Cougar Week – Quickies
Chris Brown and Rihanna were both at the basketball game last night.
They both sat on opposites sides of the basketball court. Do you care?
I didn’t think so…
Lil Wayne is buying a mansion in Hollywood and word is Nivea and
Lauren London are moving in. Do you still think Lil Wayne is gay?
Usher and Temeka are not getting a divorce but he is fucking around on
her. Isn’t he? Usher should do what Lil Wayne has done and
live with both of his women.
1. It’s cheaper
2. It’s not cheating
3. It’s more productive.
I did this before and highly recommend this lifestyle. Ask Hugh Hefner…
Yung Joc is bad again and it’s all about Diddy. Joc said he’s
going to diss Diddy and this time he’s going to tell it all. Hey Joc: I don’t believe you!!! You’re a coward dude… you aren’t going to do it,
I dare you…
Keyshia Cole and Boobie Gibson are dating…. and Keyshia is in love. Know
why? Keyshia got Boobie’s name tattooed on her left shoulder. Is
Keyshia Cole a sucka for love?
An HIV Outbreak hit the porn industry; 16 people tested positive. This is in addition to
problems with herpes and other STD’s. Fucking with a porn star is like playing Russian roulette.
Isn’t it? I’m not going to do it anymore… I swear!!!
Madonna gets the green light from the Malawi government. She can now
adopt another black baby. Does Madonna really have the time to be a
parent to these children? Why doesn’t she adopt my homeboy Lance?
Nicca keeps calling asking to borrow money…!
Did you see the game last night? Did I call it right? Ask my bookie, he
fucking hates me. Know why? I keep winning mane!!! Derek Fisher was
the man last night wasn’t he? Those assholes from Magic didn’t see
it coming. By the way Fisher is known for his 3 pointers at crunch
time. He has championship rings for it… Didn’t the Orlando Magic know? Now they do.
It’s Friday; have a good weekend and if you live in L.A. go to
GrateFul Meds. Pick-up some KUSH and tell them Jacky sent you…
I’m going shopping.
Gotta Go…
-Jacky Jasper
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- Now that’s a Brawl!
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- 2008 Annual Jacky Jasper HSK “Best Of Awards”…..
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- Lil Wayne’s GRILL Saves the Day! Jail Postponed Until March 2nd
- Kobe Bryant Owns Basketball in ‘09!
- Puffy Exposes Beyonce’s Secret Relationship With Michael Jackson???!!
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