchen guess who saves the day? Peanut butter and a grape jelly sandwich. Grab a Bud Lite!

I am going to call my ex-girlfriend. I’ll tell her all about herself. Know why? Dude, I am on Purple Diesel. I feel like a Running-Back. I’ll knock anybody over, I am going to the liquor store. ” Pack of Parliament’s ” I said to the Indian store clerk he replied ” Thax fiddy, Thax fiddy” I was like, “What MF” Sir are you trying to say six dollars and fifty cents he replied ” jes”. I told him all I have is six dollars. He gave me my Parliament cigarettes know why? I was on Purple Diesel mannn!!!

I strongly recommend this bud for the no nonsense guy. People like:
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SFV OG is a sativa/indica meaning it’s a hybrid and it’s really really fucking good!! Know why?

I am totally shit at video games but I was playing on my 360 and I was extremely high. Tiger Wood’s Golf was the game and the game was my guide through the high. I was totally focused but I was shit at this game. I knew but did I care? No.

I continued to play, I was fixated on winning. I was playing as Tiger Woods. I am supposed to be better than VJ Singh. Why am I losing this fucking game? Know why? Cuz I am shit. Okay take the X-Box off back to regular television. I am coming down now. I already spent an hour on my X-Box trying to be a gamer but television bores me.

I am going to call my mother did you call yours? Don’t forget… I won’t because SFV OG didn’t allow me to. It keeps me focused dude, and to all you mother’s out there I hope you had a nice Mothers Day.

I strongly recommend this bud for those who like to stay focused. People like: Continue Reading…

Pineapple Express is a hybrid bud, meaning it’s a indica / sativa.

This bud had me dazed meaning it had me like a dum dum! I even slurred my words when I spoke. I had creative ideas but I couldn’t get them out.

I was stuck on stupid and I needed rest bad, know why? This bud of worship will make you sleepy. I strongly recommend this strain for those people who talk a lot. This bud will have them under a gag order. If a good rest is your desire this bud is for you.

Here’s a few names that need this bud in their life:

• Brittney Spears – she’ll shut up and get some much good sleep.

• Rick Ross too he should smoke this Pineapple Express he’ll shut the fuck up about being a tuff guy and do us all a big favor and get some sleep!

• The last name that comes to mind will be the old Jewish dude that does the Crazy Gideon commercials. He needs to shut up he’s always yellin’!

Hard workin’ dudes need a good sleep. If you are out here in L.A. you will agree with me, I know most of you do. So if your girlfriend talks too much and needs a good sleep give her Pineapple Express.

L.A. Bubblegum Kush this bud is an Indica. It’s very relaxing, it made my hectic day very easy and guess what? I appreciate that.

This Bubblegum kush is so good it only allows you to hear what you wanna hear. All the negative stuff missed me. Bubblegum kush could also be used as a hate repellent. I smoked it all day on 420.  I was totally numb to any and everything that wasn’t cool.

This bud increased my cool to another level so I highly recommend this strain for people like:

1) Christian Bale he yells too much. Christian was probably smoking Bubblegum when he was in character for his role as Batman. See how cool Christian was as Batman.

2) Rick Ross should try some of this L.A. Bubblegum I don’t know what they smoking down there in Miami but it ain’t L.A. Bubblegum. Know why? Cuz Rick Ross ain’t cool mane!

3) DMX he doesn’t need Dr Drew, he needs a jar of L.A. Bubblegum. He’ll be too cool to hit the streets for crack. Don’t Dr Drew and DMX both know you need one drug to get off another drug? Am from the streets I know. Continue Reading…