Michael Jackson died without leaving a Will. This means a certain and impending chaos in Hollywood…ask Joe Jackson, he’s probably not looking forward to it. Michael’s mother Katherine Jackson hopes to get custody of Michael’s three children but what about all the other fingers reachin’ for that cookie jar?

Did you guys know Michael Jackson was a bald-headed man? He did have cancer…didn’t he? Word is Michael only ate one small meal a day; not surprising he didn’t have an appetite. All those problems along with the tremendous pill addiction probably left food at the bottom of his list.

Remember the kid who accused MJ of sexually fondling him? He got a huge settlement… Well that kid is now a grown man and he’s saying it was all a big lie! His dad masterminded the scam mane. I’ve read reports that Michael spent over $20 million dollars in legal bills alone fighting a battle like this one.

It seems like everyone was out for themselves and no one cared for Michael. Even BET used Michael’s death for their television ratings! The BET award show was a horrible honor towards the King Of Pop. Guess what? I’ll never forgive them for it….

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Michael Jackson’s doctor Dr. Conrad Murray was not a certified doctor. The promoters who hired this doctor should have known this…wouldn’t you agree? Did the concert promoters have a large insurance policy on the King’s life? Only time would reveal the truth…

Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett. Kendra’s a smart girl you can’t knock her hustle…know why? I always tell my female readers to get a professional athlete! ‘Cuz they’re sucka’s mane. Guess where Kendra and Hank had the wedding….the Playboy Mansion!

Lindsay Lohan had her 23rd birthday this weekend in Las Vegas. Do you care? I don’t… Lindsay did do a tribute to Michael Jackson during her birthday celebration. I thought she didn’t like black people?

It’s Monday and am hungover from last night…
Gotta go…

-Guru Jacky

This year was all about Michael Jackson…at least Jamie Foxx and the people over at BET would like for us to think so…
Jamie and the Michael Jackson’s outfits was not quite cutting it…I was totally embarrassed for Jamie…

Here’s a recap:

• New Edition opened the awards show and they performed well but their vocals were kinda weak…
• Keri Hilson performed but it was all show… Keri acted like she sold a 100 million records and performed with 10 choreographed dancers…Keri also lip synced…
• Soulja Boy performed and the people knew his song… I didn’t. More power to him.
• Neyo did his thing and I enjoyed his performance…know why? Neyo can sing mane…
• Beyonce performed and I must say she looked beautiful but she was putting me to sleep!
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Michael Jackson was the best. I love this guy; he was the last of Mohicans.

The King Of Pop was also ironically the last Rock-Star to walk the face of this earth…

Know why?

Michael’s life WAS Rockstardom FULLY REALIZED. He abused painkillers as a lifestyle from 1985 to the last second of his last breath….

Abuse in MJ’s case didn’t mean his grandma always had Vics in the closest  kids, he was able to be as high as a human can be to the point of reaching his own warped “illumination” to a god-like status, 24 hours a day for almost 25 years mane! Not even Keith Richards could tell you what that’s like! Can anyone? Is Michael Jackson also the King of Highs?

Looking back at the years of ridicule MJ faced in the media and within Pop Culture, did anyone really have the right to judge the guy? He didn’t live in our world….did anyone see the man’s face after the 80’s? Celebrity Love must also be blind mane….

The following drugs listed below are what Michael needed to start his day:

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Where’s is Michael Jackson’s doctor? Story is Michael Jackson’s in-house physician Dr. Murray, gave him a shot of Demerol and that drug  killed the king…

The doctor was injecting Michael daily with Demerol. The doctor had Michael addicted to this drug on top of more traditional pain pills. Guess what?  Michael  Jackson collapsed right after the injection. Have you ever had a shot of Demerol? I did and it’s better than sex. After receiving the shot, Michael fell to floor and he began to breathe slower and slower (that’s what Demerol does… it’s quite similar to heroin I know… I was begging for the stuff in the hospital). Michael’s staff members tried to save his life by giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation…
The ambulance got to Michael’s house in 8 minutes and they found the King Of Pop suffering respiratory arrest and with no pulse.
They did everything to save The King’s life including CPR, heart shocks, and even inserted a breathing tube.

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Evander Holyfield has financial problems… know why? Evander’s home is up for foreclosure mane…If you think it’s an average house you need to stop smoking crack. Evander’s home is 5,000 square meters with  109 rooms (3 kitchens, 17 bathrooms, and a bowling alley)?!?!

I’m gonna be the first person to say this: Stop calling Rihanna a slut! Do you know why there’s so many photo’s of her with Kanye, Drake, and now Pharrell? ‘Cuz Rihanna is working on her new album mane…

Missy Elliott is writing a book about her father who was known for repeatedly abusing her mother. Missy will also be telling us all about her older cousin. He raped Missy multiple times when she was a child. Is that the reason Missy Elliott never had a boyfriend? ‘Cuz I never seen her with a man…Have you? Sad.

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Reports have come through from multiple sources that the LAPD Homicide and Burglary Divisions are investigating Michael Jackson’s death!
Word is, cardiac arrest is not whole story; or any of it for that matter.
We’re told Michael didn’t have any heart problems!

The mainstream media is nothing but cowardly bullshit guys!
Wolf Blitzer told you a bullshit hospital story for over an hour before he “eased” you into the truth!

Well keep an eye on everything as it develops. It’s a real shame. MJ had to have been the most isolated person in the world. The public did this.

More from Jacky tonight!

Ne-yo was asked a question by a young female fan recently and his remarks have left a bad taste in many people’s mouths…

All she asked was, ” What do I need to do to get into the business”. Ne-yo being the gentlemen that he is said” lose weight”.
Ouch! That hurts…

This guy Ne-yo once worked at McDonalds… Shouldn’t he show some sort of compassion?
By the way Ne-yo gave the young female fan the wrong advice… You ever heard of that young full figured woman named Jill Scott? She sings like an angel, soul that Solange or Britney could never even comprehend. Hey Ne Yo, these skinny model bitches suck but you wouldn’t know cuz your a closeted homosexual and obviously only paying your attention to the boys…. You should give spectacular a call, maybe he has the looks you were referring to when you so ill advised this young girl.

Christina Milian (although she’s packing on the pounds as we speak), Rihanna, Ciara, Kelis, etc…all of which are no-talent skinny singing bitches….

Here’s a few names of women singer’s that truly can sing and guess what? These girls are BIG: Aretha Franklin, Martha Walsh (A Personal Friend of HSK), Adele, and my favorite Jill Scott…and if Beyonce wasn’t on them diet pills! She’d be big and fat just like her mother Tina Knowles… Wouldn’t she?

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On June 28th everyone is coming to town… Los Angeles to be exact.
My nicca’s from the gym and the hood are so excited. Know why? They look at this event as a opportunity to get paid mane… They truly hope all those who were at the Summer Bling Fest will come to their city…I personally really wanna see Trey Songs… Know why? ‘Cuz he’s Necole Bitchie’s secret boyfriend…

Trey needs to teach his cum drinking hoe Necole some respect or I’ll have to hold him responsible for her actions…

Back to the BET Awards; the people from the hoods in L.A. don’t care too much for these type of showcases… (more…)

I’m letting Europe and the world know, that I myself, Kool Keith will not be the special invited guest at any of Tim Dog’s shows in Europe, that he has me advertised for. I don’t know anything about those shows, and this is 100% false advertising!

Thanks, and I will be in Europe officially this fall.

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