I demand to know why porn and music are available on the Internet…FOR FREE!?!?

Many small porn companies are quickly going out of business. Know why? Because their customers are no longer buying their DVD’s or paying to download their films — Why would they? They can get those same films for free on the net. (Please note: Vivid, Hustler and Playboy will stay strong, because these companies have the funds for celebrity involvement. So, be sure to keep a close eye out for numerous celebrities partaking in smut or posing nude, for the camera. They gotta get PAID too right?

This dilemma also applies to music — If today’s artist does not exhibit a theatrical show with a band, no one is going to pay good money to see them. That’s why Goth Metal bands are the ones who attract audiences who pay to see their concerts. It would take the collaboration of 3 or 4 top rap names, to have a successful tour. Alica Keys and Beyonce share their fan base of people who typically enjoy a Vegas show. So, you should expect to see the pair performing in Sin City soon. If black acts don’t start playing instruments again, they will starve. No one wants to pay to see a kid in a ball cap rapp’in a bunch of lies on a stage, when they can see that right in their own backyards. (more…)

Hey what happened? Why aren’t some of my girlfriends getting at me? What… I’m not handsome enough? Am I under weight?
Am I a horrible lover? What is it… Maybe it’s because I’m all about me?

Is it because when the chic’s are talking I cut them off and talk all about my accomplishments?

Could it be that I judge them from the low life men they have dated and don’t want my name to be affiliated with such trash?
Most likely they want somethin’ and I do have it but not for them…not even dick.

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Vanessa Williams did a nude photo shoot back in 1984 for Penthouse magazine – I was a kid back then so I took it straight to the bathroom…Don’t disturb me Mom…I’m busy!!! The photo shoot feature Vanessa in S&M eating fur burger…

These must have nudes are up for auction on eBay.com – starting bid starts at $ 200,000. Bob Guccione, owner of Penthouse Magazine paid photographer Tom Chiapel for the nude photos of Vanessa…guess what? Vanessa was crowned Miss America and that’s when Penthouse Magazine released her nude photos to the world! Vanessa was quickly dethroned of her title as Miss America but Penthouse Magazine made lots of money off those nude pictures…didn’t they? The auction includes 156 negatives of Vanessa nudes and I must wonder… What are the executives over at the television show Ugly Betty going to say about this?

-Guru Jacky

FULL UNCENSORED PHOTO SHOOT INSIDE – NSFW

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Jenna and I have been discussing an adult film distribution deal for a new arm of HSK – HSK XXX.

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Book review and more pictures coming Monday!

Kim does not waste time – this viper is on the hunt and she’s doing the calling… Who do you think Kim “The Porn Star” Kardashian called up for a date? Usher! Guess what? He accepted.

I’m not lying when I say that everybody in the entertainment business is sleeping with each other! Put it this way: Usher can have his secret life and Kim will still stay with him…know why? ‘Cuz she’s a total fame whore mane.

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I’ve told you all before that Kim and Reggie are no longer a couple. Then Kim and Reggie (Kim’s idea I’m sure) both tried so hard to make me look like a liar by pretending to act like couple!

It was all done for the photographers while they were both in the public. In other words Kim and Reggie’s relationship was a big ‘ole lie…They were both working in South Africa for DeBeers and Dr Evil a.k.a. Russell Simmons. This was Reggie’s last gig with Kim…know why? ‘Cuz both Kim and Reggie got paid mane…Thanks Russell. I hope someone told Reggie about Dairyofahollywoodstreetking.com because we have been trying to warn Reggie about this vampire. Kim the vampiress begged for Reggie to marry her and guess what? Reggie told the fame whore “no”.

Kim may have lost the man but she’s still the new Pepsi’s spoke person – I do wonder who will be Kim’s next victim. Is Russell Simmons available?

-Guru Jacky

HELP HER – SHE’$ A MORMON AND HER PARENT$ ARE TOTALLY $TRICT.

THAT’$ WHY $HE MOVED OUT AND NOW LIVE$ WITH HER $I$TER

GUE$$ WHAT? HER $I$TER IS A RELIGIOUS FANATIC TOO…

PLEA$E CAN WE HELP THI$ A$IAN PRINCE$$ TO GET A BREAK?

DO U WANNA HELP HER? IF $O U CAN…WANNA KNOW HOW? (read the fine print below for her location…)

Her name is Yuka $he’$ a Cantone$e mix and $he’$ a total freak.

When Vinnie introduced her to hi$ friend$ gue$$ what? They all fucked…

$he’$ truly the wor$t – Vinnie lo$t her to a porn company…thank$ Analbolic…

NOT TO WORRY $HE’$ $TILL AVAILABLE -KNOW WHY?

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If Sprite can get away with this, The Hollywood Street King can get away with anything.

It’s just a shame they backed out of the campaign…although the “campaign” was probably intending on it’s value coming after it was banned.  Go figure.

Sex With Celebrities…

On Friday July 18th I interviewed the third porn star for the HSK series and this one is the best in the business… Guess who?

BELLADONNA!!

I asked her what celebrities did she have sex with and the names she gave were very surprising…Paulie Shore, Fieldy from the rock band Korn, Shifty from the rock band Crazy Town and Tommy Lee…

I would like to say this to any chic out there bragging about Tommy Lee, they need to sit the fuck down… Know why? (more…)