DEMI MOORE’S HIPS DON’T LIE!!

by Jacky Jasper

The latest issue of W magazine has Demi Moore gracing its cover…well apparently not all of her. That’s because, Moore’s hip seems to be missing!!!

It’s seriously looks like the actress’ image has been touched-up to the point where her left hip is smaller than her thigh.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m tired of these man made fake bitches. They’re even pulling out their ribs. Now, the photoshop dude even took Demi’s hip off, JUST TO MAKE HER LOOK SKINNER. She’s made by Tupperware!!! We should all count ourselves as the lucky ones, since we are not succumb to hearing her crying for her painkillers after her plastic surgeries.

No worries for Demi. Her whining underwear boy model, Aston Kutcher has to come to her rescue. He’s not a man, because no man would put up with that shit — Aston is bitch made! Because Ashton is known as the ‘Twitter King’, he should tweet about his wife’s face and body transformations. I

t’s almost unbelievable to know the price and pain an old bitch will meet just to keep herself in the spotlight. It’s people like Demi Moore who are to blame for young girls wanting to undergo plastic surgery Ask Tory Spelling.