Daily Urban News – Cheerleader Week
Rihanna is NOT dating Kanye according to her people; do you believe it? I really don’t care. Do you? Have you seen Kanye’s new video for “Paranoid”, its nothing but Rihanna dancing and a big “fuck you” to Chris!
Rihanna is taking acting classes and talking smack about Chris isn’t she? Rihanna said she will burn down Chris Brown’s house. Who does Rihanna remind you off? Lisa “Left-eye ” Lopes.
Did you know that Rihanna is also a bedroom bully. Know why? Rihanna said she showed Chris Brown everything that he knows in bed.
What a whore won’t you agree?
Chris Brown has a frivolous lawsuit facing him know why? Photographer Robert Rosen is suing him. This Rosen fella has done this before to Pierce ” James Bond ” Brosan and guess what? Robert Rosen lost in court. Here’s the scoop: Robert took a picture of Chris playing basketball and Chris Brown’s bodyguard cashed him down. What happened? Robert fell and hurt himself. Now he’s suing Chris. Why does everybody hate Chris?
C-Murder is looking at 10yrs for second degree murder. His sentencing date is on August 25th and guess what? C-Murder is my nicca he didn’t kill nobody I swear! Wanna know how I know? C-Murder told me that he was innocent. Do I believe him? Yes. And you should too.
Jay Z has a song coming out called No Auto-Tune know why? It’s the only way to finish Lil’ Wayne isn’t it? Jay don’t care about Kanye’s feelings it’s all about who’s the greatest rapper alive. Isn’t Jay Z a little late with the auto-tune diss?
Drake the rapper from Toronto Canada is 22yrs old and guess what? There’s pictures out there with him kissing Teyana and she’s only 17.
Newflash Drake: This is America they’ll lock your ass up for that shit. Who’s advising this guy?
Did you see the Lakers last night? Did you? I called it! I told you guys Denver was going to lose.
Will Denver win this Friday? Yes. Know why? Kobe wants to win at home on Sunday.
Cleveland is going to win tonight but I have sad news for all the fans of the Cavaliers.
Orlando Magic will claim victory on Saturday and there’s nothing you can do but watch. Know why? Cuz I said so…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Chris Brown Is On His Own
- Nightcourt: Rihanna Makes Her Case!
- Rihanna Gets The “Alley Oop” From Rashard Lewis
- Eve Talks Big and Fucks Bigger
- Rihanna vs Chris Brown: Night Court in Total Chaos!!!
- Bubble Butt Mami Week
- NIGHTCOURT: JAY Z CROSS EXAMINED ABOUT RIHANNA
- Jay Z Killed AutoTune But Forgot CENSORSHIP
- Cougar Week – Daily News
- Chris Who?
