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Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies
by Jacky Jasper
Morgan Freeman is a very very sick man. Know why? After he’s done divorcing his wife he’s going to be marrying his wife’s grand daughter! You gotta be from Mississippi to understand this nut-case. Morgan is a deranged perverted man. Did you know he was having sex with E’Dina when he was still married to his wife? Morgan’s a total scumbag we at H.S.K. are suggesting you help us boycott this pig. Stop watching Morgan Freeman’s films mane. If you do you are guilty of putting money in a pedophile’s pocket. Guy’s like Morgan like to buy candy and ice cream for the kids…for the wrong reasons though. Don’t believe me…ask Woody Allen.
“Lil Kim vs Faith Evans”? There’s a question I must ask of you guys: Do you care about this match-up? Kim and Faith both were at Puffy Daddy’s all white party…guess what happened? They started fighting. Know why? ‘Cuz Faith dissed Kim in her tell all book. If that’s the case there’s going to be a lot of fighting pretty soon in the industry. Guess why? ‘Cuz everybody got a tell all book coming out mane. I don’t know about you guys but I’m waiting on the Damon Dash’s tell all book. Dame is pissed.
Joe Budden got Wu Tang Clan problems…know why? Inspectah Deck released a diss track out called ” House Nigga”. It’s all about Joey. Inspectah Deck is really getting at Joe Budden on this record. Is Joey scared? No. Matter of fact Joe said Inspectah Deck’s record is weak and he wished it was Method Man who dissed him. Did Joe Budden work with DJ Clue? We all know Clue is gay. Tell him I said so.
Hey Joey: What were you and Clue talking about when ya’ll did that record ” Pump It Up”? Sounded like a title off a Village People record. That record had a lot of gay under-tones Joey. Miss me with that bullshit.
Joe Budden is a total joke…why am I talking about him? Hey Joey can you send your girlfriend Tahiry out here to the Westcoast. We’ll like to shoot some films with her…ask Brian Pumper.
It’s Thursday morning and guess what time it is? Gym time…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
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