News Quickies

Tom Cruise is on the set for his new upcoming movie ” Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”. The’re shooting the film in Melbourne Australia…Melbourne’s cool but its no Perth!

Tom was apparently talking to his fans and his wife Katie Holmes got pissed ‘cuz Tom is spending too much time communicating with his fans…???

Guess what Katie did? She started an argument with Tom in public! How else do you think we know all about it? Tom was seen walking away from Katie and his daughter very upset…I always thought to myself that Katie Holmes was a robotic wife (a wife you can remotely control – somewhat like a Stepford wife…). Since when is she allowed to talk back? Is Katie Holmes talking and taking advice from Beyonce or Ellen degeneres on Twitter? Continue Reading…

C – Murder a.k.a. Corey Miller was found guilty for second degree murder in relation to the death of 16yr old Steve Thomas.

The jury was in a total deadlock for over a day until Tuesday morning August 11th when the jury came back with a guilty verdict. I’m hearing that one of the jury members was rushed to make a decision. In other words the other jurors were getting quite frustrated they wanted to go home. It all sounds like a mistrial to me. Won’t you agree?

T-Pain’s wife’s picture is all over the internet and I must say they’re good for each other…know why? ‘Cuz they both eat their meals out of a trough. Wasn’t this the guy who made songs about strippers? After seeing his wife I now know what kind of a stripper T-Pain talks too…The kind that has stretch marks with their stomach hanging over their g-strings. The standard once was this – If a girl wanted to be a stripper she had to look good. Seems reasonable right? These days anybody can be a stripper ‘cuz niggas nowadays just don’t give a fuck… Continue Reading…

Joe Budden is back at it again and he’s not happy as you might assume. It seem like Joey wants a fair one from Raekwon.

I guess it won’t be over till Joe Budded says so? By the way, Joe Budden’s album drops today and I must wonder could this all be a publicity stunt to sell records? I don’t care I’m not buying it.

Gucci Mane is rumored to be in rehab and it’s not because Gucci has a drug problem it’s because dude don’t wanna go back to jail. This is all going down because Gucci violated his parole. My nicca failed his routine drug test and rehab is his only way out – I must ask: If you had a choice between rehab or jail which one would you take?

Sara Stokes from the first season of Making The Band stabbed her husband Tony in front of their three children. Is Sara still blaming her kids and her husband because her music career didn’t go anywhere? I don’t know nor do I care but aren’t these reality show bitches totally crazy?

It’s Tuesday morning and guess what? I’m high again. Time for breakfast. On that note. Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

Pictures are circulating of Kelis and her new baby. Know what else is new? A man with her! It’s pretty quick after Nas right? That makes me wonder though – how “new” is her “new man”? How can I forget it was Kelis who said her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard.

Superhead and Darius McCrary are at it again – he said Karrine ” Superhead” Steffans is a total creep.

In case you don’t know who Darius is he played the role of Eddie Winslow on the television show Family Matters. Darius said Karrine would have sex with her victims and have the phone under a pillow so others can hear. What a Bitch!!! I’m so happy I burned her book and if she’s so disgusting what do you think about the men who have slept with her?

Hey Karrine here’s a number you will be needing it in the near future: 1800-273-8255 – it’s the sucide hotline. I promise you someone over there will talk to you.

Kimora Lee is getting ten thousand dollars for her new baby photos. Kimora’s son Kenzo’s father is Djimon Hounsou and we wish them all the best. I overheard others saying Kimora’s ex-boyfriend Russell Simmon’s sperm bank was not powerful enough to produce a baby boy. How would they know this information? My guess is that Yoga helps the mind and the body but not the sperm. Am I right Russell? Continue Reading…

Terrell Carter (the guy from the Tyler Perry movies) is starring in Class Reunion. I never saw the film. To be honestly with you I don’t fuck with Tyler Perry.

Apparently more interesting than this film itself, is the feud between Terrell Carter’s and his gay lover. Terrell is pissed at his partner Alex Cortez. Alex kicked Terrell Carter out of the closet. I encourage all the gay guys to expose their closet lovers…ever seen Milk? I respect the gay bold guys like Elton John…guess why? ‘Cuz the Rocket Man wants us all to know so he doesn’t have to duck and hide like some other people. When is Tyler Perry and others like him going to come out the closet? Are they ashamed? Shouldn’t Ne-yo and Fonzworth Bentley come out the closet too. We already know…ask Don Cornelius.

Solange is on Twitter again and she’s blasting people who are saying negative stuff about her sister Beyonce. If that’s all it takes to get Solange pissed off I’m gonna be calling out her bullshit and getting at her on the world’s worst invention for criminals since D.N.A. evidence…Twitter.

Manhattan Borough President, Scott M. Stringer gave Wendy Williams an award….what the fuck for? This dumb bitch doesn’t need anymore press? Who’s dick is she sucking? Seriously.
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I want Solange to say some shit to me…I can’t wait to ask her about Benji Madden and his herpes infection…They were dating weren’t they? You all know her sister Beyonce’s song ” If I was a Boy”… I wonder if Ne-yo wrote that song? He did write ” To the left” didn’t he? When is Ney-o going to come out of the closet? Well I can’t wait to tell Solange if Bey was a boy I would punch her right in her fucking face…I promise my readers when I Tweet Sloange (and if she responds). I will change her from her house nigget ways. It might start out ugly but she too will call me Guru by the time it’s done. Someone needs to talk to Solange like a parent. It’s rather quite obvious that Mathew doesn’t have the time too. Continue Reading…