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We have discovered that Prince Michael II, better know as “Blanket” has a real mother that wants him back. His Mother is Billie Jean Jackson and guess what? Billie Jean Jackson wants a million dollars and physical custody of Prince Michael 2nd. Billie Jeans case will be heard in a Los Angeles court this coming Monday.

I wonder if Billie Jean will be appearing at the Staples Center this Tuesday? Fans,friends, family, and nut cases like her can see the King for the last time. They’re have a public viewing of MJ’s body – only $25 to see him.

-Guru Jacky

This year was all about Michael Jackson…at least Jamie Foxx and the people over at BET would like for us to think so…
Jamie and the Michael Jackson’s outfits was not quite cutting it…I was totally embarrassed for Jamie…

Here’s a recap:

• New Edition opened the awards show and they performed well but their vocals were kinda weak…
• Keri Hilson performed but it was all show… Keri acted like she sold a 100 million records and performed with 10 choreographed dancers…Keri also lip synced…
• Soulja Boy performed and the people knew his song… I didn’t. More power to him.
• Neyo did his thing and I enjoyed his performance…know why? Neyo can sing mane…
• Beyonce performed and I must say she looked beautiful but she was putting me to sleep!
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Michael Jackson was the best. I love this guy; he was the last of Mohicans.

The King Of Pop was also ironically the last Rock-Star to walk the face of this earth…

Know why?

Michael’s life WAS Rockstardom FULLY REALIZED. He abused painkillers as a lifestyle from 1985 to the last second of his last breath….

Abuse in MJ’s case didn’t mean his grandma always had Vics in the closest  kids, he was able to be as high as a human can be to the point of reaching his own warped “illumination” to a god-like status, 24 hours a day for almost 25 years mane! Not even Keith Richards could tell you what that’s like! Can anyone? Is Michael Jackson also the King of Highs?

Looking back at the years of ridicule MJ faced in the media and within Pop Culture, did anyone really have the right to judge the guy? He didn’t live in our world….did anyone see the man’s face after the 80′s? Celebrity Love must also be blind mane….

The following drugs listed below are what Michael needed to start his day: Continue Reading…

Ne-yo was asked a question by a young female fan recently and his remarks have left a bad taste in many people’s mouths…

All she asked was, ” What do I need to do to get into the business”. Ne-yo being the gentlemen that he is said” lose weight”. Ouch! That hurts…

This guy Ne-yo once worked at McDonalds… Shouldn’t he show some sort of compassion? By the way Ne-yo gave the young female fan the wrong advice. You ever heard of that young full figured woman named Jill Scott? She sings like an angel, soul that Solange or Britney could never even comprehend. Hey Ne Yo, these skinny model bitches suck but you wouldn’t know cuz your a closeted homosexual and obviously only paying your attention to the boys. You should give spectacular a call, maybe he has the looks you were referring to when you so ill advised this young girl.

Christina Milian (although she’s packing on the pounds as we speak), Rihanna, Ciara, Kelis, etc…all of which are no-talent skinny singing bitches.

Here’s a few names of women singer’s that truly can sing and guess what? These girls are BIG: Aretha Franklin, Martha Walsh (A Personal Friend of HSK), Adele, and my favorite Jill Scott…and if Beyonce wasn’t on them diet pills! She’d be big and fat just like her mother Tina Knowles… Wouldn’t she? Continue Reading…

Who The Fuck is laughing at Nick Lachey Now????

HOLY SHIT! Was this chic performing at the chili cook-off or was she competing in a chili eating contest? This would have to be a perfect example why I won’t fuck with white chics. Unfortunately for Jessica no-one can rationale that, “at least she has a pretty face” cause that shit is BEAT too!

She is hiding numerous rolls of FAT under those strategically placed leopard belts and those hideous (i ate to much chicken & waffle jeans). This was Daisy Duke a few years back, right? She’s been hanging with the NFL’ers for too long, now she looks like a fuckin Linebacker!

Ladies learn from this whales lesson and take it easy on the calorie consumption.

Your Truly,

Benjamin Astor