CURRY IN A HURRY – Wednesday
Paris Hilton’s bad luck; when will all the boys notice?
Every dude she’s involved with is always in the news. Now it’s her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. Some drunken bastard grabbed Paris’s little titties in a club and Doug came to her defense.
Then another dude threw a bottle at Doug’s head. Now Paris is telling people she’s proud of her man Doug because he came to her aid.
Paris should shut the fuck up. Here’s a message Paris; from me to you:
The only thing that can defend you is a tube of Valtrex and some food.
Remember Ginuwine from the 90’s? He’s saying R. Kelly is a pig and he should date chic’s his own age. Fuck Ginuwine. This guy is washed up. He got nerve! Wasn’t Ginuwine stripping a few years back? Ginuwine is so dated isn’t he? Doesn’t Ginuwine still have a S-Curl perm?
Clipse’s manager Anthony Gonzalez got busted. This dude Gonzalez is a fucking dope dealer but there’s nothing wrong with that… seen the economy lately?
Cops said Gonzalez was pushing since 2003 and I’m not surprised are you? It’s Hip/Hop dude.
Carla Bruni’s married to the president of France. His name is Nicolas Sarkozy and Nicolas is pissed. Know why? His wife Carla has a sex tape. The sexual footage is with Carla and her ex -lover Raphael Enthoven. Can’t wait to see it!
Time is not on my side at the moment. it’s getting late… my dry cleaner is about to close …I got 15 minutes to get there. It’s only downstairs in my building such a life I live but I must go before they’re closed.
My dry cleaning bill is only eighty to a hundred dollars a week and some of you who have no street connects pay that on a 8th of weed.
I got 5 minutes before they close.
Gotta Go…
-Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- PARIS HILTON’S CRY FOR ATTENTION
- BEACH BUNNY BOOTY – THURSDAY’S DAILY NEWS BRIEF
- CURRY IN A HURRY – Tuesday
- THE CELEBRITY SEX TAPE QUEEN
- THIS ONE IS GONNA COST KOBE BRYANT!!!
- PARIS IN HERPE HILL’S
- Hoopz Gets Dug Out!
