Rupert Murdoch and the Fox News team have re-opened Uncle Tom’s Cabin, a spot used by many as a weekend getaway, for some summertime enjoyment.

You may remember the doors of Uncle Tom’s Cabin were first opened for the summer back on July 4th, but that’s when not many blacks were invited. Know why? Because construction of the ground wasn’t quite completed, with the cotton fields and man made swamp not ready.

Now, everything is in place…the cotton fields…the watermelon patch…the look-out tower, and a huge swamp containing alligators and mosquitoes imported from India, surrounding the grounds. The grounds features a beautiful colonial 300-room cabin that’s ready to house some of America’s biggest racists and silly Negroes.

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UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

SPECIAL 1776 THEMED 4th OF JULY

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UNCLE TOM’S CABIN (REMIXED)

Rupert Murdoch and Uncle Tom’s Cabin VIP elite recently joined forces with British Petroleum in an effort to reopen the cabin this summertime. The location of the festivities remains undisclosed.

To kick things off, BP’s American Vice President of resources, Darryl Willis, presented a blank paycheck to Fox News’ Roger Ailes in hopes of the noted “fair and balanced” news network keeping BP in a positive light. This, instead of putting those funds into the clean up efforts. To be sure, Rupert Murdoch used $10 million in BP money to fund the summer festivities at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Meanwhile, Bill O’Reilly was at Fox News NYC headquarters when all of a sudden his blackberry sounded. The alert prompted the conservative anchor to instantly halt the taping of his show. That’s when the talking head motioned to his house negro guest, Dr. Marc Lamont Hill. “It’s over you pinhead…no more Mr. nice guy,” Bill uttered. “I’m inviting you to where you belong, and don’t attend in your fancy suits either because this Sunday our boss…his majesty, will be throwing a July 4th bash. We’ll be reliving the year of 1776…you would have been a slave back then, so I advise you to dress the part. I’ll email you the address.” Continue Reading…

If you followed my “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” series you’ll know that I view Tyler Perry as a coon, who is a terrible example for black kids. So much so that dude will even cross-dress as a women (which we all know is a roll which Tyler loves to play). With that stated, one of the spotlight’s leading racists, Glenn Beck, has announced his admiration for Tyler Perry’s, and his so-called “outstanding work”, and I demand to know why! Is it because Beck loves to watch coon cinema? I say this because Beck said “After I saw Tyler Perry’s movie, he’s my hero.”.

Earlier this week, Sean Hannity openly clowned T-Pain. That’s when we posted it for the world to see for their own eyes. Know why? Because it’s solid proof supporting our knowledge that we always knew that T-Pain is a House Nigga. Continue Reading…

This is why P-Pain has for 2 years now made the top of the annual HSK COON-ROUNDUP list. I find it totally disgusting!

BET President and CEO Debra Lee recently hosted a meeting as part of what she says is an effort to improve the image of black women – That’s the Bait.

Here’s the Switch – The meeting comes after years of BET exploiting black women scantily clad while booty-shaking on shows like “BET Uncut”; promoting black college kids gone wild in BET episodes of “College Park”; and advocating a spin the bottle Spring Bling game show on BET’s “Do it Or Don’t.”

Now that the damage is done, and this new generation of kids without respect are scarred, isn’t it too late to take back what’s been pumped into the minds of young BET viewers?

Fuck you, Debra Lee and your Broke Entertainment Television!!! You’re a pon for Viacom, and you don’t care about black kids. Know why? Because you only care about money mane! That’s why we gave you a first class ticket to Uncle Tom’s Cabin you sell-out biatch! Because of you, young black girls want to grow up to be booty shaking models when you know that they can’t make a career out of it. Don’t believe me? Ask Melissa Ford. And your bullshit show, “106 and Park” has been taking up kid’s homework time for years.

Don’t you agree?

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BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010

UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

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Today at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, everyone was crying because it’s the last day of the retreat, and no one really wants to leave. The final celebrations were underway as Bill O’Reilly’s made an announcement through the cabin’s PA system. “Thank you all for coming and tonight don’t forget it’s The Cabin Awards,” O’Reilly announced.

The spot for the Cabin Awards was buzzing with activity as Tavis Smiley arrived by bus, and Quincy Jones touchdown with a helicopter moments later, and BET’s Debra Lee was chauffeured by limousine to the cabin’s retreat. Debra was was greeted by Black Exploitation Television founder, Robert Johnson, and they both danced and dined in the cabin’s ballroom. That’s when Sean Hannity walked over to Debra. “Remarkable work you did on your station…you showed the worst of Negro entertainment and many are applauding you on that,” Hannity said. Debra laughed and the pair shook hands. “I purposely ran mostly booty videos to lead the young Negro girls astray,” Debra admitted. Hannity looked at her and arched his left eyebrow. “And I complement you on that…that’s why you’re here at the cabin…it’s all because of you doing a good job, Debra,” Hannity said, as he walked away. Continue Reading…

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010

UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, all are filled with joy as they anxiously anticipate the Annual Chicken and Watermelon Eating Contest. As the preparations were underway, Fox News anchorman, Brit Hume became furious and directed his anger towards Sean Hannity. “How did the media find out about Ron Paul being a racist? How!!!” Hannity stormed over. “First and foremost you don’t ever yell at me Brit! CNN or MSNBC are more than likely to blame, but Ron only has to retract his statements and say they’re lying.”said Hannity.

Brit looked at Hannity. “Like they took his words out of context? he asked. Hannity took a sip of his coffee, and arched his left eyebrow. “Get Ron on the phone and tell him what to do,” Hannity said.

Al Reynolds was spotted driving a pink turbo corvette, leaving Virginia State. That’s when the former Mr. Jones saw a limousine parked on Highway 290 East, and decided to stop. Al exited his pink corvette and walked over to the limousine…only to discover Minnesota Viking Bryant McKinnie and rapper Trina finishing having sex. They didn’t see Al.

“You ain’t paying me enough money Bryant to be fucking me on the side of the highway…I know Lil Kim will do anything for money so she can fund her plastic surgeries, but I got some morals,” said Trina. Bryant pointed his finger in Trina’s face after zipping up his pants. “You’re a washed up rapper…I saved you. And, I missed my Super Bowl game because of you two bitches,” said Bryant.

Al began banging on the Limousine window screaming, “And Bryant you’re going to miss your reservation to Uncle Tom’s Cabin because of them bitches too!”

Al walked back to his pink corvette and drove off at turbo speed, heading to a place where he knows that he belongs… Continue Reading…