Crooked Tom Delay To Do Dancing With The Stars?

Tom Delay will be appearing on the television show “Dancing With The Stars”…Is Tom Delay a closet gay republican?
Doesn’t Tom Delay remind you of the Mattel doll “Ken”? The reason why I’m saying this is because the doll toy Ken doesn’t have a dick…Does he?
I believe the crooked ex-congressman is a hypocrite…know why? ‘Cuz he’s dancing with the stars mane…Would Bill O’Reilly ever do such a thing ? Never. I’m sure some of you will disagree with me but ask me if I care? I don’t…
Doesn’t Tom Delay have the same plastic face as Bruce Jenner? Tom Delay appearing on Dancing With The Stars is his way of coming out the closet which is a very difficult thing for a republican to do. I do wonder what song Tom Delay will choose to dance to…could it be “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor? Maybe “I’m coming out” by Diana Ross…?
I don’t know nor do I care but I must ask…what would Sean Hannity say?
-Guru Jacky
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