2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, all are filled with joy as they anxiously anticipate the Annual Chicken and Watermelon Eating Contest. As the preparations were underway, Fox News anchorman, Brit Hume became furious and directed his anger towards Sean Hannity. “How did the media find out about Ron Paul being a racist? How!!!” Hannity stormed over. “First and foremost you don’t ever yell at me Brit! CNN or MSNBC are more than likely to blame, but Ron only has to retract his statements and say they’re lying.”said Hannity.
Brit looked at Hannity. “Like they took his words out of context? he asked. Hannity took a sip of his coffee, and arched his left eyebrow. “Get Ron on the phone and tell him what to do,” Hannity said.
Al Reynolds was spotted driving a pink turbo corvette, leaving Virginia State. That’s when the former Mr. Jones saw a limousine parked on Highway 290 East, and decided to stop. Al exited his pink corvette and walked over to the limousine…only to discover Minnesota Viking Bryant McKinnie and rapper Trina finishing having sex. They didn’t see Al.
“You ain’t paying me enough money Bryant to be fucking me on the side of the highway…I know Lil Kim will do anything for money so she can fund her plastic surgeries, but I got some morals,” said Trina. Bryant pointed his finger in Trina’s face after zipping up his pants. “You’re a washed up rapper…I saved you. And, I missed my Super Bowl game because of you two bitches,” said Bryant.
Al began banging on the Limousine window screaming, “And Bryant you’re going to miss your reservation to Uncle Tom’s Cabin because of them bitches too!”
Al walked back to his pink corvette and drove off at turbo speed, heading to a place where he knows that he belongs… Continue Reading…