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Alex Rodriguez admits shooting up dope (steroids). He was having his cousin shoot him up twice a day with an “over-the-counter” substance from Dominican Republic, but he “doesn’t remember or know what it was.”

A-Rod is a fucking bum. He’s bad for the kids. They should kick him out the league. A-Rod is a cheater.. fuck all that bullshit he’s cute, or he’s smart. He’s a fucking crook that’s what A-Rod is so don’t give him a pass. I like Barry Bonds even though you guys don’t.

You want Barry Bonds in jail don’t you? You one sided bastards!

Everyone is cheating in baseball, everyone. A-Rod is not a role model to the kids. He still is not coming clean and only copping to what he was forced to because it was brought to light. This guy didn’t just find honesty and decide to come clean. He was caught and had no other choice. He’s a thief. What kind of example is he? If  Marian Jones can go to jail for steroids so can A-Rod and Barry Bonds don’t you think?

And you all owe Jose Canseco an apology for calling him a liar. He is the only one to speak the truth about what really went on in Baseball

Jacky 29:81

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Michael Phelps will not be charged by the renegade cowboy cop in South Carolina. This cop actually went and arrested other people present at the party, confiscated the bong and has generally made life difficult for our brothers in Smoke.

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Michael Phelps will not be charged with marijuana possession, though the Olympic champion swimmer admitted to being pictured holding a marijuana pipe at a Columbia house party in November, Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott announced today.

Lott, speaking during a 3 p.m. press conference at the Sheriff’s Department headquarters, said he couldn’t ignore the photo but defended his investigation.

“Michael Phelps is truly an American hero … but even with his star status, he is still obligated to obey the laws of our state,” Lott said.

“By ignoring the November incident, I would have been sending a message of tolerance and condoning the use of illegal drugs. I could not do that, nor have I ever done that,” he said in a statement.

Lott said his investigators couldn’t find enough evidence to charge anyone — including Phelps — who attended the party with any crime.

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NBA EAST VS. WEST
THIS SUNDAY LIVE FROM PHOENIX ARIZONA

JACKY’S PREDICTION
THE WEST IS GOING TO WIN  (who’s going to stop Kobe?)

Alex Rodriguez got caught cheating. Yes, he’s taking steroids. I always knew that he did. He tested positive in 2003 and they are now telling us in 2009.

I hope they throw the fucking book at him like they are doing to Barry Bonds. Over a hundred baseball players got caught cheating and they only single out Barry Bonds, I wonder why?

Is it because he broke the racist Babe Ruth’s baseball records? Is it?

I really don’t care about a bunch of grown men in their pajamas swinging at a ball with a bat. The game is too long and I find it boring.I can find something else better to do with my time.Doesn’t baseball show you how to steal? If the other guy ain’t looking and you’re fast enough you can steal the base. What message is that sending to the kids?

I am just kidding but that’s how some people talk about rap music cause they don’t want to understand it right, Oprah? Seriously if they’re going to crucified Barry Bonds A-Rod and the rest of cheaters who got caught taking steroids (over a hundred of them) they should be crucified too. Don’t you think so? I do.

Cheaters will always prosper in anything if they don’t get caught, ask Pete Rose it’s a true story. You will bear witness of this on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 11:17

Mike Tomlin is the youngest coach in NFL history to win a Super Bowl.

Who cares, I still fucking lost. Vegas won and I am fucking pissed. I am going to throw tea in my psychic’s face tomorrow morning.

When your psychic tells you your team is going to win, make sure to ask about the point spread. I didn’t and that’s a lesson some will learn on their climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 81:21

Apparently this could put the brakes on his attempt at more gold in 2012!

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Fuck that must be cold!

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2008 REGULAR SEASON
0-16
WORST SEASON RECORD EVER

Detroit Lions are dead! This team lost every gamed they played. They lost 16 games, the first team ever to do this. Their marquee Thanksgiving game should be taken away from them and given to another team who rightfully deserves it.

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Follow his team or his fashion choices, but David Beckham apparently doesn’t want you following his car.

After being pursued by paparazzi today in Beverly Hills, the soccer stud confronted a photographer, with a fight breaking out moments later between one of the soccer star’s bodyguards and the shutterbug.

According to an eyewitness, Beckham went up to the car and tried to get the driver to come out. When the driver declined, Beckham’s bodyguard went to the passenger’s side and punches began flying.

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