P Diddy

It’s day eight at the Cabin…

House Negroes are rampant. There is partying across the cabin grounds. Tyler Perry is dressed as Madea, doing hula hoop tricks for Mitch McConnell and John Boehner.

The Speaker of the House, John Boehner, seems to not be amused with Tyler Perry’s antics, and his face is filled with disgust. Boehner reaches into his sports coat to pull out a flask and take a swig from it before addressing Tyler. “You’re not funny to me! Remember, it was the silly negroes who made you rich, not us!”

Mitch McConnell noticing Tyler wanted to cry tried to comfort him. “Tyler, don’t listen to him. You’re doing a good job. My grandchildren laugh at you all the time. I can’t speak for John, but I like to see Negro men in dresses!”

Not far away, Cee Lo Green is standing by the cabin’s outdoor lavatory – bare foot, sporting a Dashiki while singing his hit song “F*ck You“. This while Bruno Mars is dancing beside him. Bruno is bare-chest and wearing a Hawaiian grass skirt. Continue Reading…

Whitney Houston might not have been the only celebrity who may have succumbed to drugs this past weekend.

HSK has just exclusively learned that at 4:00am on Monday morning, February 13, 2012, Sean “P Diddy” Combs was rushed to the UCLA medical center. Know why? From popping too many ecstasy pills mane.

Here is what whas revealed to me about Diddy’s OD:

Jacky-  My wife works at the UCLA hospital. Continue Reading…

I was listening to a Sean “Diddy” Combs interview with DJ Whoo Kid and guess what–Diddy was bragging to Whoo Kid about how his company “Bad Boy” was the first to do everything in the game.

Here’s what the accused killer of Tupac Shakur had to say:

“We the leaders. We was the first on Twitter, we was the first on Facebook.

We was the first in St. Tropez, south of France, Ibiza, St. Barts.

We was the first making dance music. The first making progressive music.

We was the first with the bad b*tches and the fly cars and jewelry.

We was the first, and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.”

What else was Diddy the first to do that he forgot to mention in the interview? Continue Reading…

Openly gay interior decorators Steven Sabados and Chris Hyndman have a Canadian talk show and I’m told while filming an up-coming episode of his television show, Chris Hyndman called hip hop mogul Sean “Puffy” Combs “Mr Low”.

Here’s what an insider had to say:

“Chris was just chilling on set with a black dude sitting between his legs. Then Chris said ‘A lot of this rappers and basketball players are on the low. I’ve heard stories about Chris Bosh, and Puffy is Mr Low, but he’s also known for giving good head.” Continue Reading…

HSK Exclusive - Damion “D-Roc” Butler served prison time for the shoot out between members of Lil Kim’s camp and Capone-N-Noreaga’s camp back in 2001 – and guess what? I’m told Lil Kim’s ex-boyfriend Damion “D-Roc” Butler is holding Puffy’s sex tape with Cassie for ransom.

Here’s what an insider told me:

“Puffy’s sex tape with Cassie is explicit and graphic. D-Roc has pictures of Puffy’s ex-girlfriends too. Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller and Naomi Cambell. Continue Reading…