DOUCHE OF THE WEEK – “JOHNNY HOLLYWOOD”
Johnny Hollywood is a complete asshole…know why? He fronts!
Johnny buys all the girls drinks @ the club and yet he’s broke…ask his parents; whom do you think pays his bills?
His coke habit is rather expensive and local pawn shops around the Sunset and Vine area know him by first name…
Johnny is 3 months back in rent and his family doesn’t even have a clue about his new lifestyle -his landlord does though!
Who do you think is going to tell his parents? Johnny refuses to move back to Ohio – I wonder why? Is it because he’s a complete failure and guilty of wasting his parents hard earned money? Maybe it could it be that Johnny is totally hooked on Hollywood?
The truth of the matter is that Hollywood doesn’t want Johnny but he refuses to see this…ask the BMW dealers in N. Hollywood… when was Johnny’s last car payment? U can call 818-766-6134 and ask for yourself – they’ll tell you….
Here’s a good example of how Johnny operates: He’s out on a date at Mel’s Diner and his date orders her meal, so does Johnny. During dinner he asks his date “Did u bring any money”? She replies “No”. Johnny tells her he’s going to the bathroom and doesn’t return. In other words she’s stuck with the bill…
Do you know where her friends saw Johnny that same night? At Big Wangs with another girl from Orange County.
Does Johnny care? No…That’s why he’s Douche Of The Week…
-Guru Jacky
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