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Rihanna Uses Beatdown Instead of Talent to Promote New Album

November 5th, 2009

Rihanna Plays Pity Card to Sell Records

November 3rd, 2009


This week, Rihanna’s schedule is stacked with consecutive days of meeting the press — from interviews with Diane Sawyer, to Glamor Magazine, to 20/20 — she’s making it a point to be heard. I wonder why? It just may be that Rihanna is laying the PR-related groundwork for the release of a new album, while speaking out against former boyfriend, Chris Brown.

This sort of maticulous move is not new to the music business. Back in the day, Tina Turner also publicly turned on husband and music mentor, Ike Turner, using it as a play for the public’s sympathy — which ultimately pushed her back into the spotlight. In true Tina Turner form, the ‘O’ factor also played a parallel move. Years after Oprah Winfrey reported her childhood rape, the Queen of television made it publicly known. I want to know who the family member is, and why that person isn’t reported to be locked-up. Continue Reading…

Rihanna Caught in Full Frontal

October 19th, 2009

Rihanna is a SLUT!!!

Rihanna never ceases to surprise me. In her latest video, Rihanna exposes her pussy. This non-talented female (claiming to be a singer) continues to mislead our children. The last time we saw Rihanna’s ass, it was said that a member of Chris Brown’s camp leaked the photos. But, what’s Rihanna’s excuse now for allowing all the little boys and girls who look-up to her, to see her in such a provocative manner??? Mind you, Rhianna’s fan-base is almost entirely young kids. If the pop star cared at all about the kids of America, she would have made it a point to sport much more classy attire. Instead, Rihanna allowed herself to be filmed while dressed like a $60 whore — all for our kids to emulate.

It truly hurts me that no seems to care. I mean all of my competing sites are giving her the attention that she does not deserve. Question – which pop artist pulled this stunt before becoming a ‘classy Brit’? That’s right…Madonna!!! The ‘Like a Virgin’ singer is yet another non-talented stage whore, who is to blame for sparking this phenomenon. Continue Reading…


October 13th, 2009

Chris Brown - Doublemint Twins

What was once a mulit-million dollar deal for Chris Brown to be the new face for Doublemint Gum, is no more. Know why? Because Chris ‘Tough Guy’ Brown is now known as the dude who likes to beat-up on girls – Not a good look for Wrigleys. Agreed?

Wrigleys severed ties with Brown, by pulling back on the deal, after he caught his infamous case of assault on his ex-girlfriend, Rhianna.

I say this is def going to hurt Chris…Know why? Because ya better believe that ‘Wrigleys Doublemint Gum’ will be looking to have each and every dollar of the now cease-and-desist contract reimbursed! By the looks of it, Chris is forking out a lot of that Wrigley’s money. How do you think Chris Brown paid his lawyer-to-the-stars, Mark Geragos? Continue Reading…


October 9th, 2009

Swizz Beats Mashonda & Alicia Threeway

Alicia Keys is set to release a new album. HSK has learned that Ms. Keys is speaking a bunch of bullshit again. Here’s why – Alicia is pushing to sound like that of a positive chic…yet, we at HSK, know that she’s not! Know why? Because Alicia is a fucking home wrecker!!!

Who do you think broke up Swiss Beats and his wife Mashonda’s – four-and-a- half year relationship?

Alicia Keys (the now known pop-diva, has said she’s going to have a positive blog site (for only women). The site is said to be aimed at shooting down the negative bloggers on the internet.

Here’s what I have to say to Ms. Keys — Alicia, you’re a fucking hypocrite! Why don’t you take your own advice, and leave things that don’t belong to you alone ( like other female’s husbands)? Continue Reading…

Kim Kardashian is Man-Made!!!

October 1st, 2009

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Kim Kardashian claims to keep her figure in tip-top shape, from her daily use of what’s said to be her favorite diet pill called “QuickTrim”. Guess what Kim? I DON’T BELIEVE YOU ONE BIT!!!

“QuickTrim” – by Vitaquest, recently laced the cover of “Life Style” magazine…promising it’s readers that those who use the pill can “Lose 20 lbs in Four Weeks”. Vitaquest also has who other than Khloe K, backing the farce of a product. Know why? Because Khole sold her image to the “Quick Trim” inventors – granting them the green light to use her image as help to promote the pill…all for a check, of course.

Here’s what I have to say: Ain’t nobody losing 20 pounds in such a short period of time. That is, UNLESS THEY’RE DOING BLOW!!! Maybe the Kardashian sisters are (like ‘Klymaxx’ said), taking frequent trips to hold meetings in the ladies room. That is, to powder their noses. Continue Reading…

MTV & Goldberg Family – Soul Trading for Ratings

September 28th, 2009


MTV seems to be going to the epitome of the extra mile…all for the Almighty rating. I mean, this is the God’s honest truth. Know why? Because they would even exploit a dead man! Don’t believe me? Gue$$ which Station is set to air the late great, DJ AM’s drug intervention $erie$?

If you guessed MTV, you are so right. I believe MTV will claim this is what DJ AM would have wanted. But, I say that’s a damn lie! Know why? Because DJ AM (aka Adam Goldstein) died after suffering a drug overdose, ultimately losing his battle against his lengthy drug addiction.

I think the station should just let it rest, as Goldstein should be granted the pass to rest in peace. But instead, they choose to continue to pimp a dead man for their ratings. DJ AM’s family members are just as guilty as MTV. Know why? Cuz they signed over the rights to air the program, so the hypocritical camp behind the intervention-esque show can air DJ AM’s last days battling his demons.

Sure, at the end of the day it’s all about the money. But, I must ask this question: Where’s the love??? It’s safe to say that the actions being taken to air Goldstein’s last days are completely and utterly ludicrous. I mean, DJ AM died with a crack pipe at his side, and pills in his mouth. With that being said, who is he to to take it the daunting task upon himself to help advise fellow addicts how to kick their habits? Continue Reading…

Lady Gaga is Very Confused!

September 14th, 2009


I am appalled at (so-called artist) Lady Gaga’s performance at last night’s VMA’s. Here’s why – the bitch holds absolutely no talent whatsoever, she’s stiff on stage, it’s obvious that the bitch counts her steps while doing dance moves (which were taught to her), and who told her it was okay to mock the handicapped? I mean she even included a fake paraplegic in her act…I DON’T FIND IT FUNNY AT ALL.

Though, it seems like others do. Who you may ask? I’ll tell ya – Sean “Puffy” Combs, for one. I mean he looked mesmerized by the farce. He should go buy himself a ticket to the “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, if this shit excites his stupid sell-out ass. Continue Reading…

Kanye West is MTV’s Sucka!!!

September 14th, 2009


Do you think MTV didn’t intentionally allow Kanye to enter the building with an open bottle of hennessy? Do you think they didn’t want Kanye to do some niggaish shit? Would there have been anything else for people to talk about today after the worst display of pop culture to-date?

It seems Kanye West was sure to make it a point to create drama at this year’s VMA’s. Yet again he didn’t make heads-turn and mouths drop with his music. Dude make his ‘grand entrance’ to New York City’s Radio Music Hall with a bottle of Hennessy in one hand, and his white Grace Jones look-a-like bitch was on the other. Continue Reading…

Lil Mama & Jay Z Promote Equality @ VMA’s

September 14th, 2009


Lil Mama crashed an already very sleepy performance by Jay Z and Alicia Keys during last nights VMA awards on MTV. This nor Kanye’s antics is reward enough for having to sit through this dreadfully painful display of racist out of touch pop culture event. Does anyone even watch MTV programing anymore? and are they even qualified to be honoring music since they no longer even program it?

Janet Jackson Kicks Boys to the Curb

September 11th, 2009

Janet Jackson Single Lady

Move over fellas, cuz MJ’s little sister says she doesn’t want anything to do with you anymore, and I totally find it sexified. ” Some might say boys smell anyway – they stink,” says Janet Jackson, “and they’re dirty.” Hmmmm, maybe Janet’s talking about ex-boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri.

That’s right. Janet recently gave the founder of So So Def records his walking papers after a boring seven-year-long relationship. I guess that seven-year itch holds true, in this case.

Before Dupri, there were two failed marriages with two other men – James DeBarge and Rene Elizondo. What do the three men of Janet’s life all have in common? I’ll tell you – They’re all a bit on the soft side mane! In other words, Janet is more of a man than all of them put together.

Even after recently burying The King of Pop, she’s scheduled to deliver a tribute to her brother, MJ at this Sunday’s VMA’s. Plus, she’s making a comeback alongside her original producers – Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Guess she finally figured out Jermaine (Bullshit producer) Dupri was bad for her career.

So, even with the shadow of Michael Jackson’s death fresh for her and her family, Janet’s wearing the pants and doin’ what her older brother, Jermaine Jackson probably can’t do… Entertainment mane.

I guess that’s why she says to call her, “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty!”

Russell Simmons Launches New Clothing Line – Not Pimp Approved

August 31st, 2009


Have you seen Russell Simmons’ bullshit clothing line? What type of man would wear that trash? It’s for the geeks and the losers of the world if you ask me. Argyle sweaters with khaki pants and a bullshit pair of shoes is like the fake Bill Cosby look and guess what? It’s not pimp approved.

I hear all the girls laughing at you guys that dress like Kanye West and his friends which is no different than the Russell Simmons look… Fucking nerds!!! And fuck the word swagg it rhymes with fag – I stay fly motherfucker.

You guys look like you going to college – in other words you look like you just came out of the Gap store. “GAY AND PROUD”. Continue Reading…

Does Real Addiction Ever Really Disappear?…

August 31st, 2009


A personal friend of mine used to smoke crack with DJ AM and he also used to supply the drug to the guy. When I heard AM was smoking crack again I didn’t say anything. Know why? ‘Cuz you assholes would be the first to call me a hater. Right?

Fuck all this bullshit about DJ AM being depressed and that being the excuse for why he was back on crack. He was back on crack cocaine because he loved crack just like Richard Pryor did. Trust me I know!!!

Seth from the bullshit group CrazyTown knows all about DJ AM’s crack smoking habits. The same dude I know that DJ AM knew used to service both Seth and DJ AM with the drug.

Cocaine and I divorced years ago. She and I will never have a relationship again. I did everything with her. I banged her, I cooked her so I could smoke her (it’s called freebasing). Ask Melle Mel? I even snorted her but guess what? She’ll drive you crazy mane. Ask Martin Lawrence!

AM wasn’t only addicted to crack cocaine he was also addicted to the devil’s dick a.k.a. the crackpipe. The pipe actually speaks to you ” Fill me up dude – we’re all alone – fuck the world I’m your best friend”. It’s no different when you spike the shit in your veins – you’re not only addicted to the drug you become addicted to the needle mane! You rookies wouldn’t know all about that. Would you? Continue Reading…

Models…On the PLUS Side?

August 27th, 2009


What have we become as a society, when EVERYTHING is acceptable?

If you step-up and criticize what’s being pushed out there, some generic asshole is quick to tell you, “you’re a hater.”

Check this:  You have celebrity figures like Perez Hilton blatantly disrespecting gays by hiding behind the rainbow crew the minute he needs a shield of protection.

To make things worse, we’re now seeing society putting obese models on a pedestal…WTF?  The kids are watching this!!!  And with so many overweight children across the country, this is gonna give them the green light to keep eating junk and killing themselves.  Doesn’t anybody care? Continue Reading…

Jackson Family – Reality Show?

August 21st, 2009


Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers shot a one hour pilot for a reality show that was supposed to follow them as they “reunited” with Michael. MJ wanted nothing to do with the project and it was done anyway….

What’s the world coming to? A&E is confirmed by the Hollywood Reporter that they will be airing a pilot in the next month and a series is likely to follow.

Why do we need a reality show that shows them mourning and trying to “revive” their personal careers? It seems a bit forced, doesn’t it?


Marilyn Manson Isn’t As Tough As He Claimed…

August 19th, 2009


I’ve been trying hard to test Marilyn Manson’s gangsta and guess what? She’s got none. I said said some fighting words to Manson and it was her choice to ignore me. Marilyn Manson is just another big mouth.

She said if anyone said anything about her in the press she was going to fuck that certain reporter up. So I decided to cause some trouble and say a few words to Marilyn and she backed down. Some of her fans were like “I’m fucking pissed – Marilyn better do something to this guy or I will”… Even Hitler had fans so I’m no amused at Marilyn’s fan base – they’re just like Marilyn. All posers mane.

I really don’t care about this bitch she’s a drug addict. How can she be a master if she has a cocaine addiction?

She’s upset about her past lovers – in other words she is suffering from a broken heart. Meow! What a pussy she is. Continue Reading…

Marilyn Manson Is A Fake

August 17th, 2009


Marilyn Manson is totally losing his mind lately. First he’s threatening the press by saying if anyone writes any bad shit about him or his band he’s going to that certain reporters house. In all reality Marilyn Manson is a cocaine addict and when he decides to stop his bad habit he will become a fat grotesque pig.

Marilyn Manson stole ideas from Trent Reznor and he actually thought he was the inventor. According to Rick James ” Cocaine is a hell of a drug” – just say no Marilyn!

Now Marilyn Manson is at it again. This time Marilyn said he wants to rape Trevor Stmad’s face before he punches him!?!?! For those of you that know Trevor Stmad you most likely know him as the front man for the Metal band The Black Dahlia Murder.  “Nocturnal” is a good album – I listen to it all the time and guess what? I can’t say the same for Marilyn Manson’s new album, “The High End Of Low”, know why? ‘Cuz Marilyn Manson’s new album sucks ass mane.

Even Tren Renzor calls Brian Hugh Warner a.k.a.Marilyn Manson a total weenie. What’s the difference between Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears? They’re both fake. Both Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears are rude little girls…aren’t they?

In other words Marilyn Manson is a total fake rocker he doesn’t know the history of Rock ‘n Roll. If he did he wouldn’t be dissin’ black people. Continue Reading…

Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?

August 13th, 2009


Heidi’s Playboy photo spread is coming soon to a news stand near you. Guess what? The critics don’t like it.

They’re saying Heidi is not showing any body parts and the pictures are truly lame. Why are the critics saying this about Heidi?

The critics just wanted to see Heidi’s breast, ass, and vagina … and can you blame them? Word is Heidi did not deliver what the people wanted.

I’ve never bought a Playboy for the “articles” and you’re a shirt-tucking asshole if you’ve ever told someone that.

Isn’t Heidi a Christian? Where is the Christian Coalition on this one? Cat got your tongues?

Anyways Heidi did a good job. Know why? ‘Cuz she got paid mane… Guess who’s orchestrating this whole pimp move? Spencer Pratt. He knows how to get gwop and you guys don’t really wanna call Spencer what he truly is – a pimp. Continue Reading…

Paula Abdul Dissed By Dancing With The Stars Producers

August 11th, 2009


We all know Dancing With The Stars is for the seniors and that’s the reason why your grandparents watch this program. I’ve never seen a episode of this horrible program and I’m proud to say it. Any male caught watching this program is probably gay or being forced by his bitch.

Why won’t the people over at Dancing With the Stars allow Paula Abdul to be a judge on their horrible program? Paula does have talent when it comes to dancing – she did her ten thousand hours of dancing so that makes Paula Abdul a professional dancer. RIGHT? Continue Reading…


August 10th, 2009

Joey caught a critical beat down this weekend and it was not suppose to happen but it did.

Buss this! Raekwon confronted Joey at the Rock The Bells show about all the stuff he’s been saying about Wu Tang Clan.

The rest is simple – Joey just jumped into Raekwon’s fist. Joey is saying there were eight thugs with Raekwon so it was not a fair situation. Joey also said members of Wu Tang Clan forced him to apologized.

I’m sad to report to you all that this is not over. Know why? Joey is on the internet talking about revenge.

Is Joe Budden nuts? Raekwon wasn’t going to say nothing about this incident it was suppose to be a  big secret between him and Joey. The footage of Joey apologizing was suppose to be used as a tool in order to keep Joey’s mouth on a gag order but what did Joe Budden do? He told everybody about it. Know why?

Joe Budden is a fame whore mane. Joey is just like a – stripper he needs attention and guess what?
Joey is walking around with a ice pack on his eye. Ouch!

Doesn’t Joe Budden know the famous classic song “Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin To Fuck with”?

-Guru Jacky

Brooke Knows Best? Sells 3,381 Units Of New Album

August 5th, 2009


Brooke Hogan is such a bum; doesn’t this oversize female remind you of a transvestite? She’s so awkward isn’t she? Remember Brooke fell off a stripper pole. What a klutz.

Guess who’s doing business with Brooke Hogan? Russell Simmons. They’re both animal activists and I truly appreciate that but I must wonder if they feel the same pain for the Nike sneaker worker over in China? Or the South African who was exploited by the white European?

Everyone is a animal activist these days and majority are vegans too. Know why? ‘Cuz it’s trendy. But why then on the last episode of Brooke Knows Best does she argue with her roommate about being green? What good are healthy animals if there’s no planet for them to live on!?!?!

Brooke goes so far as to actually purposefully NOT be green to piss off her friend. What a terrible person. Who is managing her? The Hulk? Whoever it is is not doing their fucking job that’s for sure. Continue Reading…

Wendy Williams Tries To Beat The Dinosaurs

August 3rd, 2009


Wendy Williams is retiring from radio and now I’m hearing she really didn’t want to retire but her listeners were disappearing quick! In other words people weren’t listening to Wendy anymore; is anyone listening to the radio? Put it this way – Wendy had an ultimatum: get fired or leave with her head up! Which one do you think she took?

While there may still be a few people listening to stations like KISS FM(a few); no one is listening to talk radio anymore. Ask Howard Stern. Talk radio is like the daily newspapers, it’s just like the CD’s you use to buy, and like the TRL you used to watch on MTV – they have all past their Tipping Point and we really don’t care for them anymore.

Wendy has done radio for 23yrs and according to the Malcom Gladwell’s second book “Outliers”, she has done her “ten thousand hours” in radio meaning Wendy has mastered her craft. Why would she quit you ask? ‘Cuz she needs to concentrate on her television show. She’s lying to you. Continue Reading…

Jacky Takes On The Porn Industry?

August 2nd, 2009

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Jenna and I have been discussing an adult film distribution deal for a new arm of HSK – HSK XXX. Continue Reading…

Khloe Kardashian Isn’t A Fan….

August 2nd, 2009

Kloe Kardashian Brittani Senser Premiere

Khloe Kardashian spotted at the Kress Nightclub in Hollywood – she wasn’t very happy to see Jacky….I wonder why?
more pics after the jump Continue Reading…

Jacky’s Fan Club – The Kress Hollywood

August 2nd, 2009

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LOTS of pictures after the jump! Continue Reading…

Comment of the Week ** Patience is a Virtue **

July 31st, 2009


Author : X. Y, and Z
New comment on post #8704 “Superhead Karrine Steffans Gives Jacky Some Love”


Are you for real?!! I mean, are you kidding me? You’re doing this to get a rise out of me, aren’t you young man? I take it you didn’t get to read my commentary on what that ‘superhead’ said and did on Jamie Foxx’s show, now did you? NO,I GUESS NOT!

This superhead, what a horrid, insipid creature she is. Did you get to ask her ’bout that interview she did on his show? Did you get to ask her ’bout her comments on Tigger? All of this she did with Jeremy Piven in tow! Did you not ask her ’bout Tigger giving her monies to take care of her and her child and how she THEN went on Jamie’s show and went ‘in’ on him? Again, all of which she did with Jeremy Piven – in tow! Continue Reading…

Kanye Tells Kim To Leave Her Bush In The ’70s Where It Belongs

July 31st, 2009

Kanye is such a horny dude! He can’t stop chasing ass around Hollywood – don’t believe me ask Reggie Bush!
Do you know why Kim and Reggie broke up? ‘Cuz of Kanye West. Kanye and Kim met at a party and Kanye was gamin’ the bitch all night!

Kanye couldn’t get the vice and lust out of his mind – he had to text Kim to remind her of steamy night they both had.

Guess who saw Kanye’s text messages? Reggie Bush! Reggie freaked out – he couldn’t believe Kim was making him look like a total jack-ass so he ended their relationship. Kim’s potential money marriage is over thanks to the self – proclaimed King of Pop. Continue Reading…



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