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Jay Z’s deal fell through with Live Nation this week. Remember the rumor he signed a deal with Live Nation for 150 million? Guess What? It’s not true.
Rumor has it that Jay is taking secret meetings with his old friends Kevin Liles and Lyor Cohen. Do you remember those two guys?
You should… both Kevin Liles and Lyor Cohen are from Def/Jam. Jay Z is apparently shopping his label the Carter Music Group and I must ask this question. Who the fuck cares? Doesn’t Jay Z know that records sales are at a all time low? Maybe that’s why Live Nation didn’t do the deal with Jay Z?
Do you have any idea what type of money Live Nation lost this year? Ask Madonna!

Britney Spears is a dirty disgusting bitch; know why? Britney is doing a photo shoot for Elle magazine so the people over at the mag hooked-up Britt with some beautiful couture clothing. Guess what? Britney is on her period and she claims she forgot. How does a girl forget they’re on their period? Anyways Britney fucked up all their clothes. Isn’t she a parent?

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There is a tape circulating on the internet with C-Murder shooting in a crowded room; I saw it and guess what? That ain’t C-Murder.
Just like it wasn’t R. Kelly piss’in on them kids. Did R.Kelly piss on them little girls? R.Kelly did beat his charges didn’t he?
C-Murder could have walked away a free man too….. know how? If Ron Richards represented him in the court of law!

Tom Sizemore is back in jail. He had an outstanding warrant  for his arrest in Bakersfield, California and Tom got busted in Hollywood Thursday morning. Doesn’t Tom Sizemore know the LAPD patrols Hollywood Blvd.? Doesn’t he? Some of you may ask what was Tom arrested for?
Drugs. What’s Tom’s bail? $25,000. Does Tom have the money? No. Is he going to stay in jail? Yes.

Dream and Christina are engaged and they about to put out a press release; do you care? I don’t. Christina will do anything to survive in LA!
Did you hear her last album? She did a deal with My Space didn’t she? Myspace is a hot label isn’t it? Christina is a fucking joke; I know the bitch.
Does anyone know Dream’s baby’s mama Nivea? I wouldn’t fuck her not even on 10 hits of Xtacy, she’s fucking nuts. Ask Lil Wayne!
Remember Dream this dude lies on pussy too. Dude said he banged Rihanna and I don’t believe him. Do you?

I’ve already told you about this stupid bitch Eve thinkin’ that she’s white; seen her boyfriend? It’s a white dude nothing wrong with that but dude wears the Affliction T- shirts with the True Religion jeans. Is Eve a drunk? Yes. Ask the club goers in Hollywood they’ll tell you.

Did you watch the game last night? I called it I told you all Lebron and his Cavaliers will win. Didn’t I? Hope you all enjoyed the victory. Know why?
In game 6 which is tomorrow night the Orlando Magic is going to defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers. Do you still think Lebron James is better than Kobe Bryant? ‘Cuz on Sunday Kobe and the Los Angeles Lakers will be victorious over Carmelo Anthony and the Denver Nuggets.

I know these things… I’m not a fan, I’m a gambler.
It’s Friday what am I doing talking to you guys?

Have a good weekend…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky

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