Cougar Booty Week – Daily News
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are engaged. Guess how I found out?
‘Cuz Lindsay is running around showing everybody the engagement ring.
Jay Z and the rest of the Summer Jam fans buried auto-tune last night.
T-Pain was there, I wonder how he felt?
Usher is cheating on his wife Tameka; know why? ‘Cuz Usher was seen
checking out of a hotel with a chic name Grace. Does Usher have a
thang for cougars? Grace is 42.
Bret Michaels performed at the Tony Awards Sunday night
and guess what? It was totally boring. Also a set piece fell from the
stage and it landed on Bret’s head almost decapitating him. Bret walked away with only a concussion; do you
care? No. But VH1 does.
Rocsi from 106&Park is engaged to Michael Misick. Wasn’t Michael
married to Lisa Raye? Is Rocsi a homewrecker? Didn’t Lisa Raye try to
destroy Ginuwine and his wife Sole’s marriage?
The answer is yes to all the questions above but Hey Lisa: Isn’t Karma a bitch?
“Im a Celebrity Get Me Outa Here” lost two cast members for real finally.
According to reports:
“We’re told Spencer has fired his lawyer (who wanted him to stay on the show) and is now planning to sue NBC over the show.
Spencer and Heidi now want out … for good….but there’s a problem — they signed a contract with NBC to do the show.”
They said they were tortured and punished for wanting to leave….does anyone care?
It’s Tuesday morning
My trainer is waiting, I’m late once again.
It’s time for the gym and a serving of muscle milk.
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Thursday’s News From The Street
- Lindsay Lohan Misses Hangover Success – Too Busy “Auditioning” For Samantha Ronson’s Dick
- Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?
- Nubian Booty Week – Quickie News
- Jay Z and Beyonce Tell Chris Brown To Fuck Off
- SLICK CHICS OF THE YEAR AWARDS – Finalists Named
- Rock of Love Bret Michaels Loses His Weave!!!
- All About Rob Kardashian’s New Girlfriend — Lisa Marie!!
- Bubble Butt Mami Week
- Another Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Looming….
