Estelle is saying Rihanna is jacking her style…I don’t think this Estelle chic likes Rihanna too much…know why?
Estelle thinks she’s a way better singer than Rihanna! Estelle wanted to be in the new super group with Jay  Z and Kanye…
She doesn’t see why Rihanna has that role and I must say…Estelle is a way better singer but Rihanna is much more popular…

Estelle honey, they don’t care about talent they only care about who’s popular and I thought you knew this mane…
Ciara got kicked off the Britney Spears tour and she was replaced by Jordan “Fatso” Sparks…

People are calling Ciara washed up but I don’t believe so…know what I think? Ciara is performing and working too hard for the wrong marketplace! First and foremost her record label Jive, sucks…That label is totally out-dated they don’t know how to sell and break new products.

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Bow Wow is now signed to Cash Money records and he’s totally excited…I thought Bow Wow retired from rap? Didn’t you?
Anyways it seems like Cash Money got all the new young rappers. Names like Lil Wayne, Drake, and now Bow Wow… this only means that Cash Money is coming to Hollywood and guess what? I wish them the best…

Bow Wow said he’s working hard on his new album and he truly believes his new team will resurrect his career…He also apologized to his Nickelodeon fans for signing to Cash Money records ‘cuz I guess he’s now a gangsta rapper. To tell you all the truth I don’t listen to his music but I do wish him and his new family the very best…

After the low sales of Eminem’s latest release ” Relapse” I must ask…Are people in a rush to buy another rap album?

-Guru Jacky

Why is Jamie taking pictures with his camera phone butt ass naked? That’s how Soulja Boy and guys like Bow Wow get down.

Does Jamie Foxx really need to send chicks naked photos to get some in return? Not very good game Jamie….

Don’t believe me…Ask Raz- B?

Michael Vick is back in the NFL and he’ll be playing for the Philadelphia Eagles….guess what? White people are totally pissed off. Some are even returning their season tickets! If Michael Vick comes on the field and doesn’t perform well the fans will eat him alive. He better be a winner…” Run Nigger Run” it’s actually a novel by Harold Beaver…

Some television company got at my manager this week and pitched us a reality show starring me Jacky…Guess what? We turned it down…I’m not doing reality television that’s like using auto-tune in the music business…

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Les Paul passed away yesterday from complications of pnemonia and old age. Most people associate him with inventing the “Les Paul” – the first solid body electric (the Fender Strat was made around the same but it’s really no comparision is it?)

What is more interesting for our blog, is the fact that Les Paul revolutionized the recording industry (or created it according to modern day definitions). He paved the way for artists in all genres to truly express themselves. He can be credited with developing “multi-track” recording.

From Wikipedia.org:

“In 1948, Capitol Records released a recording that had begun as an experiment in Paul’s garage, entitled “Lover (When You’re Near Me)”, which featured Paul playing eight different parts on electric guitar, some of them recorded at half-speed, hence “double-fast” when played back at normal speed for the master. (”Brazil”, similarly recorded, was the B-side.)

This was the first time that multi-tracking had been used in a recording. These recordings were made not with magnetic tape, but with acetate disks. Paul would record a track onto a disk, then record himself playing another part with the first. He built the multi-track recording with overlaid tracks, rather than parallel ones as he did later. There is no record of how many “takes” were needed before he was satisfied with one layer and moved on to the next.
Paul even built his own disc-cutter assembly, based on auto parts. He favored the flywheel from a Cadillac for its weight and flatness. Even in these early days, he used the acetate disk setup to record parts at different speeds and with delay, resulting in his signature sound with echoes and birdsong-like guitar riffs. When he later began using magnetic tape, the major change was that he could take his recording rig on tour with him, even making episodes for his 15-minute radio show in his hotel room. Later he worked with Ross Snyder in the design of the first 8 track recording deck (built for him by Ampex for his home studio.)”

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Tom Cruise is on the set for his new upcoming movie ” Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”. The’re shooting the film in Melbourne Australia…Melbourne’s cool but its no Perth!

Tom was apparently talking to his fans and his wife Katie Holmes got pissed ‘cuz Tom is spending too much time communicating with his fans…???
Guess what Katie did? She started an argument with Tom in public! How else do you think we know all about it? Tom was seen walking away from Katie and his daughter very upset…I always thought to myself that Katie Holmes was a robotic wife (a wife you can remotely control – somewhat like a Stepford wife…). Since when is she allowed to talk back? Is Katie Holmes talking and taking advice from Beyonce or Ellen degeneres on Twitter?

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When are you connected to the real game? Not this foolish rap game…I’m talking the real game…guess what? It’s a big secret and I’m not going to tell you…know why? ‘Cuz it’s working for me mane…

Hey I ain’t knocking the rap game either today I’m just saying there’s a million other ways to make money. My eyes are not on the next guy’s hustle; I’m thinking differently.
My attack might be different and some of you may not like it but didn’t the critics said the same about NWA…? Now who’s the number one producer? Dr Dre…!

Who’s record sales filled Interscope Records’ empty bank accounts enabling them to launch No Doubt and Gwen Stefani’s career?

N. – W. – A. ’s did mane!

See, the critics back then didn’t see the future so they hated on Gangsta music…now they got Bloods and Crips over in England…how crazy is that? Sometimes you gotta work with what you don’t like mane… that might even be me and the HSK camp but we feel the same way about you…

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Russell Simmon’s got a new girlfriend and her name is Sophie Monk – guess what? Sophie’s ex-boyfriend was Ryan Seacrest and I’ll tell you all a big secret: Sophie Monk is a star fucker and by saying this we must do a background check…it’s only fair, right?

Sophie is from Australia and she came to America to pursue her entertainment career. The first jockey to ride this pony was the washed up star Jude Law. Then came the second jockey Benji Madden…doesn’t he have herpes? Her and Benji were engaged for a year…Benji left Sophie for Paris Hilton but that didn’t slow Sophie down ‘cuz three months later she was dating Ryan Seacrest. Isn’t Ryan gay?

She also appeared on the HBO television series Entourage doing a sex scene with “Vinnie Chase”. Knowing Mark Wahlberg he definitely had a taste…

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Joe Budden is back at it again and he’s not happy as you might assume… it seem like Joey wants a fair one from Raekwon…
I guess it won’t be over till Joe Budded says so? By the way, Joe Budden’s album drops today and I must wonder could this all be a publicity stunt to sell records? I don’t care I’m not buying it…

Gucci Mane is rumored to be in rehab and it’s not because Gucci has a drug problem it’s because dude don’t wanna go back to jail…This is all going down because Gucci violated his parole. My nicca failed his routine drug test and rehab is his only way out – I must ask: If you had a choice between rehab or jail which one would you take?

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We all know Dancing With The Stars is for the seniors and that’s the reason why your grandparents watch this program….I’ve never seen a episode of this horrible program and I’m proud to say it. Any male caught watching this program is probably gay or being forced by his bitch.

Why won’t the people over at Dancing With the Stars allow Paula Abdul to be a judge on their horrible program? Paula does have talent when it comes to dancing – she did her ten thousand hours of dancing so that makes Paula Abdul a professional dancer…right?

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Amber Ro$e is going to get paid and she doesn’t need a college degree. She got pregnant by Kanye West…
Kanye has just joined the ranks of sucka niccas and I’ll say this guys like Kanye are not role models to young teenage boys…know why? ‘Cuz he’s stupid…Kanye is going to pay Amber Ro$e out the ass – why did he did something so foolish?

Why did Kanye get Amber Ro$e pregnant? Was it to cover-up his gay rumors? Didn’t Kanye learn from the mistakes Nas made with Kelis? Foolish chics get over on these rap guys all the time – why do you people choose to look up to them?

Well it’s plain to see Amber Ro$e has won the lottery. Hey Kanye: You may be able to fool the derelicts of society but you can’t fool me. Put it this way. Mick Jagger got kids and hes bi/sexual…See where am going with this.

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