Condoleezza Rice Won’t Be Alone at Uncle Toms Cabinby Jacky Jasper
Condi is tired she needs a time out exercise. It’s Ladies Week at the Cabin and she’s the first house niggette to check in.
She is very proud of her achievements -Condi doesn’t want to hear anything about this black stuff. It’s bores her! She is invited to a Shindig held in the Cabin by the Fox News and Friends. The Cabin Landlord Sean Hannity is the host of this gala event. He greets Condi and tells her how proud he is to be in her presence.
Condi is introduced to Michael Steele, Colin Powell, Larry Elder, Prince, Jesse Jackson, Clarence Thomas, Tyler “flip wilson” Perry and America’s favorite house negro, Travis Smiley. Condi is pleased and she will be seated by Ann Coulter. They are both laughing and having some wine. Condi is taking some time off she doesn’t wanna hear about Black History Month she is spending some quality time with her Republican and Christian friends.
She loves Uncle Tom’s Retreat.