IS IT A CROW?? NO, IT’S SUPER NEGRO – COLIN POWELL

by Jacky Jasper

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

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On Monday evening around 6 0′Clock Ann Coulter got a phone call from Dennis Miller. The call was not surprising to Ann because she and other republicans cannot wait to see their silly House Negroes at Uncle Tom’s cabin.

Dennis asked “When are you going out to the retreat Ann ?” Coulter replies “Next week because I was told the men must arrive first, but isn’t it amazing how we turned their month of acknowledgment into a complete joke?” Dennis replied “It’s awesome, Rupert Murdoch is a complete genius.” “At the black face party I’m dressing up as Obama”.

” I’m sorry Miller, O’Reilly is doing his impersonation of Obama at the black face party”, said Ann. Miller was dumbfounded, the only word that came out of his mouth was ” Dam”. He hung up the phone in disappointment and continued packing for his vacation at the cabin’s retreat.

Meanwhile back at Uncle Tom’s cabin Glenn Beck said to Rush Limbaugh, “Look up there, Someone is parachuting out of a plane.” Limbaugh replied, “Is it a crow?”  Beck answered, “No!!! It’s super Negro” and they both laughed as Colin Powell made a dramatic entrance with a parachute designed with the Stars and Stripes, his luggage in hand.

Michael Steele rushed over to greet him and took his bags. Limbaugh shakes Powell’s hand and gives him a plate which contained 2 bananas, a piece of cornbread and a lemonade Snapple to wash it down.

Colin Powell is happy to be at Uncle Toms cabin he’s smiling as he walks into the retreat that was built by Rupert Murdoch.

Can you guess who will be the next guess to arrive at Uncle Toms Cabin?

Tune in tomorrow to find out…

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