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Comment of the Week ** Patience is a Virtue **

July 31st, 2009

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Author : X. Y, and Z
New comment on post #8704 “Superhead Karrine Steffans Gives Jacky Some Love”

Jacky,

Are you for real?!! I mean, are you kidding me? You’re doing this to get a rise out of me, aren’t you young man? I take it you didn’t get to read my commentary on what that ‘superhead’ said and did on Jamie Foxx’s show, now did you? NO,I GUESS NOT!

This superhead, what a horrid, insipid creature she is. Did you get to ask her ’bout that interview she did on his show? Did you get to ask her ’bout her comments on Tigger? All of this she did with Jeremy Piven in tow! Did you not ask her ’bout Tigger giving her monies to take care of her and her child and how she THEN went on Jamie’s show and went ‘in’ on him? Again, all of which she did with Jeremy Piven – in tow! Continue Reading…

Kanye Tells Kim To Leave Her Bush In The ’70s Where It Belongs

July 31st, 2009

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Kanye is such a horny dude! He can’t stop chasing ass around Hollywood – don’t believe me ask Reggie Bush!
Do you know why Kim and Reggie broke up? ‘Cuz of Kanye West. Kanye and Kim met at a party and Kanye was gamin’ the bitch all night!

Kanye couldn’t get the vice and lust out of his mind – he had to text Kim to remind her of steamy night they both had.

Guess who saw Kanye’s text messages? Reggie Bush! Reggie freaked out – he couldn’t believe Kim was making him look like a total jack-ass so he ended their relationship. Kim’s potential money marriage is over thanks to the self – proclaimed King of Pop. Continue Reading…

Topless Celebrity Of The Day – Jessica Alba

July 30th, 2009

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Continue Reading…

Superhead Karrine Steffans Gives Jacky Some Love

July 30th, 2009

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Book review and more pictures coming Monday!

Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Secret Son

July 30th, 2009

MILEY CYRUS Disses JayZ And Kanye West??!!!

July 30th, 2009

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So it’s a pretty slow news day out there. Apparently a lot of people were upset about Miley Cyrus “dissin’ JayZ” in her new song. However that was only a demo that leaked and the “real” track will use a Kanye reference instead.

I don’t know exactly what all the fuss is about but here’s the lyrics:

” This is all so crazy, everybody seems so famous, my tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda homesick,
Too much pressure and I’m nervous, Cause when the taxi man turned on the radio, And the Kanye song was on”

Whatever her intention was with this track is irrelevant and unknown. I do know a few things about Miley and Disney though!Miley is the new generation of know it all-s!

My guess is that Miley over heard her warmonger dad Billy Ray Cyrus talking smack about Jay…then she used it in the song and somewhere along the line of production on her record, it was changed to Kanye West. Continue Reading…

Kim Kardashian Asks Usher To Be Her “Daddy”

July 30th, 2009

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Kim does not waste time – this viper is on the hunt and she’s doing the calling. Who do you think Kim “The Porn Star” Kardashian called up for a date? Usher! Guess what? He accepted.

I’m not lying when I say that everybody in the entertainment business is sleeping with each other! Put it this way: Usher can have his secret life and Kim will still stay with him…know why? ‘Cuz she’s a total fame whore mane.

Kim is a perfect match for Usher; the only thing problem that comes to mind is Usher’s child. Do you think Kim can play the role of a perfect step-mother? What do you think Temeka Foster would have to say to about that?

-Guru Jacky

Suprise Guys, Solange also has NO talent either!!

July 25th, 2009

Bald Solange Beyonce Sister

If you have a bald head it’s called a WIG, not a weave.

~JM

Exclusive ** Banned Sprite Commercial

July 20th, 2009

If Sprite can get away with this, The Hollywood Street King can get away with anything.

It’s just a shame they backed out of the campaign. Although the “campaign” was probably intending on it’s value coming after it was banned.  Go figure.

Lou Pearlman Adds “SNITCH” To Repertoire

July 18th, 2009

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Remember Lou Pearlman? He was way before American Idol… Lou discovered Backstreet Boys and N’Sync for Christ’s  sake!

To make a long story short Lou Pearlman is doing 25yrs in federal prison for cheating his investors. Recently however, he discovered a way to shave off some of his prison time…know how? By snitchin’ mane!

Lou allegedly over heard a fellow inmate bragging about his crime…guess who told Johnny Law the  news he over heard while serving his 25yr sentence? Lou Pearlman a.k.a. the new state’s witness.

Does Lou Pearlman know the consequences for being tagged as a snitch in the federal penitentiary system? The end result of this matter won’t be a good one…

Do you really care?

-Guru Jacky




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