Uncle Toms Cabin

Yo Jacky I woke up this morning and was reading the paper and was shocked to see that Flavor Flav was opening a Fried Chicken restaurant in Clinton Iowa called Flavor Flav’s Fried Chicken. I cannot believe the levels this fool will go. He was once in the most powerful group in rap music (“Profits of Rage” is my sh*t).The article goes on to state that Flav is also gonna start a vodka brand that includes a watermelon flavor vodka…WTF????. I am too pissed right now to type out the rest of my thoughts…So what are yours pimp?

~ J.r. Moyers

P.S.”Grand opening Grand Closing”. I might need Ron Richards representation because I might show up and slap the shit outta him to show him what time it is… Boyeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Read Jacky’s Answer Here

A pair of groupies who Lance Gross recently smashed, while the former Mr. Eva Pigford was in Toronto, are telling all on the three-way sex session while spilling the beans on what Gross revealed to them.

Here’s what one of the Canadian groupies said:

“He likes natural blonde girls and he also said that when he’s sexing a black girl, he has to imagine that she’s blonde or else he’ll never have an orgasm.”

The groupie added when Lance arrived back in the States, he called her a total of four times — wanting to know if they took pictures in the bathtub together. Guess what? I can’t wait for those images to hit the internet! Continue Reading…

This news comes to us from one of our friends over at Lipstick Alley who sent the following:

What do you think of black people in the entertainment field who are selling out with ugly white women? Jermaine Hall, editor of VIBE former editor of KING magazine. He ought to be ashamed of himself.  He has tried to shut down every website that featured his wet mangled dog.

Jermaine Hall is the Chief Editor over at Vibe Magazine, and guess what? Dude recently published an article by his wife, Siobhan O’Conner, naming Hillary Clinton Woman Of the Year. The problem is Siobhan O’Conner is a white woman, who (again) is married to Jermaine Hall.

Dude is running a black magazine, so what does Hillary Clinton have to do being woman of the year in a Nubian magazine? I don’t know, but I do know the founder of Vibe Magazine is Quincy Jones — so it just may be that Jermaine is following in Quincy’s footsteps of being a good ole’ House Negro.

Buss this!!! The women over at Lipstick Alley wanted a black woman to be voted Woman Of the Year from an urban magazine. I can’t blame them.

Don’t you agree?

~ Guru Jacky

What a pleasant surprise for us this morning while reviewing the Uncle Tom’s Cabin twitter account. Of course @The CabinRetreat only follows friends at FOX News and other relevant people in the political and cultural landscape of our time.

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BET recently aired a round-table discussion surrounding the state of hip hop and its current leading artists. And, what I found astonishing was the fact that none of the people on the panel, put together by America’s biggest house nigga station, have any street cred whatsoever! Those names are: Boy 1 da (producer), Jermaine Dupri (producer), Chuck Creekmur (allhiphop.com), DJ Diamond Kuts, DJ Greg Street, Tony Neal, Chloe Hilliard (Vibe Magazine), DJ Vlad, DJ Timbuck2 and Big Tigger.

Here are the Top 10 rappers which the no-street cred panel chose:

10. Rick Ross (correctional officer)

9. Jada Kiss (Jada has street cred, so he should be further up on the list)

8. Young Jezzy (Jezzy has street cred, but is he really a lyrical MC)

7. Drake (This guy is from Degrassi High, and uses auto-tune to sing and a Blackberry to remember his rhymes when he freestyles)

6. Ludacris (He uses two tracks to rap, is not lyrical, and is gay)

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