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Madonna’s Latest Jumpoff is a PUSSY!

February 25th, 2010

It seems that Madonna likes to be the only one wearing the pants in her house — Well that’s no surprise. But, get this…Underwear model, Jesus Luz, was spotted hiding in a corner CRYING at a party he was DJ’ing after someone threw a beer in his face! And, he didn’t return to ‘the wheels of steel’ until he rounded up four bodyguards to watch his back.

The 22-year-old Madonna boy-toy better toughen up that skin! That’s because he’s set to step into the spotlight with a April CD release…that is under his master, dominatrix Madonna’s label. Continue Reading…

Kim Kardashian From Porn Star to Pimp…

February 11th, 2010

When you hear the term “Pimp”, you probably immediately think of a dude dressed in a full length fur coat, carrying a pimp cup (Thanks Bishop DJ). If so, than you know NOTHING about pimpin mane! But, I’ll tell you what…Kim Kardashian knows. And, it’s because of her deranged stalkers and stupid fans (who wish they were like her, or were with her) that she’s pulled a MAJOR pimp move!

Who ever said that a girl who once bared all on film…having SEX at that, can’t make it to the big leagues? Probably the exact same people who called her a whore, and a coke head. And, they’re the ones who are now buying her fragrances, wearing her BeBe clothing line, taking the butt enhancement pills she endorses, and will be glued to the idiot box to watch the reality show she produces! You bunch of fucking hating hypocrites! Continue Reading…

Entertainment Censorship Group Wants Brittany Spears Banned

January 27th, 2010

A group with a mission to bring “responsibility back to the entertainment industry” is looking to ban a Britney Spears song.

Spears’ track “If U Seek Amy,” has prompted The Parent Television Council to send a warning out to parents not to let their children listen to the track. They’re reasoning for looking to ban Brittany is because they believe when the title of the song is recited, it sounds like “fuck.” “There is no misinterpreting the lyrics to this song,” said PTC president Tim Winter. “It’s certainly not about a girl named Amy,” he said of the track, the third single from Spears’ new Jive album, “Circus.”

Now, the PTC is urging radio stations to not play the track between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m., because they say it “would violate the broadcast indecency law.”

“It’s one thing for a song with these lyrics to be included on a CD so that fans who wish to hear it can do so, but it’s an entirely different matter when this song is played over the publicly-owned airwaves, especially at a time when children are likely to be in the listening audience,” Winter says. Continue Reading…

Pink Disses Beyonce During Performance

January 27th, 2010

During a recent performance in Liverpool, Pink hit the stage gyrating in a wig, while mocking Beyonce.

Pink’s live sketch happened while the singer performed the song “Stupid Girl.” That’s the track in which Pink gets at female artists for becoming industry sellouts.

Why is Pink so mad at Beyonce, Kanye and others in the Black music scene? Is it because she failed at her attempt to be an urban artist? I’m sorry…the proper term is ‘black music,’ and she took a stab at it back in 2000. That’s when she was signed to LaFace Records, and guess what? Pink made an ass out of herself, and she knows it. Just take a look at her “There You Go” video. I think she’s sporting the white girl look when they wanna look black. If you don’t believe me, ask Amber Rose. Continue Reading…

Khloe Kardashian Has No Etiquette!

January 25th, 2010

Just because you have money, doesn’t mean you have class. And, Khloe Kardashian proved just that during her meeting with President Barack Obama, Monday.

The ‘big’ factor of the Kardashian Klan kept her fat ass glued to her seat while the 44th President of the United States shook her hand. Hey Khloe, wouldn’t the proper thing to do be to stand up while meeting the man who controls the richest country in the world?

Khloe got a pass into the White House with her trick turned husband, Lamar Odom, and his Lakers teammates. The trip to Washington was made by the NBA team as part of their celebration of winning the 2009 championship title. Continue Reading…

Who Is Sandra Rose?

December 31st, 2009


Who is Sandra Rose? I don’t know…but some of you do so I made some phone calls…

I was informed that Sandra currently has beef with Necole Bitchie… Personally I don’t care for either one of them. They both have something that I’m after… . In other words they’re my targets and they both need to get the fuck out of my way. I’ll say this much: if I had a choice between Necole and Sandra Rose I would choose Necole Bitchie…know why? Necole is much more softer on the eyes than Sandra Rose mane…

Sandra is the reason why men like myself wear sunglasses at night… Guess what this raisin face uses her notoriety for? She insults the President and the First Lady all the time on her blog site!

Does Sandra Rose work for Fox News? She does advertise for the police department on her website…

Continue Reading…

McDonald’s Is The Most Sustainable Crack House In YOUR Neighborhood

November 27th, 2009


He’s your pusher and his name is Ronald McDonald.  He may have a huge red smile, but what he’s serving up to your kids can kill them.  Know why?  Because for each dollar you spend at the land of the golden arches, you get 1,200 calories.  That’s for a DOLLAR.  The average person needs 4,000 calories a day.  You’ll get that in one sitting at Mc. D’s.  Is this a form of genocide or what?

Ronald is worse than than a neighborhood crack pusher…he’s got a Mac-House on every block in every city of almost every country in the world.  Move over Nino Brown…you’ve got some heavyweight competition!!!  Once upon a time having some extra meat on your bones was viewed as a sign of wealth, but today, that same meat on your bones is looked down upon.  Know why?  Because it’s a sign of poverty mane. Ronald McDonald doesn’t give a $hit about white, black, yellow or brown.  Know why?  Because he’s only about his GREEN…and I ain’t talking veggies here.  Can parents stop with the fast food culture, and take their asses back to the kitchen???

-Guru Jacky

Rihanna Uses Beatdown Instead of Talent to Promote New Album

November 5th, 2009

Rihanna Plays Pity Card to Sell Records

November 3rd, 2009


This week, Rihanna’s schedule is stacked with consecutive days of meeting the press — from interviews with Diane Sawyer, to Glamor Magazine, to 20/20 — she’s making it a point to be heard. I wonder why? It just may be that Rihanna is laying the PR-related groundwork for the release of a new album, while speaking out against former boyfriend, Chris Brown.

This sort of maticulous move is not new to the music business. Back in the day, Tina Turner also publicly turned on husband and music mentor, Ike Turner, using it as a play for the public’s sympathy — which ultimately pushed her back into the spotlight. In true Tina Turner form, the ‘O’ factor also played a parallel move. Years after Oprah Winfrey reported her childhood rape, the Queen of television made it publicly known. I want to know who the family member is, and why that person isn’t reported to be locked-up. Continue Reading…

Rihanna Caught in Full Frontal

October 19th, 2009

Rihanna is a SLUT!!!

Rihanna never ceases to surprise me. In her latest video, Rihanna exposes her pussy. This non-talented female (claiming to be a singer) continues to mislead our children. The last time we saw Rihanna’s ass, it was said that a member of Chris Brown’s camp leaked the photos. But, what’s Rihanna’s excuse now for allowing all the little boys and girls who look-up to her, to see her in such a provocative manner??? Mind you, Rhianna’s fan-base is almost entirely young kids. If the pop star cared at all about the kids of America, she would have made it a point to sport much more classy attire. Instead, Rihanna allowed herself to be filmed while dressed like a $60 whore — all for our kids to emulate.

It truly hurts me that no seems to care. I mean all of my competing sites are giving her the attention that she does not deserve. Question – which pop artist pulled this stunt before becoming a ‘classy Brit’? That’s right…Madonna!!! The ‘Like a Virgin’ singer is yet another non-talented stage whore, who is to blame for sparking this phenomenon. Continue Reading…


October 13th, 2009

Chris Brown - Doublemint Twins

What was once a mulit-million dollar deal for Chris Brown to be the new face for Doublemint Gum, is no more. Know why? Because Chris ‘Tough Guy’ Brown is now known as the dude who likes to beat-up on girls – Not a good look for Wrigleys. Agreed?

Wrigleys severed ties with Brown, by pulling back on the deal, after he caught his infamous case of assault on his ex-girlfriend, Rhianna.

I say this is def going to hurt Chris…Know why? Because ya better believe that ‘Wrigleys Doublemint Gum’ will be looking to have each and every dollar of the now cease-and-desist contract reimbursed! By the looks of it, Chris is forking out a lot of that Wrigley’s money. How do you think Chris Brown paid his lawyer-to-the-stars, Mark Geragos? Continue Reading…


October 9th, 2009

Swizz Beats Mashonda & Alicia Threeway

Alicia Keys is set to release a new album. HSK has learned that Ms. Keys is speaking a bunch of bullshit again. Here’s why – Alicia is pushing to sound like that of a positive chic…yet, we at HSK, know that she’s not! Know why? Because Alicia is a fucking home wrecker!!!

Who do you think broke up Swiss Beats and his wife Mashonda’s – four-and-a- half year relationship?

Alicia Keys (the now known pop-diva, has said she’s going to have a positive blog site (for only women). The site is said to be aimed at shooting down the negative bloggers on the internet.

Here’s what I have to say to Ms. Keys — Alicia, you’re a fucking hypocrite! Why don’t you take your own advice, and leave things that don’t belong to you alone ( like other female’s husbands)? Continue Reading…

Kim Kardashian is Man-Made!!!

October 1st, 2009

Kim Kardashian - Liposuction

Kim Kardashian claims to keep her figure in tip-top shape, from her daily use of what’s said to be her favorite diet pill called “QuickTrim”. Guess what Kim? I DON’T BELIEVE YOU ONE BIT!!!

“QuickTrim” – by Vitaquest, recently laced the cover of “Life Style” magazine…promising it’s readers that those who use the pill can “Lose 20 lbs in Four Weeks”. Vitaquest also has who other than Khloe K, backing the farce of a product. Know why? Because Khole sold her image to the “Quick Trim” inventors – granting them the green light to use her image as help to promote the pill…all for a check, of course.

Here’s what I have to say: Ain’t nobody losing 20 pounds in such a short period of time. That is, UNLESS THEY’RE DOING BLOW!!! Maybe the Kardashian sisters are (like ‘Klymaxx’ said), taking frequent trips to hold meetings in the ladies room. That is, to powder their noses. Continue Reading…

MTV & Goldberg Family – Soul Trading for Ratings

September 28th, 2009


MTV seems to be going to the epitome of the extra mile…all for the Almighty rating. I mean, this is the God’s honest truth. Know why? Because they would even exploit a dead man! Don’t believe me? Gue$$ which Station is set to air the late great, DJ AM’s drug intervention $erie$?

If you guessed MTV, you are so right. I believe MTV will claim this is what DJ AM would have wanted. But, I say that’s a damn lie! Know why? Because DJ AM (aka Adam Goldstein) died after suffering a drug overdose, ultimately losing his battle against his lengthy drug addiction.

I think the station should just let it rest, as Goldstein should be granted the pass to rest in peace. But instead, they choose to continue to pimp a dead man for their ratings. DJ AM’s family members are just as guilty as MTV. Know why? Cuz they signed over the rights to air the program, so the hypocritical camp behind the intervention-esque show can air DJ AM’s last days battling his demons.

Sure, at the end of the day it’s all about the money. But, I must ask this question: Where’s the love??? It’s safe to say that the actions being taken to air Goldstein’s last days are completely and utterly ludicrous. I mean, DJ AM died with a crack pipe at his side, and pills in his mouth. With that being said, who is he to to take it the daunting task upon himself to help advise fellow addicts how to kick their habits? Continue Reading…

Lady Gaga is Very Confused!

September 14th, 2009


I am appalled at (so-called artist) Lady Gaga’s performance at last night’s VMA’s. Here’s why – the bitch holds absolutely no talent whatsoever, she’s stiff on stage, it’s obvious that the bitch counts her steps while doing dance moves (which were taught to her), and who told her it was okay to mock the handicapped? I mean she even included a fake paraplegic in her act…I DON’T FIND IT FUNNY AT ALL.

Though, it seems like others do. Who you may ask? I’ll tell ya – Sean “Puffy” Combs, for one. I mean he looked mesmerized by the farce. He should go buy himself a ticket to the “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, if this shit excites his stupid sell-out ass. Continue Reading…

Kanye West is MTV’s Sucka!!!

September 14th, 2009


Do you think MTV didn’t intentionally allow Kanye to enter the building with an open bottle of hennessy? Do you think they didn’t want Kanye to do some niggaish shit? Would there have been anything else for people to talk about today after the worst display of pop culture to-date?

It seems Kanye West was sure to make it a point to create drama at this year’s VMA’s. Yet again he didn’t make heads-turn and mouths drop with his music. Dude make his ‘grand entrance’ to New York City’s Radio Music Hall with a bottle of Hennessy in one hand, and his white Grace Jones look-a-like bitch was on the other. Continue Reading…

Lil Mama & Jay Z Promote Equality @ VMA’s

September 14th, 2009


Lil Mama crashed an already very sleepy performance by Jay Z and Alicia Keys during last nights VMA awards on MTV. This nor Kanye’s antics is reward enough for having to sit through this dreadfully painful display of racist out of touch pop culture event. Does anyone even watch MTV programing anymore? and are they even qualified to be honoring music since they no longer even program it?

Janet Jackson Kicks Boys to the Curb

September 11th, 2009

Janet Jackson Single Lady

Move over fellas, cuz MJ’s little sister says she doesn’t want anything to do with you anymore, and I totally find it sexified. ” Some might say boys smell anyway – they stink,” says Janet Jackson, “and they’re dirty.” Hmmmm, maybe Janet’s talking about ex-boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri.

That’s right. Janet recently gave the founder of So So Def records his walking papers after a boring seven-year-long relationship. I guess that seven-year itch holds true, in this case.

Before Dupri, there were two failed marriages with two other men – James DeBarge and Rene Elizondo. What do the three men of Janet’s life all have in common? I’ll tell you – They’re all a bit on the soft side mane! In other words, Janet is more of a man than all of them put together.

Even after recently burying The King of Pop, she’s scheduled to deliver a tribute to her brother, MJ at this Sunday’s VMA’s. Plus, she’s making a comeback alongside her original producers – Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Guess she finally figured out Jermaine (Bullshit producer) Dupri was bad for her career.

So, even with the shadow of Michael Jackson’s death fresh for her and her family, Janet’s wearing the pants and doin’ what her older brother, Jermaine Jackson probably can’t do… Entertainment mane.

I guess that’s why she says to call her, “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty!”

Russell Simmons Launches New Clothing Line – Not Pimp Approved

August 31st, 2009


Have you seen Russell Simmons’ bullshit clothing line? What type of man would wear that trash? It’s for the geeks and the losers of the world if you ask me. Argyle sweaters with khaki pants and a bullshit pair of shoes is like the fake Bill Cosby look and guess what? It’s not pimp approved.

I hear all the girls laughing at you guys that dress like Kanye West and his friends which is no different than the Russell Simmons look… Fucking nerds!!! And fuck the word swagg it rhymes with fag – I stay fly motherfucker.

You guys look like you going to college – in other words you look like you just came out of the Gap store. “GAY AND PROUD”. Continue Reading…

Does Real Addiction Ever Really Disappear?…

August 31st, 2009


A personal friend of mine used to smoke crack with DJ AM and he also used to supply the drug to the guy. When I heard AM was smoking crack again I didn’t say anything. Know why? ‘Cuz you assholes would be the first to call me a hater. Right?

Fuck all this bullshit about DJ AM being depressed and that being the excuse for why he was back on crack. He was back on crack cocaine because he loved crack just like Richard Pryor did. Trust me I know!!!

Seth from the bullshit group CrazyTown knows all about DJ AM’s crack smoking habits. The same dude I know that DJ AM knew used to service both Seth and DJ AM with the drug.

Cocaine and I divorced years ago. She and I will never have a relationship again. I did everything with her. I banged her, I cooked her so I could smoke her (it’s called freebasing). Ask Melle Mel? I even snorted her but guess what? She’ll drive you crazy mane. Ask Martin Lawrence!

AM wasn’t only addicted to crack cocaine he was also addicted to the devil’s dick a.k.a. the crackpipe. The pipe actually speaks to you ” Fill me up dude – we’re all alone – fuck the world I’m your best friend”. It’s no different when you spike the shit in your veins – you’re not only addicted to the drug you become addicted to the needle mane! You rookies wouldn’t know all about that. Would you? Continue Reading…



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