Curry in a Hurry – Thursday
Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend and he’s a complete nerd. His name is Ben Holz. Lindsay met Ben in Hawaii while on vacation. Lindsay is trying to get her weight up and I hope this mature man Ben can help her. Aren’t you happy she’s not in the house getting high and arguing with Samantha Ronson?
Rob and Big aren’t together anymore but get this: on the MTV website they’re calling Big from the Rob & Big Show a nigger. This is not coming from Rob at all this slander and insult is coming from MTV. Can someone say lawsuit?
Tupac people down in New Orleans claim they saw him in a bar.
Even TMZ confirmed it? What are these people smoking? Gimmie some.
Listen people, Tupac is just like Elvis, they’re both dead.
It appears Sears dropped LL’s clothing line. I told you all this already! Who wants to wear them ugly clothes? It’s worse than G-Unit gear and that’s bad. Only African’s where that shit.
If Holly Madison is smart she’ll go back to Hugh Hefner. Know why? Hugh wants her back.
Holly must be good with seniors because Hugh is 83. That means he’s about to check out. Don’t you agree? Holly should get her name in Hugh’s WILL.
She deserves it she had to see his shribbled dick. Did Holly study nursing?
I’m stoned and I’m fucking hungry.
I got a reservation at Benihana’s.
The car is downstairs
Gotta Go…
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- Sam & Lindsey: The Art Form of Pimp’in!
- CURRY IN A HURRY – Tuesday
- Lindsay Lohan Proves You Don’t Need A Moustache To Be Creepy
- DIPLOMATIC WORDS: THE MONEY BETTER BE RIGHT!!!
- Nubian Booty Week – Quickies
- Lindsay Should Try a Sicilian Bath!!!
- LL Built Def Jam, Now he is an Old Spice!
- COTW – JAY Z IS REALLY DR. YORKS BITCH BOY
- Thursday’s News From The Street
