Last week at Uncle Toms Cabin, all the Negroes at the compound were sent home leaving Micheal Steel as the sole black person at the cabin grounds.

Now, Republican party members want Steele to step down as their chairman, but Steele refuses to comply. So, a group of Republican party members joined forces to hunt Michael Steel down.

That’s when Steele confronted Bill O’Reilly. “Why did you arrange this? Is this justice?” asked Steele. ”Bill why are treating me like an animal? Why Bill? Why me?” All of a sudden, Sheriff Joe Arpaio pushed his way through the crowd to confront Steele. “Shut up blackie there’s too many of you in government and it’s time for you to go,” yelled Joe, as he turned to Newt Gingrich. “Next thing these colors will want is their faces on our currency!” Michael Steele remained on his knees, begging for his freedom as he was surrounded by an angry republican mob, while country singer Toby Keith began singing “there’s going to be a lynching tonight.”

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The kick off of Uncle Tom’s Cabin summer festivities was a great success, and The Michael Steele roast (even with all the tar baby jokes featured) was a home run.That’s where Bill O’Reilly approached Michael to confront him.

“You better retire and I’m not joking like the rest of those guys were,” said Bill. “America doesn’t need another black president… Don’t you get it? The republican party made you their chairman because they wanted America and the rest of the world to look at the the republican party as a non-racist party. Michael we just used you, and I want you to know that. So, don’t act like you’re intelligent, because you’re not! You’re our version of Ronald McDonald…

You’re a clown Michael…you’re our pinhead.”

As Bill walked away from Michael, he pulled out his blackberry from his custom-made Jack Victor suit jacket and dialed Laura Ingraham’s number. “Get down here right away…get on the next plane,” said Bill. “I just told that black bastard Michael Steele about himself.” Laura’s face lit up. “I’m on my way,” replied Laura. “And Bill… I must say I’m so proud of you.”

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Rupert Murdoch and the Fox News team have re-opened Uncle Tom’s Cabin, a spot used by many as a weekend getaway, for some summertime enjoyment.

You may remember the doors of Uncle Tom’s Cabin were first opened for the summer back on July 4th, but that’s when not many blacks were invited. Know why? Because construction of the ground wasn’t quite completed, with the cotton fields and man made swamp not ready.

Now, everything is in place…the cotton fields…the watermelon patch…the look-out tower, and a huge swamp containing alligators and mosquitoes imported from India, surrounding the grounds. The grounds features a beautiful colonial 300-room cabin that’s ready to house some of America’s biggest racists and silly Negroes.

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UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

SPECIAL 1776 THEMED 4th OF JULY

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, British Petroleum, and Richard Branson…

UNCLE TOM’S CABIN (REMIXED)

Rupert Murdoch and Uncle Tom’s Cabin VIP elite recently joined forces with British Petroleum in an effort to reopen the cabin this summertime. The location of the festivities remains undisclosed.

To kick things off, BP’s American Vice President of resources, Darryl Willis, presented a blank paycheck to Fox News’ Roger Ailes in hopes of the noted “fair and balanced” news network keeping BP in a positive light. This, instead of putting those funds into the clean up efforts. To be sure, Rupert Murdoch used $10 million in BP money to fund the summer festivities at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Meanwhile, Bill O’Reilly was at Fox News NYC headquarters when all of a sudden his blackberry sounded. The alert prompted the conservative anchor to instantly halt the taping of his show. That’s when the talking head motioned to his house negro guest, Dr. Marc Lamont Hill. “It’s over you pinhead…no more Mr. nice guy,” Bill uttered. “I’m inviting you to where you belong, and don’t attend in your fancy suits either because this Sunday our boss…his majesty, will be throwing a July 4th bash. We’ll be reliving the year of 1776…you would have been a slave back then, so I advise you to dress the part. I’ll email you the address.” Continue Reading…

If you followed my “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” series you’ll know that I view Tyler Perry as a coon, who is a terrible example for black kids. So much so that dude will even cross-dress as a women (which we all know is a roll which Tyler loves to play). With that stated, one of the spotlight’s leading racists, Glenn Beck, has announced his admiration for Tyler Perry’s, and his so-called “outstanding work”, and I demand to know why! Is it because Beck loves to watch coon cinema? I say this because Beck said “After I saw Tyler Perry’s movie, he’s my hero.”.

Earlier this week, Sean Hannity openly clowned T-Pain. That’s when we posted it for the world to see for their own eyes. Know why? Because it’s solid proof supporting our knowledge that we always knew that T-Pain is a House Nigga. Continue Reading…