Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies

Heidi Pratt was offered $25,000 from Scores Strip club. They want her to dance and show a little titties. Scores is in NYC. I’ve been there countless times and I must say…I always come-up…I swear! Why did Heidi turn down the Scores offer? She did take off her clothes for Playboy…didn’t she? Oh yes she did. Where is Spencer when all this exploitation of his women is going down? He’s in one of the best hotels in that town waiting for his trap…Maybe it was Spencer who told Heidi that the Scores offer was not enough? Here it is: First Spencer is rappin’ acting like Jay Z and shit and now he’s got his bitch showing her body parts in magazines. Dude is also negotiating deals for Heidi to be a feature at a strip club… did I mention Spence is the type of Christian as Reverend Jesse Jackson…is Spencer a pimp?

Jay Z & Kanye are mad at each other…know why?’ They both performed on the same bill in the UK recently. Jay wanted to close the show and invite Kanye out…guess what? Kanye wanted to do the same thing. He wanted to close the show and invite Jay Z out…Ego’s clashed and Jay Z left the venue. Kanye is always losing boyfriends…What happened to him and John Legend?

Beyonce is she cheating on her husband Jay Z? People are talking about Bey and her bodyguard being pretty close. Meaning they’re having sex. They’ve been seen many times in the public going for long walks. Hey wait a minute. Isn’t that what couples do?

There are two shows that are airing this month on BET, the Frankie & Neffe Show and the Tiny & Toya Show. What was BET thinking? Does Debra Lee and the rest of the BET staff care about the kids? Programs like Frankie & Neffe are insulting the black community. Is anyone listening to Bill Cosby and what he has to say? Why is T.I.’s ugly wife on my television set? Tiny and Toya need to give up that glamour bullshit and pick up some books! Is there anyone left that cares about what our kids are exposed too? Bill Cosby does and it’s about time you assholes started listening. The rest of the world is watching and they’re not laughing with you. They’re laughing at you.

Hey: Why do some guys have blog sites if all they’re gonna do is cut and paste other peoples stuff? I know these so call business men who got a website and they been trying to get somewhere for 3 fucking years. Instead of moving forward they going backwards on the Alexa ratings…know why? ‘Cuz they fucking suck mane.

It’s Wednesday morning and I’m going shopping.

Gotta Go….

-Guru Jacky