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Jackson Family – Reality Show?

August 21st, 2009

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Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers shot a one hour pilot for a reality show that was supposed to follow them as they “reunited” with Michael. MJ wanted nothing to do with the project and it was done anyway….

What’s the world coming to? A&E is confirmed by the Hollywood Reporter that they will be airing a pilot in the next month and a series is likely to follow.

Why do we need a reality show that shows them mourning and trying to “revive” their personal careers? It seems a bit forced, doesn’t it?

-HSK


Marilyn Manson Isn’t As Tough As He Claimed…

August 19th, 2009

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I’ve been trying hard to test Marilyn Manson’s gangsta and guess what? She’s got none. I said said some fighting words to Manson and it was her choice to ignore me. Marilyn Manson is just another big mouth.

She said if anyone said anything about her in the press she was going to fuck that certain reporter up. So I decided to cause some trouble and say a few words to Marilyn and she backed down. Some of her fans were like “I’m fucking pissed – Marilyn better do something to this guy or I will”… Even Hitler had fans so I’m no amused at Marilyn’s fan base – they’re just like Marilyn. All posers mane.

I really don’t care about this bitch she’s a drug addict. How can she be a master if she has a cocaine addiction?

She’s upset about her past lovers – in other words she is suffering from a broken heart. Meow! What a pussy she is. Continue Reading…


Marilyn Manson Is A Fake

August 17th, 2009

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Marilyn Manson is totally losing his mind lately. First he’s threatening the press by saying if anyone writes any bad shit about him or his band he’s going to that certain reporters house. In all reality Marilyn Manson is a cocaine addict and when he decides to stop his bad habit he will become a fat grotesque pig.

Marilyn Manson stole ideas from Trent Reznor and he actually thought he was the inventor. According to Rick James ” Cocaine is a hell of a drug” – just say no Marilyn!

Now Marilyn Manson is at it again. This time Marilyn said he wants to rape Trevor Stmad’s face before he punches him!?!?! For those of you that know Trevor Stmad you most likely know him as the front man for the Metal band The Black Dahlia Murder.  “Nocturnal” is a good album – I listen to it all the time and guess what? I can’t say the same for Marilyn Manson’s new album, “The High End Of Low”, know why? ‘Cuz Marilyn Manson’s new album sucks ass mane.

Even Tren Renzor calls Brian Hugh Warner a.k.a.Marilyn Manson a total weenie. What’s the difference between Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears? They’re both fake. Both Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears are rude little girls…aren’t they?

In other words Marilyn Manson is a total fake rocker he doesn’t know the history of Rock ‘n Roll. If he did he wouldn’t be dissin’ black people. Continue Reading…


Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?

August 13th, 2009

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Heidi’s Playboy photo spread is coming soon to a news stand near you. Guess what? The critics don’t like it.

They’re saying Heidi is not showing any body parts and the pictures are truly lame. Why are the critics saying this about Heidi?

The critics just wanted to see Heidi’s breast, ass, and vagina … and can you blame them? Word is Heidi did not deliver what the people wanted.

I’ve never bought a Playboy for the “articles” and you’re a shirt-tucking asshole if you’ve ever told someone that.

Isn’t Heidi a Christian? Where is the Christian Coalition on this one? Cat got your tongues?

Anyways Heidi did a good job. Know why? ‘Cuz she got paid mane… Guess who’s orchestrating this whole pimp move? Spencer Pratt. He knows how to get gwop and you guys don’t really wanna call Spencer what he truly is – a pimp. Continue Reading…


Paula Abdul Dissed By Dancing With The Stars Producers

August 11th, 2009

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We all know Dancing With The Stars is for the seniors and that’s the reason why your grandparents watch this program. I’ve never seen a episode of this horrible program and I’m proud to say it. Any male caught watching this program is probably gay or being forced by his bitch.

Why won’t the people over at Dancing With the Stars allow Paula Abdul to be a judge on their horrible program? Paula does have talent when it comes to dancing – she did her ten thousand hours of dancing so that makes Paula Abdul a professional dancer. RIGHT? Continue Reading…


JOE BUDDEN vs WU-TANG

August 10th, 2009

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Joey caught a critical beat down this weekend and it was not suppose to happen but it did.

Buss this! Raekwon confronted Joey at the Rock The Bells show about all the stuff he’s been saying about Wu Tang Clan.

The rest is simple – Joey just jumped into Raekwon’s fist. Joey is saying there were eight thugs with Raekwon so it was not a fair situation. Joey also said members of Wu Tang Clan forced him to apologized.

I’m sad to report to you all that this is not over. Know why? Joey is on the internet talking about revenge.

Is Joe Budden nuts? Raekwon wasn’t going to say nothing about this incident it was suppose to be a  big secret between him and Joey. The footage of Joey apologizing was suppose to be used as a tool in order to keep Joey’s mouth on a gag order but what did Joe Budden do? He told everybody about it. Know why?

Joe Budden is a fame whore mane. Joey is just like a – stripper he needs attention and guess what?
Joey is walking around with a ice pack on his eye. Ouch!

Doesn’t Joe Budden know the famous classic song “Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin To Fuck with”?

-Guru Jacky


Brooke Knows Best? Sells 3,381 Units Of New Album

August 5th, 2009

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Brooke Hogan is such a bum; doesn’t this oversize female remind you of a transvestite? She’s so awkward isn’t she? Remember Brooke fell off a stripper pole. What a klutz.

Guess who’s doing business with Brooke Hogan? Russell Simmons. They’re both animal activists and I truly appreciate that but I must wonder if they feel the same pain for the Nike sneaker worker over in China? Or the South African who was exploited by the white European?

Everyone is a animal activist these days and majority are vegans too. Know why? ‘Cuz it’s trendy. But why then on the last episode of Brooke Knows Best does she argue with her roommate about being green? What good are healthy animals if there’s no planet for them to live on!?!?!

Brooke goes so far as to actually purposefully NOT be green to piss off her friend. What a terrible person. Who is managing her? The Hulk? Whoever it is is not doing their fucking job that’s for sure. Continue Reading…


Wendy Williams Tries To Beat The Dinosaurs

August 3rd, 2009

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Wendy Williams is retiring from radio and now I’m hearing she really didn’t want to retire but her listeners were disappearing quick! In other words people weren’t listening to Wendy anymore; is anyone listening to the radio? Put it this way – Wendy had an ultimatum: get fired or leave with her head up! Which one do you think she took?

While there may still be a few people listening to stations like KISS FM(a few); no one is listening to talk radio anymore. Ask Howard Stern. Talk radio is like the daily newspapers, it’s just like the CD’s you use to buy, and like the TRL you used to watch on MTV – they have all past their Tipping Point and we really don’t care for them anymore.

Wendy has done radio for 23yrs and according to the Malcom Gladwell’s second book “Outliers”, she has done her “ten thousand hours” in radio meaning Wendy has mastered her craft. Why would she quit you ask? ‘Cuz she needs to concentrate on her television show. She’s lying to you. Continue Reading…


Jacky Takes On The Porn Industry?

August 2nd, 2009

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Jenna and I have been discussing an adult film distribution deal for a new arm of HSK – HSK XXX. Continue Reading…


Khloe Kardashian Isn’t A Fan….

August 2nd, 2009

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Khloe Kardashian spotted at the Kress Nightclub in Hollywood – she wasn’t very happy to see Jacky….I wonder why?
more pics after the jump Continue Reading…


Jacky’s Fan Club – The Kress Hollywood

August 2nd, 2009

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LOTS of pictures after the jump! Continue Reading…


Comment of the Week ** Patience is a Virtue **

July 31st, 2009

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Author : X. Y, and Z
New comment on post #8704 “Superhead Karrine Steffans Gives Jacky Some Love”

Jacky,

Are you for real?!! I mean, are you kidding me? You’re doing this to get a rise out of me, aren’t you young man? I take it you didn’t get to read my commentary on what that ‘superhead’ said and did on Jamie Foxx’s show, now did you? NO,I GUESS NOT!

This superhead, what a horrid, insipid creature she is. Did you get to ask her ’bout that interview she did on his show? Did you get to ask her ’bout her comments on Tigger? All of this she did with Jeremy Piven in tow! Did you not ask her ’bout Tigger giving her monies to take care of her and her child and how she THEN went on Jamie’s show and went ‘in’ on him? Again, all of which she did with Jeremy Piven – in tow! Continue Reading…


Kanye Tells Kim To Leave Her Bush In The ’70s Where It Belongs

July 31st, 2009

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Kanye is such a horny dude! He can’t stop chasing ass around Hollywood – don’t believe me ask Reggie Bush!
Do you know why Kim and Reggie broke up? ‘Cuz of Kanye West. Kanye and Kim met at a party and Kanye was gamin’ the bitch all night!

Kanye couldn’t get the vice and lust out of his mind – he had to text Kim to remind her of steamy night they both had.

Guess who saw Kanye’s text messages? Reggie Bush! Reggie freaked out – he couldn’t believe Kim was making him look like a total jack-ass so he ended their relationship. Kim’s potential money marriage is over thanks to the self – proclaimed King of Pop. Continue Reading…


Topless Celebrity Of The Day – Jessica Alba

July 30th, 2009

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Continue Reading…


Superhead Karrine Steffans Gives Jacky Some Love

July 30th, 2009

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Book review and more pictures coming Monday!


Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Secret Son

July 30th, 2009


MILEY CYRUS Disses JayZ And Kanye West??!!!

July 30th, 2009

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So it’s a pretty slow news day out there. Apparently a lot of people were upset about Miley Cyrus “dissin’ JayZ” in her new song. However that was only a demo that leaked and the “real” track will use a Kanye reference instead.

I don’t know exactly what all the fuss is about but here’s the lyrics:

” This is all so crazy, everybody seems so famous, my tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda homesick,
Too much pressure and I’m nervous, Cause when the taxi man turned on the radio, And the Kanye song was on”

Whatever her intention was with this track is irrelevant and unknown. I do know a few things about Miley and Disney though!Miley is the new generation of know it all-s!

My guess is that Miley over heard her warmonger dad Billy Ray Cyrus talking smack about Jay…then she used it in the song and somewhere along the line of production on her record, it was changed to Kanye West. Continue Reading…


Kim Kardashian Asks Usher To Be Her “Daddy”

July 30th, 2009

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Kim does not waste time – this viper is on the hunt and she’s doing the calling. Who do you think Kim “The Porn Star” Kardashian called up for a date? Usher! Guess what? He accepted.

I’m not lying when I say that everybody in the entertainment business is sleeping with each other! Put it this way: Usher can have his secret life and Kim will still stay with him…know why? ‘Cuz she’s a total fame whore mane.

Kim is a perfect match for Usher; the only thing problem that comes to mind is Usher’s child. Do you think Kim can play the role of a perfect step-mother? What do you think Temeka Foster would have to say to about that?

-Guru Jacky


Suprise Guys, Solange also has NO talent either!!

July 25th, 2009

Bald Solange Beyonce Sister

If you have a bald head it’s called a WIG, not a weave.

~JM


Exclusive ** Banned Sprite Commercial

July 20th, 2009

If Sprite can get away with this, The Hollywood Street King can get away with anything.

It’s just a shame they backed out of the campaign. Although the “campaign” was probably intending on it’s value coming after it was banned.  Go figure.





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