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Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

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Morgan Freeman is a very very sick man. Know why? After he’s done divorcing his wife he’s going to be marrying his wife’s grand daughter! You gotta be from Mississippi to understand this nut-case. Morgan is a deranged perverted man. Did you know he was having sex with E’Dina when he was still married to his wife? Morgan’s a total scumbag we at H.S.K. are suggesting you help us boycott this pig. Stop watching Morgan Freeman’s films mane. If you do you are guilty of putting money in a pedophile’s pocket. Guy’s like Morgan like to buy candy and ice cream for the kids…for the wrong reasons though. Don’t believe me…ask Woody Allen.

“Lil Kim vs Faith Evans”? There’s a question I must ask of you guys: Do you care about this match-up? Kim and Faith both were at Puffy Daddy’s all white party…guess what happened? They started fighting. Know why? ‘Cuz Faith dissed Kim in her tell all book. If that’s the case there’s going to be a lot of fighting pretty soon in the industry. Guess why? ‘Cuz everybody got a tell all book coming out mane. I don’t know about you guys but I’m waiting on the Damon Dash’s tell all book. Dame is pissed. Continue Reading…

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Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

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Heidi Pratt was offered $25,000 from Scores Strip club. They want her to dance and show a little titties. Scores is in NYC. I’ve been there countless times and I must say…I always come-up…I swear! Why did Heidi turn down the Scores offer? She did take off her clothes for Playboy…didn’t she? Oh yes she did. Where is Spencer when all this exploitation of his women is going down? He’s in one of the best hotels in that town waiting for his trap…Maybe it was Spencer who told Heidi that the Scores offer was not enough? Here it is: First Spencer is rappin’ acting like Jay Z and shit and now he’s got his bitch showing her body parts in magazines. Dude is also negotiating deals for Heidi to be a feature at a strip club… did I mention Spence is the type of Christian as Reverend Jesse Jackson…is Spencer a pimp?

Jay Z & Kanye are mad at each other…know why?’ They both performed on the same bill in the UK recently. Jay wanted to close the show and invite Kanye out…guess what? Kanye wanted to do the same thing. He wanted to close the show and invite Jay Z out…Ego’s clashed and Jay Z left the venue. Kanye is always losing boyfriends…What happened to him and John Legend? Continue Reading…

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Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

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Michael Jackson a.k.a. The King of Pop will be laid to rest tomorrow at the Forrest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills. Tomorrow night there will be a tribute for the King of Pop at the Staples Center sports arena – I’ll be reporting live via the blog and Twitter Celebrities from all over the country will be there including: Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey,Usher, Justin Timberlake, and many others.

Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna… there is so much to say but I’ll make it short and simple. Jay Z is pimpin’ her out. That’s right Jay Z got Rihanna humpin’ his married A & R friend Jay Brown! Rihanna even takes care of Jay Brown’s child. There are even pictures of her and the mulatto kid all over the net. Jay Z got the dumb bitch playin’ step-mom. Rihanna is such a whore; some people are curious what her next single will be. I only wonder if the tramp does anal…?

Hollywood Alert: LaBrea & Melrose Area

Beware of a perverted failed filmmaker, a Mr Rogers fella inviting your teens over to his home to play in his recording studio. Rumor has it that Leigh promises them a great time playing with his tech toy. Meanwhile, his bathroom is wired with camera’s. He’s filming the teens while they are using the restroom! It’s bad enough the kids are under-aged but this sick bastard even has a poo-fetish! How do we know this information? His gay friend Arnold who lives in Leigh’s garage in the backyard told us.

It’s Tuesday and I’m going to the Staples Center to say goodbye to MJ.

Gotta Go…

- Guru Jacky

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Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies

Monday, July 6th, 2009

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Mathew was caught at the Essence festival with a new piece. Some say the female is Tina Knowles’ assistant. So what if it is Tina Knowles assistant Mathew was sleeping with. Mathew does have the right to play…doesn’t he? He is separated from his wife Tina. Isn’t he?

Has anyone seen Amber Rose’s new hair color? It’s dyed green what the hell is wrong with this girl? Why wasn’t Amber cast on Star Trek ” The Next Generation”? She can play a perfect alien. Don’t you agree?

Why wasn’t Ciara in Phoenix to open for Jay Z? Instead Fabolous opened and the crowd was pleased! Inquiring minds would like to know what happened to Ciara? Continue Reading…

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WEDNESDAY’S HAND-JOBS

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

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Omarion and his stripper wife made a sex tape. A naughty one at that. It’s a 3-way. This guy Omarion is hiding something. The sex tape is 2 girls and Omarion doing the nasty. I am sure this will cover up all his gay rumors, Chris Stokes, B2k, Raz-B in the bathroom taking pictures of his Johnson on a gay site yeah those rumors. Who leaked it? He did.

King Magazine is going out of business. I wonder why? Because it sucks. Who cares about bitches in their swim suits. Sports Illustrated is next. Know why? Their demographic, the men and the lesbians… They want to see naked chic’s. It’s that simple.

Havoc from Mobb Deep sold a thousand records first week. Next week it will be five hundred, the following week 0. He left Continue Reading…

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