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by Jacky Jasper
Terrell Carter (the guy from the Tyler Perry movies) is starring in Class Reunion. I never saw the film. To be honestly with you I don’t fuck with Tyler Perry.
Apparently more interesting than this film itself, is the feud between Terrell Carter’s and his gay lover. Terrell is pissed at his partner Alex Cortez. Alex kicked Terrell Carter out of the closet. I encourage all the gay guys to expose their closet lovers…ever seen Milk? I respect the gay bold guys like Elton John…guess why? ‘Cuz the Rocket Man wants us all to know so he doesn’t have to duck and hide like some other people. When is Tyler Perry and others like him going to come out the closet? Are they ashamed? Shouldn’t Ne-yo and Fonzworth Bentley come out the closet too. We already know…ask Don Cornelius.
Solange is on Twitter again and she’s blasting people who are saying negative stuff about her sister Beyonce. If that’s all it takes to get Solange pissed off I’m gonna be calling out her bullshit and getting at her on the world’s worst invention for criminals since D.N.A. evidence…Twitter.
Manhattan Borough President, Scott M. Stringer gave Wendy Williams an award….what the fuck for? This dumb bitch doesn’t need anymore press? Who’s dick is she sucking? Seriously.
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I want Solange to say some shit to me…I can’t wait to ask her about Benji Madden and his herpes infection…They were dating weren’t they? You all know her sister Beyonce’s song ” If I was a Boy”… I wonder if Ne-yo wrote that song? He did write ” To the left” didn’t he? When is Ney-o going to come out of the closet? Well I can’t wait to tell Solange if Bey was a boy I would punch her right in her fucking face…I promise my readers when I Tweet Sloange (and if she responds). I will change her from her house nigget ways. It might start out ugly but she too will call me Guru by the time it’s done. Someone needs to talk to Solange like a parent. It’s rather quite obvious that Mathew doesn’t have the time too.
Soulja Boy is taking pics with the Guzman twins…he wants us all to think that he’s having sex with them. Who is this Soulja Boy guy kidding? Just last week he was hating on the only people who buys his silly records, ” White People”. Dude actually sounded quite suicidal to me. Now he wants us all to believe that he’s some jet set playboy. Listen Soulja Boy: If you had sex or a photo session with the Guzman twins you PAID them! Hugh Hefner takes pictures with beautiful girls all the time…matter of fact they live in the Playboy mansion with him…guess what? Hugh Hefner is gay. Ask Alex Cortez.
It’s Friday and it’s a good day…know why? I’m going shopping again. Excessive Kush smoking and shopping is a sign of depression…Isn’t it?
Hey wait a minute I got last words…
Some asshole wrote a comment saying I write blogs ‘cuz I failed at being a rapper. What an idiot. Listen asshole I’ve been getting record deals since the early 90′s…
His IP number pointed to Atlanta, big suprise. The nerve of this guy….I was just in ATL last summer. I did all the strip clubs. I even ran into Dallas Austin at Cheetas. I pulled more bitches than he did – Dallas has “hit” records. I’m sure he sucked one or two dicks, maybe three; I don’t know – you’ll have to ask LA Reid.
You know you always hear about the record company fucking over the recording artist? I don’t have that story to tell. I did all the fucking…I got the money from the labels when I signed. You must have good product to win; like I always do. I won pretty big this month by the way.
If you have good product…guess what? Labels will cut you a check. They had a problem with me though. They couldn’t control me. I refuse to work with guys like Billy Woodruff or gay guys like DJ Clue. So the labels who I extorted allowed me to leave with my material and a heffty check. Go figure.
Sometimes I sold the same record 3 to 4 times to different labels. I didn’t care about a release date. The people always got it.
When you shake my hands you can tell I never worked a decent 9 to 5. I walk with a Versace umbrella when it’s sunny outside…know why? ‘Cuz I don’t want the sun to touch my precious skin. I never sold a mixtape at the corner with a oversize White-T. I’m Jacky you bitch made fuck. Who is this guy talking too? I even got a Korean chauffeur… in other words I don’t drive or take any sort of public transportation. Before you start talking shit to me. It’s best you ask somebody.
Gotta Go…
- Guru Jacky
Jacky,
While listening to some financial channel this week I heard something ’bout, ‘given record sales climate’ that artists are ONLY getting signed if they give up their copyright rights (I’m not sure if I’m using the term correctly) and such; can you elaborate?
Like I said, I’m not sure I’ve even got my story right, if I don’t, just discard, K? If I do, then you can maybe you can comment….
Jacky, Hugh Hefner??? <<<—-I just wonder how much hush $$$$ is being handed out? Don Cornelius, who'd have thought, man, am I out of the loop or what?
Jacky, I still want the goods on Rhianna, now she's saying that she wants to see Chris; sending out messages to 'test the waters' she is….
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jackyjasper Reply:
July 10th, 2009 at 12:45
The record deal is total rip-off! They are just screwing the act to try and satisfy their ever shrinking bottom line. The industry is upside down with the power now yours and mine and NOT the lable!! Dont give them anything cuz they will do the same to you… A record deal has nothing to do with Copyright!
as for Don C & Hef … Hef has ben hiding in the closet since the 60′s. Even my mother knows he is Gay.
Remember O’Bryan from the 80′s? Don C. broke his Heart!
Rihanna: I am saving that punch line… u gonna have to wait for that one!
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