Music Industry

Chris Brown and music producer Polow da Don recently teamed up to record music with M.I.A.. Both men aren’t hiding their excitement from working with the alternative and dance music artist.

Here’s the message Chris Brown posted on his website:

“Was in the studio with the incredible M.I.A. and Polow!! Amazing artist! Real talent.”

Here’s what Polow Tweeted:

“In the lab with the great @ChrisBrown THE LAB WIT THE GREAT @chrisbrown and the incredible @_M_I_A_ Thank you, Dear Lord. I’ve waited on this moment my whole career !!!! It’s happening. Magic is upon us. Let’s go!!!!

What are these guys talking about? They’re acting like working with M.I.A. is all that and some, but guess what? M.I.A. doesn’t impress me. Know why? Because she’s a one hit wonder mane. Her lyrics are simple and the beats she uses as well (when not completely lifted from somewhere else). Continue Reading…

Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj are teaming up for a summer tour (how hiphop is that Nicki supposed queen of hiphop).

It’s a string of shows which I advise parents to guard their children from. Know why? Because Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj can turn out your little daughters into harlots mane! It’s only kids that listen to Britney right? I mean she doesn’t make music for adults.

This concert is full of sexual innuendos. I’m told part of the show will include Nicki inviting a girl from the audience on stage and sitting the young lady in a chair to act like Dirty Nicki is performing cullingulus on her. Should under age children be viewing this type of filth? I don’t think so, but it’s going to happen. The concert tour kicks off on June 17 in Sacramento,CA Continue Reading…

Jay may live in America, but he’s shopping for talent over seas, using talent scouts to scour Europe for new artists.

We’ve learned Jay Z has outbid Jive and Universal Records for a German independent digital firm called Block Starz Music.

Is Jay Z outsourcing or has he gone Euro? I don’t know, but I do know Beyonce’s next album will be filled with a bevy of Techno songs. Now, we should expect black party’s to become the likes of Jersey Shore party’s…How funny is that? Can you imagine a bunch of black kids pumping their fists to Techno music?

Guess what? It’s already happening! Don’t believe me? Ask Rihanna. Continue Reading…

I wonder what Funkmaster Flex has to say about Jersey Shore’s Pauly D being ranked America’s 8th top deejay in America. Know why? Because I’m told Flex didn’t even make the top 10!

To me, the only familiar names which made the list are Jazzy Jeff and Mixmaster Mike.

When I heard names like DJ Qbert, A-Trak, I asked myself “who are those guys?” Are they big time Deejays? Do they spin on Tech 1200′s turntables (like Grandmaster Flash did)? Do guys like DJ Pauly D and DJ Qbert use Serato or a laptop to get the party jump’in.

I don’t know because I don’t attend parties where Deejays like DJ Pauly D would spin. Know why? Because Deejays like Pauly D spin records from the likes of Justin Bieber and Britney Spears mane. That’s kinda childish, don’t you think? Continue Reading…

Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl recently let the world know exactly how he feels about Glee at the SXSW Festival. That’s where the musician was promoting Foo Fighters’ new documentary.

Here’s what Dave had to say about the popular television show:

““It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his fucking show… fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee. I watched 10 minutes. It’s not my thing. The Glee guy, what a fucking jerk. Slash was the first one. He wanted to do Guns ‘n’ Roses and Slash is like, ‘I hate fucking musicals. It’s worse than Grease.’ Then [Murphy's] like, ‘Well, of course he’d say that, he’s a washed up ol’ rock star, that’s what they fucking do.’ And then Kings of Leon say, ‘No, we don’t want to be on your show.’ And then he’s like, ‘Snotty little assholes…’ And it’s just like, Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included.”

I’m proud to say that I’ve never seen an episode of Glee, but from seeing its promos I have chalked up the program to be just a modern day version of Fame. Though, I must admit, I was never a fan of Fame. Know why? Because I’m not into men dancing around in tights mane! Continue Reading…