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Sophie Munch turns camera on the paps while leaving her Camel Toe open for discussion!

Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

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Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are expecting a child and I must say I saw this coming! I was the one who told you all that Gabrielle Union was on a survival mission…

She’s like 34yrs old (same age as Beyonce) and Gabrielle knows that Hollywood is not calling on her anytime soon…Gabrielle knew that she needed some sort of security in her life so she did what Kendra Wilkinson did and got herself a professional athlete a.k.a. a sucker. Kim Kardashian is about to do the same thing to Reggie Bush even Stevie Wonder can see this…Won’t you agree?

Cassie and Puffy are on Twitter talking about they like to eat turkey sandwiches after sex…who cares? Cassie just needs to have sex with Puffy and leave the music business alone…know why? ‘Cuz she can’t sing or dance – she totally sucks mane…

Jay Z called Beyonce a hoe in his new song with Drake and guess what? If Jay Z said it I believe it… He is Beyonce’s husband…isn’t he? By the way the record sucks ass…

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Tavis Smiley is being exposed as a total fraud and guess what? I always knew it…
It appears to me that Tavis has a devastating problem…Do you know what Travis Smiley’s problem is? It’s his girlfriend Leshelle Sargent! People are saying that Leshelle is using Tavis and will do anything for power. In other words people in Tavis’ circle looks at Leshelle Sargent as a complete whore…

Does Tavis Smiley care? I don’t think so…He doesn’t care about the people he knows…know why? ‘Cuz Travis is a total hypocrite. That’s why all his people who surround him are all laughing behind his back! I’m totally enjoying it too.

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This is the shit pimpin’ Ken was talking about….
Pacman Jones, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri are truly player hating but they’re totally unaware…know why? ‘Cuz they ain’t pimps mane…

“Makin’ It Rain” – That’s a trick line… I don’t do that shit and won’t encourage anyone to partake in such stupidity…

Here’s what happened in the above video:
Pacman takes a 100k to a stripclub. Then he takes 40k out his Louis Vuitton hand-bag and converts it into single dollars. He then leaves the rest of the money (60k) in a garbage bag (remember that because it’s the punchline)…!!!
Pacman said Nelly only had large bills so he gave him 10k in singles trick off…The strippers stopped dancing and were totally focused on the gwop laying on the floor.

Can you blame them? Jermaine Dupri gets on the mic and tells the hoes to keep dancing and stop picking up the money…did the hoes listen? No. They never do so the chics start fighting over the money that’s laying on the floor…that’s what they came to work for right? Pacman gets extremely pissed because the chic’s ain’t listening to Jermaine so he gets in a scuffle with a stripper and what do you know – the bouncers came to her rescue…

While the bouncers are tossin’ Pacman out of the stripclub the club promoter of the event is running off with the garbage bag full of money which belongs to Pacman…Okay!!! Pacman is outside of the club now and he’s gotta be feeling like a total asshole ‘cuz he got played… but what do you know? 15 minutes later a gunman shows up (Arvin Edwards) and he’s shooting in the club, hitting 3 people. No one died, thank god, but who do you think is the prosecution’s star witness against Arwin Edwards? Pacman Jones…

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Hugh Hefner is seen above dancing with Kendra Wilkinson at her recent wedding to a sports figure.

I wonder if he was there for the wedding night as well?

Gabrielle Union “came up” recently…know why? She got herself a professional basketball player name Dwayne Wade.
Guess Gabrielle is a homewrecker after all…isn’t she? I wonder which mysterious chic gave Dwayne Wade that STD last year…?
(I didn’t make this up – Dwayne’s wife Siohvaugh said so)

Good going Gabrielle; you did it…you found a sucker! I always encourage all my female readers to get a professional athlete…guess why? ‘Cuz they’re sucker’s mane.

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Steve McNair has been murdered by a 20yr old woman named Sahel Kazemi. The courts won’t be able to prosecute her as she committed suicide after she killed the beloved quarterback of the Tennessee Titans. Did you know Steven was a married man with 4 sons? I didn’t…

What was Steven doing with this 20yr old waitress that worked at Dave & Buster’s? Apparently Steve met Sahel at this restaurant while he was dining with his wife and kids; uh oh. Everyone who worked at the restaurant knew all about Sahel and Steve’s affair. It was made even more publically obviously later when Sahel got a D.U.I while driving a 2007 Escalade that was registered under Steve’s name. Can I ask a question? What’s with football players and waitresses? Didn’t O.J. meet Nicole Brown Simpson when she was a waitress too?

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This guy Vince (Mr. Slap Chop & ShamWOW) is such a trick. He tricks all over L.A. all the stripper’s know him. I bought a pair of sneakers with his money already, Thanks Vince!!

Now the 44yr old Vince is trick’in in South Beach and he got busted for it. You would think this professional John named Vince would know the trick rules, but he doesn’t. This asshole Vince kissed the hooker named Sasha Harris with his tongue. He broke the rules, there’s no (more…)