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I am not a cheater. I can’t, it’s too much work.  Don’t you thinks so ?

Some of us don’t. For instance, there is this stripper who works at Sin City . She thinks that Kendu who is Mary J. Blige husband, is a cheater. What would make this stripper who works at Sin City Cabaret think that Mary J Blige husband Kendu is a cheater?

Is it because Kendu was at her strip club? So what if Kendu was at Sin City Cabaret getting dances ? So what if he was gawking at a duo lesbian show on stage ? So what if he was in VIP with a stripper all cuddled up ?

The snitching stripper even said Kendu was coochie coo with that stripper in Vip. I’ll tell you this Kendu is not a cheater, he was just having fun and that’s all there is to that story. Ain’t nothing wrong with a lesbian show at a strip club or anywhere else for that matter!

What Kendu is though is a Christian. Kendu’s a Christian, Oh yes he is!

He’s not a cheater. He doesn’t get that sort of entertainment at home, another thing Kendu is, he is a fucking hypocrite, and that’s what he is guilty of.

Then am hearing Chris Brown is cheating on Rihanna. They saying that Chris Brown got a Italian model girlfriend, CC Fontana. He hosted her birthday party this weekend.

Here’s some advice directed to Chris Brow. I am going to help you. Chris I want you to listen, I am only saying this once so pay attention!

You doing this wrong Chris. Listen Rihanna started this cheating thing first, at least we think so… Does Kayne ring a bell?

So Chris listen tell Rihanna “listen Rih Rih, I like this chic (CC Fontana.) I don’t wanna date her, I just wanna bang her a few times with you. Rih Rih it will be fun we do a few thizzle’s me you and CC ”

Chris tell Rihanna you wanna see her dominate this CC Fontana chic. Tell her this ” I am writing I am practicing my new dance moves, my hard work-out routine at the gym, I love you Ri Ri, You keep me going, You all I need but I wanna see you dominate CC Fontana. I wanna see you sit on her face”.

Chris say that and I bet you it will work. Make sure to say it when you are both high though, and you got to be fucking her while you saying it!

If Rihanna tells you “no”, give her new more sexy outfits to wear, role play, give her some more thizzles, and put on some porn (2 Chic’s And A Dude)

You the dude Chris make it happen. By the way if Rih Rih ain’t liking chic’s then she’s not it. Chic’s got to be liking chic’s in my world. In other words three’s company, Chris.

Here’s another hit cheating story that hit the desk.  A-Rod, this guy is fucking nuts so is Madonna they both fucking nuts.

A-Rod is silly he’s giving up a lot to be with this Madonna bitch. According to her ex-husband Guy Ritchie, Madonna’s bossy, she’s a short fucking tyrant, she sleeps in a thousand Dollar cream with a special suit to protect her skin from aging (no sex) and she’s 50 years old. Guy Ritchie said this and she’ll want to take you to her Kabbalah classes.

This guy A-Rod is nuts, out of his fucking mind. He’s only the highest paid baseball player. He could get any chic he wants and I am sure his wife will allow a threesome without her being involved of course.

Listen A-Rod’s wife has been playing the role of a wife and nanny for a minute because A-Rod was never home and his wife was cool with that. A Rod was choking bitches not 1 or 2 but 3 while catching a nut at the same time  his wife knew.

She kept her ground she knew her place and said nothing. Up until now, during the Madonna divorce and her divorce between her and her husband, her lips are sealed she’s as quiet as a mouse and he’s leaving her.

He’s fucking stupid.  My guess is this, actors want to become musicians, Musicians want to become actors, and Athlete’s want to become musicians. It’s all about the music  A-Rod is a Madonna fan.

He grew up listening to The Material Girl music and he’s a fan and he’s having a dream come true. Bet you like Solange Knowles ex husband he’s a professional athlete too. His rap album is done so it’s fair to say Solange Knowles ex-husband wants to be a Rapper. Just like A-Rod he can’t wait to be in Madonna’s video’s and it’s a good guess.

So I’ll say it, look out for his album soon. This guy A-Rod will be recording in some studio in Hollywood getting ready to launch his music career and you the fan in your A-Rod New York Yankee jersey, you will buy it you might not like it, but you will buy it.

Couples not being open with each other should expect one of the partners in that relationship will cheat and cheating sucks it really does!

Nowadays girls cheat first, like the Rihanna Chris Brown situation. The Show Is Over Take A bow Rihanna. Listen unless you got game like Oprah, You going to need my advice because she’s good, Oprah’s good know why?

Stedman don’t talk. Oprah’s man Stedman don’t say shit. That means she’s good. Unless you that good you can’t afford to trust anyone. You only going to be with that person for 3 to 5 years.

Trust me, I am from a divorced family. I know it’s going to end up in court and they’ll use everything you told them against you.

So no marriage, no contracts, live enjoy each other and be happy. Just like Oprah no marriage. God made plenty to enjoy, I will and so should you!

Keeping your mind on your money and not your relationship just like Oprah and that will help you on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 8:02

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• Chris Who?
• Rihanna is a NO SHOW at court!!!!
• RIHANNA PLAYS PITY CARD TO SELL RECORDS
• Nightcourt: Rihanna Makes Her Case!
• 2008 Annual Jacky Jasper HSK “Best Of Awards”…..
• Chris Brown Is On His Own
• RIHANNA FOUND DEAD???
• Kendu is Using The Bible to PIMP Mary J Blige!!

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