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RUSSELL SIMMONS AND HIS BULLSHIT CLOTHING LINE

Monday, August 31st, 2009
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Have you seen Russell Simmons’ bullshit clothing line? What type of man would wear that trash? It’s for the geeks and the losers of the world if you ask me. Argyle sweaters with khaki pants and a bullshit pair of shoes is like the fake Bill Cosby look and guess what? It’s not pimp approved.

I hear all the girls laughing at you guys that dress like Kanye West and his friends which is no different than the Russell Simmons look… Fucking nerds!!! And fuck the word swagg it rhymes with fag – I stay fly motherfucker.

You guys look like you going to college – in other words you look like you just came out of the Gap store. “GAY AND PROUD”. Continue Reading…

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Does Real Addiction Ever Really Disappear?…

Monday, August 31st, 2009
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A personal friend of mine used to smoke crack with DJ AM and he also used to supply the drug to the guy. When I heard AM was smoking crack again I didn’t say anything. Know why? ‘Cuz you assholes would be the first to call me a hater. Right?

Fuck all this bullshit about DJ AM being depressed and that being the excuse for why he was back on crack. He was back on crack cocaine because he loved crack just like Richard Pryor did. Trust me I know!!!

Seth from the bullshit group CrazyTown knows all about DJ AM’s crack smoking habits. The same dude I know that DJ AM knew used to service both Seth and DJ AM with the drug.

Cocaine and I divorced years ago. She and I will never have a relationship again. I did everything with her. I banged her, I cooked her so I could smoke her (it’s called freebasing). Ask Melle Mel? I even snorted her but guess what? She’ll drive you crazy mane. Ask Martin Lawrence!

AM wasn’t only addicted to crack cocaine he was also addicted to the devil’s dick a.k.a. the crackpipe. The pipe actually speaks to you ” Fill me up dude – we’re all alone – fuck the world I’m your best friend”. It’s no different when you spike the shit in your veins – you’re not only addicted to the drug you become addicted to the needle mane! You rookies wouldn’t know all about that. Would you? Continue Reading…

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Models…On the PLUS Side?

Thursday, August 27th, 2009
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What have we become as a society, when EVERYTHING is acceptable?

If you step-up and criticize what’s being pushed out there, some generic asshole is quick to tell you, “you’re a hater.”

Check this:  You have celebrity figures like Perez Hilton blatantly disrespecting gays by hiding behind the rainbow crew the minute he needs a shield of protection.

To make things worse, we’re now seeing society putting obese models on a pedestal…WTF?  The kids are watching this!!!  And with so many overweight children across the country, this is gonna give them the green light to keep eating junk and killing themselves.  Doesn’t anybody care? Continue Reading…

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Jackson Family – Reality Show?

Friday, August 21st, 2009
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Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers shot a one hour pilot for a reality show that was supposed to follow them as they “reunited” with Michael. MJ wanted nothing to do with the project and it was done anyway….

What’s the world coming to? A&E is confirmed by the Hollywood Reporter that they will be airing a pilot in the next month and a series is likely to follow.

Why do we need a reality show that shows them mourning and trying to “revive” their personal careers? It seems a bit forced, doesn’t it?

-HSK

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Marilyn Manson Isn’t As Tough As He Claimed…

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
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I’ve been trying hard to test Marilyn Manson’s gangsta and guess what? She’s got none. I said said some fighting words to Manson and it was her choice to ignore me. Marilyn Manson is just another big mouth.

She said if anyone said anything about her in the press she was going to fuck that certain reporter up. So I decided to cause some trouble and say a few words to Marilyn and she backed down. Some of her fans were like “I’m fucking pissed – Marilyn better do something to this guy or I will”… Even Hitler had fans so I’m no amused at Marilyn’s fan base – they’re just like Marilyn. All posers mane.

I really don’t care about this bitch she’s a drug addict. How can she be a master if she has a cocaine addiction?

She’s upset about her past lovers – in other words she is suffering from a broken heart. Meow! What a pussy she is. Continue Reading…

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Marilyn Manson Is A Fake

Monday, August 17th, 2009
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Marilyn Manson is totally losing his mind lately. First he’s threatening the press by saying if anyone writes any bad shit about him or his band he’s going to that certain reporters house. In all reality Marilyn Manson is a cocaine addict and when he decides to stop his bad habit he will become a fat grotesque pig.

Marilyn Manson stole ideas from Trent Reznor and he actually thought he was the inventor. According to Rick James ” Cocaine is a hell of a drug” – just say no Marilyn!

Now Marilyn Manson is at it again. This time Marilyn said he wants to rape Trevor Stmad’s face before he punches him!?!?! For those of you that know Trevor Stmad you most likely know him as the front man for the Metal band The Black Dahlia Murder.  ”Nocturnal” is a good album – I listen to it all the time and guess what? I can’t say the same for Marilyn Manson’s new album, “The High End Of Low”, know why? ‘Cuz Marilyn Manson’s new album sucks ass mane.

Even Tren Renzor calls Brian Hugh Warner a.k.a.Marilyn Manson a total weenie. What’s the difference between Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears? They’re both fake. Both Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears are rude little girls…aren’t they?

In other words Marilyn Manson is a total fake rocker he doesn’t know the history of Rock ‘n Roll. If he did he wouldn’t be dissin’ black people. Continue Reading…

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Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?

Thursday, August 13th, 2009
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Heidi’s Playboy photo spread is coming soon to a news stand near you. Guess what? The critics don’t like it.

They’re saying Heidi is not showing any body parts and the pictures are truly lame. Why are the critics saying this about Heidi?

The critics just wanted to see Heidi’s breast, ass, and vagina … and can you blame them? Word is Heidi did not deliver what the people wanted.

I’ve never bought a Playboy for the “articles” and you’re a shirt-tucking asshole if you’ve ever told someone that.

Isn’t Heidi a Christian? Where is the Christian Coalition on this one? Cat got your tongues?

Anyways Heidi did a good job. Know why? ‘Cuz she got paid mane… Guess who’s orchestrating this whole pimp move? Spencer Pratt. He knows how to get gwop and you guys don’t really wanna call Spencer what he truly is – a pimp. Continue Reading…

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