Russell Simmons

Julie Henderson is Russell Simmons’ new, young, white girlfriend and guess what? Julie is tired of people in the black community calling her names.

I’m not going to repeat the things people said about Julie… why should I? But I am quite surprised that Julie was unaware of poverty in America. Julie never knew blacks had it hard in a America; most do Julie, ask the cops?

Hey Julie, poverty ain’t a black thang; most white people in a America ain’t doing too good as well! Ask Jerry Springer!

He exploits poor whites doesn’t he? Native Indians in America are struggling too Julie; not the ones that own the casinos though. Continue Reading…

Why doesn’t Russell have a black baby’s momma? Why?

Why does he speak black and do positive things in the black communities? I’ll tell you why… so we all can stay off his back!
For a man who is so self righteous and aware, one would think Russell would have a black child. Guess what? Russell Simmons does not have any black babies, not one of his children have nappy hair. Russell knows about the revolution, he’s a reader, meaning he reads a lot of books and speaks of the solutions but yet he’s still a major part of the problem.

Is Russell a role model? No!!! But we can’t tell him that can we? Look at his nephew Jo Jo, he just got busted for weed… isn’t Jo Jo’s dad reverend Run? His nieces Vanessa and Angela Simmons both live out here in Los Angeles now and they’re just like their uncle; they both fuck with Hispanic and Caucasian males. Don’t give these two girls a blackman, too much chocolate might break the Simmons girls out! They following their Uncle’s footsteps of dating. Russell’s ex-wife Kimora is blacker than him, she just got married to an African in Africa! What is Kimora trying to tell us? Kimora is saying to us that she’s aware and she ain’t even black is she? Continue Reading…

SUPER TRICK!!!

He’s fast and bald like the American Eagle
Pocket’s more swoll than Monique’s weight condition
Tricks faster than Floyd Mayweather
He can stop and save a Hoe in a single second

It’s Donald Trump No, It’s Hugh Hef No…
IT’S SUPER TRICK!!!

Starring: RUSSELL SIMMONS
Tonight’s episode: “I DON’T LIKE BLACK GIRLS”
Co-Starring Sydney Poitier – Music by Quincy Jones
Tonight’s special guest Cuba Gooding Jr

This is not a Spike Lee production…

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Russell is out doing his job again. He’s taking up a new job, saving hoe’s…. Russell hates pimp’s! He truly does, most tricks do don’t they?

My scout out in the valley called in and notified the H.S.K. loft that he over heard 2 porn stars saying they “”need to find Russell”. They “hate” their job. It’s spreading like a California wild fire. Russell is here to save them all. It all started with Kim Kardashian.

Russell is trying so hard to legitimize this porn star turned reality star. Now the caped crusader is back to his new tricks. Russell is now saving Ashley Dupre. He ran into her at yoga class (I think the same day he pulled our feature.) Continue Reading…