We’ve just learned, that two days before Lamar Odom was set to play with his Laker teammates against the Sacramento Kings (in a Las Vegas exhibition game), he was spotted canoodling with an unknown Asian chic at the Mirage Hotel. But wait, it gets worse!!! Our inside sources say, at about four ‘clock on Tuesday afternoon, Odom actually had the audacity to walk hand-in-hand with his Asian persuasion — right past the company that handled a portion of the details of his fake wedding to Khloe Kardashian a few weeks back.

We’re told a top representative of that company (who’s name we are withholding), stopped to spark a conversation with Odom. At that point, people started shooting photos, and the Asian chick ran off to a nearby restroom, in hopes of escaping the ordeal. We’re told that it was evident from his body language and facial expression, that Lamar was doing something he shouldn’t have. He later stormed out of the business that catered to his wedding day. (more…)

Court documents received by HSK from the Beverly Hills courthouse do in fact dispute everything Scratch’s new rep “Marie Williams” claims in the email above. Rather than making hollow threats to his creditors Marie should start by paying his outstanding judgments and telling that BUM aka “Scratch from the world famous roots crew” to handle his personal business like a man and acknowledge all his KIDS!!

Additionally if you book Scratch don’t expect him to actually show up. He likes to call promoters after his scheduled flight has left and make a lame excuse for which he can’t provide any proof of. In the instance we are aware of he claimed he was in a car accident… but could provide no police report or hospital record. It’s no wonder Kyle is now with a completely unknown booking source.

BUYER BEWARE, BOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

ORIGINAL STORY

Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

(more…)

“For those of u that r just now hearing this. Ashelee Simpson said Ice was an embarrassment and how can people think he’s cool?”

via Coco’s Twitter

Win A Stripper Date For
The Homecoming Dance

School can be rough. If you’re not that fly, finding a hot date can be rough too….

Jacky wants to help!

HSK wants to find the best talents on the street. Can you sing, rap, dance? Make a short video and send it to us! We’ll feature your video on our YouTube channel and whoever gets the most views will win a real live stripper to take as their date to the Homecoming Dance.

If you’re old enough to hustle but too young to buy alcohol this contest is for you.

Picture yourself making heads turn and jaws drop as you make a grand entrance to this year’s homecoming with a sexy and seductive stripper on your arm. That could be a reality if you have what it takes to win Jacky Jasper’s talent search. If you or someone you know can sing, rap or dance, take a chance and enter to run for the ultimate sexy date to your homecoming.

What do you have to lose?

Any questions can be directed to WinStrippers@Diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com.

-Guru Jacky

Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

(more…)