Cougar Week – Quickies
Bow Wow is on Twitter bragging about his sex life again!!! Dude claims he smashed Kim Kardashian and Ciara and since both girls are now friends, Bow Wow say’s he feels like a pimp…
Hey Bow Wow you not the pimp… know why? Ray J made one million dollars off Kim. Did you? Ask Vivid; they’ll tell you that they gave Ray J a million dollars for that sex tape. Did you see the golden shower scene Ray J performed on Kim?
How about Ciara? She turned into a boy after you guys broke up Bow Wow… it was Fiddy who had to turn her back into a woman. Hey Bow Wow, if you’re such a pimp why didn’t you bang Kim and Ciara together? Three’s company two’s a crowd…
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are no longer a couple. Paris dumped Doug and he was seen crying all day. Ask Paris’ friends; they said so… Apparently Nicky and Doug didn’t get along. Nicky is Paris’ younger sister; did she put her foot down? Paris is about to start shooting her MTV show BFF…Doug was a producer for the show but now he’s not. Ouch!!! Was Doug crying all day because he got herpes and now he’s all alone and doesn’t have a job? Poor baby!!!!
Lauren Hill canceled all her European tour dates and maybe for good reason. She’s supposedly pregnant with her sixth child or she’s supposedly seeking psychiatric help… Does she still record music?
Usher and his wife Tameka are heading for a divorce. It’s about time; Usher’s mom said so, I didn’t!
Amber Rose is now a Ford Model and it’s all because of her trick boyfriend Kanye…I guess these two are still dating because her and Kanye were out celebrating on Tuesday night. Where was Amber when Kanye needed her to punch Pink in the face?
It’s June Gloom out here in Hollywood and that means it’s nice weather to smoke KUSH…
Also the game’s tonight and Kobe is not playing around! He’s even calling some of the plays. Ask Phil Jackson!
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
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