Jada Kiss’ apartment in Yonkers, New York got raided by the cops last night and guess what? Jada wasn’t home…
Bad news though – the cops found 5 Grams of heroin, 6 pounds of weed, and 40k in cash. Jason Phillips a.k.a. Jada Kiss has a snitch in his posse…How else would the cops know? Trust me; a jealous nicca is behind this…

T-Pain said he’s been hiding from Puffy. He feels like Puffy has been draining him for his musical talent and fame…
He even said he changed his telephone number so Puffy can’t call him…wow!!! These POP stars are too funny…aren’t they?

A few of Amber Rose’s ex-coworkers are talking some major shit on her. Who are her ex-coworkers? Strippers! These pole hoes are saying Amber had no body shape meaning she bought her body…Amber’s ass is totally fake and so is everything about her. The strippers are  also saying Amber forgot where she came from…a small shack in South Philly. It’s actually where her mother still stays…even the Mexican guy selling fruit in downtown LA sends money home to their family….

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Vanessa Williams did a nude photo shoot back in 1984 for Penthouse magazine – I was a kid back then so I took it straight to the bathroom…Don’t disturb me Mom…I’m busy!!! The photo shoot feature Vanessa in S&M eating fur burger…

These must have nudes are up for auction on eBay.com – starting bid starts at $ 200,000. Bob Guccione, owner of Penthouse Magazine paid photographer Tom Chiapel for the nude photos of Vanessa…guess what? Vanessa was crowned Miss America and that’s when Penthouse Magazine released her nude photos to the world! Vanessa was quickly dethroned of her title as Miss America but Penthouse Magazine made lots of money off those nude pictures…didn’t they? The auction includes 156 negatives of Vanessa nudes and I must wonder… What are the executives over at the television show Ugly Betty going to say about this?

-Guru Jacky

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Shirley Jones is doing Playboy and she’s like 75yrs old – Who in their right mind would want to see Shirley Jones nude?
Some sick fuck over at Playboy magazine would …I heard the follow from Shirley Jones herself…She prayed and hope that the people over at Playboy would allow her to show more skin. Excuse me I must go to the bathroom and puke – Shirley is David Cassidy’s mother and they both had active roles on the old school television show the Partridge Family…

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Heidi’s Playboy photo spread is coming soon to a news stand near you… guess what? The critics don’t like it…
They’re saying Heidi is not showing any body parts and the pictures are truly lame…Why are the critics saying this about Heidi?

The critics just wanted to see Heidi’s breast, ass, and vagina … and can you blame them? Word is Heidi did not deliver what the people wanted…
I’ve never bought a Playboy for the “articles” and you’re a shirt-tucking asshole if you’ve ever told someone that.

Isn’t Heidi a Christian? Where is the Christian Coalition on this one? Cat got your tongues?

Anyways Heidi did a good job…know why? ‘Cuz she got paid mane… Guess who’s orchestrating this whole pimp move? Spencer Pratt. He knows how to get gwop and you guys don’t really wanna call Spencer what he truly is – a pimp…

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Amber Ro$e is going to get paid and she doesn’t need a college degree. She got pregnant by Kanye West…
Kanye has just joined the ranks of sucka niccas and I’ll say this guys like Kanye are not role models to young teenage boys…know why? ‘Cuz he’s stupid…Kanye is going to pay Amber Ro$e out the ass – why did he did something so foolish?

Why did Kanye get Amber Ro$e pregnant? Was it to cover-up his gay rumors? Didn’t Kanye learn from the mistakes Nas made with Kelis? Foolish chics get over on these rap guys all the time – why do you people choose to look up to them?

Well it’s plain to see Amber Ro$e has won the lottery. Hey Kanye: You may be able to fool the derelicts of society but you can’t fool me. Put it this way. Mick Jagger got kids and hes bi/sexual…See where am going with this.

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Someone over at Borders bookstore called the office and invited me down to the store to get a free Karrine Steffans book last week.
So Teddy and I took a drive over to Borders at Sunset and Vine to receive my new autographed book The Vixen Manual…
Karrine autographed my book, wished me well, and I wish I could return the same favor in regards to her book but I can’t…

After reading one chapter of this ridiculous book I came to an instant conclusion – It must be destroyed!
This book goes against all my teachings so I will not allow or promote this book to any of my female constituents…

By the way some of my readers got pissed at me for even taking a picture with Karrine! You guys are the worst – but how can I go against my readers? They know what’s best and so do I that’s why I decided to burn Karrine ” Superhead ” Steffans book, “The Vixen Manual”. I highly recommend this book to the loser chics the girls you’ll never see me with!
Hey its a best seller so some of you people like this book and I’m sure it’s the same people who would watch a cheesy porno by Kim Kardashian! Don’t get mad at me for burning Karrine’s book ‘cuz I’m doing society a major favor…know why? It’s bad for the kids and for the chics who support my lavish lifestyle…
Please don’t get all “ACLU” on me about this – much like snuff films – this book isn’t protected – it’s got no artistic value.

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Jenna and I have been discussing an adult film distribution deal for a new arm of HSK – HSK XXX.

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Book review and more pictures coming Monday!