Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies
Mathew was caught at the Essence festival with a new piece. Some say the female is Tina Knowles’ assistant. So what if it is Tina Knowles assistant Mathew was sleeping with. Mathew does have the right to play…doesn’t he? He is separated from his wife Tina. Isn’t he?
Has anyone seen Amber Rose’s new hair color? It’s dyed green what the hell is wrong with this girl? Why wasn’t Amber cast on Star Trek ” The Next Generation”? She can play a perfect alien. Don’t you agree?
Why wasn’t Ciara in Phoenix to open for Jay Z? Instead Fabolous opened and the crowd was pleased! Inquiring minds would like to know what happened to Ciara?
Who is Christina Milian and her gay boyfriend, the Dream trying to fool? Not my readers…we have all seen the last cover of Vibe magazine and this couple is trying to get our attention…aren’t they? Remember it was for a month straight every photo we saw of these two chumps were them shopping? Does Christina and Amber Rose BBM each other? ‘Cuz Amber kept Kanye shopping. Quit play’in you guys all seen the pictures of Amber and Kanye shopping.. Didn’t you?
It’s Monday and Im hungover. The weekend killed me! I’m sorry I can’t tell you about it but I’ll say this much: I found a gold mind.shhhhhhh….
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
All proceeds from Mr. Gerber will be donated to dental charities!
Jacky,
-A Gold “mine” or “mind”? ‘Mine’ as in another (X, Y and Z whispering) ‘$$trick$$’ or a Gold “mind” as in a good source of info? But, Mr. Jasper, now our ‘collective interest’ has peaked: you gotta give up the goods in either case!!
-Share with the brethren….share!!
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