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Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are expecting a child and I must say I saw this coming! I was the one who told you all that Gabrielle Union was on a survival mission…

She’s like 34yrs old (same age as Beyonce) and Gabrielle knows that Hollywood is not calling on her anytime soon…Gabrielle knew that she needed some sort of security in her life so she did what Kendra Wilkinson did and got herself a professional athlete a.k.a. a sucker. Kim Kardashian is about to do the same thing to Reggie Bush even Stevie Wonder can see this…Won’t you agree?

Cassie and Puffy are on Twitter talking about they like to eat turkey sandwiches after sex…who cares? Cassie just needs to have sex with Puffy and leave the music business alone…know why? ‘Cuz she can’t sing or dance – she totally sucks mane…

Jay Z called Beyonce a hoe in his new song with Drake and guess what? If Jay Z said it I believe it… He is Beyonce’s husband…isn’t he? By the way the record sucks ass…

Nick Cannon made a bullshit disrespectful track towards Eminem and it’s really horrible…I can’t believe Little Nicky would put himself out there like that…what was he thinking? Is Nicky just doing this to please his alcoholic wife Mariah Carey? Nicky is living off his wife’s income…isn’t he? In other words Mariah Carey is a trick mane…Think about it!

It’s Monday and the kids are getting ready to head back to school…
HEY KIDS: We at hollywoodstreetking.com would like all the kids to know- If your teacher is boring don’t listen to him or her just go to our website…
Ask us questions – we’ll help you cheat…We don’t care we just want you to pass mane…I swear!!!
Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Nick Cannon Slapped By Eminem (For Having A Pussy)
• I wonder what else Nick Cannon has to do??
• Eminem Continues to Sell Records – Nick Cannon Continues to Be a Bitch
• EMINEM vs MARIAH & LITTE NICKY
• GABRIELLE UNION Quits Show Business For Athlete Trick
• MARIAH CAREY: TOO OLD FOR PREGNANCY
• Mariah & Nick – Love on the Rocks, Vicodine on the Side!
• NBA + WHORES = GHONNAREA (Doesn’t Anyone in Hollywood Wear Condoms?)
• Now why Gabrielle have to go Snitchin on our girl Beyonce?
• Mariah Carey Joins Hollywood Script Craze

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