Win A Stripper Date For
The Homecoming Dance

School can be rough. If you’re not that fly, finding a hot date can be rough too….

Jacky wants to help!

HSK wants to find the best talents on the street. Can you sing, rap, dance? Make a short video and send it to us! We’ll feature your video on our YouTube channel and whoever gets the most views will win a real live stripper to take as their date to the Homecoming Dance.

If you’re old enough to hustle but too young to buy alcohol this contest is for you.

Picture yourself making heads turn and jaws drop as you make a grand entrance to this year’s homecoming with a sexy and seductive stripper on your arm. That could be a reality if you have what it takes to win Jacky Jasper’s talent search. If you or someone you know can sing, rap or dance, take a chance and enter to run for the ultimate sexy date to your homecoming.

What do you have to lose?

Any questions can be directed to WinStrippers@Diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com.

-Guru Jacky

Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

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Pimps unite for the 2009 Players Toast in Las Vegas this past weekend. HSK was there in full force.

Know Why?

To represent the STREETS mane!!!

More EXCLUSIVE pictures from inside the event coming soon….

Of course Coco knows who Jacky is…………

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Belladonna has some safe sex tips and I think these tips are very important and you should pay attention to what she says…

Know why? Cuz Belladonna has hands on experience…She’s been living with herpes for for a while now and she’s totally open with it. Belladonna is not like other people (Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise) who are living with herpes and say nothing or even deny… Belladonna is a totally cool and I am truly sorry for her living with this vicious disease…On the bright side of things Belladonna and her husband Aiden make a cool million dollars a year from their company and I complemented her on that…And you should too…Who ever told you that you needed a college degree to get rich they obviously lied to you…Don’t believe me, then just ask Belladonna?

Today’s episode…
Living With Herpes:

It seems only Steve “The George” Flanagan could bankrupt a company which was most recently featured on the TLC special program titled “Paint Misbehavin”. A company with NO overhead mind you!

See proof below:

Sex With Celebrities…

On Friday July 18th I interviewed the third porn star for the HSK series and this one is the best in the business… Guess who?

BELLADONNA!!

I asked her what celebrities did she have sex with and the names she gave were very surprising…Paulie Shore, Fieldy from the rock band Korn, Shifty from the rock band Crazy Town and Tommy Lee…

I would like to say this to any chic out there bragging about Tommy Lee, they need to sit the fuck down… Know why? (more…)

Hugh Hefner is seen above dancing with Kendra Wilkinson at her recent wedding to a sports figure.

I wonder if he was there for the wedding night as well?

I spoke to Sinnamon Love yesterday and she told me the rumor about her having sexual relations with Kanye West is totally false.
Sinnamon said Kanye West is a superstar and he had his girlfriend with him on tour so why would he have to pay porn stars for sex? Sinnamon hello!!! Prince is a mega-star and he bought escorts from Heidi Fleiss…

Anyways Sinnamon also said she’s not a senior citizen; she’s 35yrs old… As a matter of fact Sinnamon said India needs to stop talking ‘cuz they both went to same high school and India graduated 3 yrs after her. Is Sinnamon indirectly saying India is 32yrs old.. Who cares? Back to Kanye West. Sinnamon spoke highly of him, and said she was just their to give massages with no happy endings. Do you believe her? ‘Cuz India doesn’t. You decide….

P.S. Sinnamon Love will not be writing a tell all book but everyone else is… I mean everyone… Can’t wait for the Amber Rose tell-all-book. The secrets she has on Kanye better keep Amber on his payroll… Won’t you agree?

-Guru Jacky

Who Said Craigslist got rid of the whore section of their website? Jacky made these calls June 11, 2009. Well after they changed their policy!

Click through to hear the hilarious prank calls!

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