Russell Simmons

Solange is dating Benji Madden, can you believe it? Yes, I can…  Solange is like the black version of Paris Hilton, both are  stupid and both have herpes.

Solange is having sex with Benji Madden. Isn’t she? So Benji is now a step-dad and his new relationship with Solange Knowles has put his name back in the press. Lets see, they’re both
into fashion, both Benji and Solange are recording artist, and they’re both un-talented to me.  Sounds like a perfect match to me!

Where did these two meet? Was it;

(a) On Myspace

(b) E- Harmony

(c) Introduced by Friends

(d) Did they meet at one of the musical awards

(e) Club Valtrex of Hollywood

You decide…..

Jim Jones is very upset. He’s saying Jay Z should stop playa hate’in on auto-tune. Jimmy said it’s not gangsta for Jay Z to diss auto-tune.

HEY JIMMY!!  NEWSFLASH: It’s not about you or Jay Z, it’s about the music you fucking retard, and auto-tune is for the non-talented! That’s why Cher and Madonna use it.

Madonna and Cher are white, so they’ll get a pass, but black folks using auto-tune get no respect. Know why? It’s cheating mane!!!

Notice we never gave Akon an award for his music in America. Know why? Cuz we all know his music suck ass mane!!! Jimmy, it’s not about being a gangsta, it’s not about the money, it’s about the music… and we must get Continue Reading…

This dude it totally nuts. Know why? Dude bought a chain worth $410,000. Wasn’t T-Pain Dad’s on the internet saying that he was broke? T-Pain’s dad was asking his son for financial help.

Did he help his poor old dad? No. Guess T-Pain don’t care too much about him. Does he? Did you know this guy has 32 cars? By the way Warren Buffet, the richest man in a America owns one vehicle. No one can tell you how to spend your money can they? But if you can spend that type of money on a necklace your grandchildren, Children should have a secure trust fund. T-Pain’s chain weights 10lbs and it totally looks ridiculous; could the Minister Louis Farrakhan have a talk with the guy?

What does Spike Lee think? Since Jay Z killed auto-tune could T-Pain go away too?

Amber is out and guess what she’s doing? Amber is making out with her sister…

Isn’t this what we all call incest? Did Kanye know about Amber’s
despicable sexual actions with her sister? This girl is totally
disgusting and I’m ashamed of Kanye West. Know why? Continue Reading…

Why is Amber Rose calling Russell Simmons for advice? Buss this!!! Amber called Russell saying Cassidy is lying; he never humped her. Do you believe Amber Rose or Cassidy? I believe Cassidy; fuck you guys. Amber said she met Cassidy at a softball game and that was it nothing else. Do you believe Amber? No? Know why? ‘Cuz Whores lie. Don’t they?

Apparently all the famous prostitutes know Russell. Why is that? Amber said she has a clear mind now. Her mental clarity comes from Russell Simmons. Know why? Russell believes Amber and that’s all Amber claims she needs for her mental relief.

What a coat tailing bitch, she was collecting numbers when she was dating Kanye! Wasn’t she? How else do you think she got Russell’s number?

Russell called Amber a celebrity; is Russell nuts? What talent does Amber Rose have to be a celebrity? I’m sure Amber has talent; in the bedroom and the Freaky Deaky guys like Russell know all about it. Don’t they?

-Guru Jacky