Someone over at Borders bookstore called the office and invited me down to the store to get a free Karrine Steffans book last week.
So Teddy and I took a drive over to Borders at Sunset and Vine to receive my new autographed book The Vixen Manual…
Karrine autographed my book, wished me well, and I wish I could return the same favor in regards to her book but I can’t…

After reading one chapter of this ridiculous book I came to an instant conclusion – It must be destroyed!
This book goes against all my teachings so I will not allow or promote this book to any of my female constituents…

By the way some of my readers got pissed at me for even taking a picture with Karrine! You guys are the worst – but how can I go against my readers? They know what’s best and so do I that’s why I decided to burn Karrine ” Superhead ” Steffans book, “The Vixen Manual”. I highly recommend this book to the loser chics the girls you’ll never see me with!
Hey its a best seller so some of you people like this book and I’m sure it’s the same people who would watch a cheesy porno by Kim Kardashian! Don’t get mad at me for burning Karrine’s book ‘cuz I’m doing society a major favor…know why? It’s bad for the kids and for the chics who support my lavish lifestyle…
Please don’t get all “ACLU” on me about this – much like snuff films – this book isn’t protected – it’s got no artistic value.

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Jacky sold his soul to Rock N Roll???

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hot girls breaking the law

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Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist.

If it wasn’t for you, I don’t think I could have gotten through the last 10 months of 2008.

There’s been alotta controversy with this site lately, but I think the whole “Craigslist is morally unacceptable” thing is bullshit.

It should be tossed aside with the likes of other common misconceptions, like Clay Aiken is straight, Oprah Winfrey never snorted Coke, Drunk-Driving is Illegal, and STD’s are real!

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According to this source at Viacom, the producers of VH1’s Tool Academy are courting Mr. Mayer as a “celebrity” guest contestant on the next season of the show.

After watching a few episodes of this bullshit, I began to wonder how they would be able to top the awfulness of these guys for a second season…until that is, John Mayer wore satin cargo pants to the Grammys.

John Mayer has taken “tool-culture” to a whole new level.

Bret Michaels better watch out.

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Hubert Omar-Sanchez has recently resigned from his position as President of the Jessica Simpson Fans of Topeka, Kansas.

Besides citing reasons like the inability to maintain the club’s website and cover punch and pie at the meetings during the current economic conditions, the fan-club coordinator told local news he was peacing out mainly due to the diva’s growing irrelevance in the public eye.
“We just can’t find the support we once had in the golden days of her career” Sanchez adds, “I am curently in talks with some other locals about forming a Miley Cyrus support club here in Topeka. I heard Disney sends free marketing materials and signed posters to hand out at meetings!”

-Really?

Listen man, this is an emergency. If you dont do exactly as I tell you, I think you are in a clear and present danger of your balls falling off!

Step 1: GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE PORN STORE, BUY ANYTHING BY RAVEN RILEY.

Step 2: Untape your junk, and open your eyes.

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HSK 2009 Grammy's WRAP-UP

GRAMMY’S
Fuck,  I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we  may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.

Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.

U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?

What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green?  Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.

Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.

Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?

Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.

By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick.  Not flu sick, but disease sick.

On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync.  She should have.  She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.

Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ).  I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.

Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…

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Hollywood Blvd never sleeps.
I don’t know where all the hot chicks went. Probably moved home with their parents in the valley.

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