EARTH TO JACKY: Hoes Aren’t Your Friends

Hey what happened? Why aren’t some of my girlfriends getting at me? What… I’m not handsome enough? Am I under weight?
Am I a horrible lover? What is it… Maybe it’s because I’m all about me?
Is it because when the chic’s are talking I cut them off and talk all about my accomplishments?
Could it be that I judge them from the low life men they have dated and don’t want my name to be affiliated with such trash?
Most likely they want somethin’ and I do have it but not for them…not even dick.
- Why doesn’t Kelz call me anymore? K: remember when you told me the worst thing that ever happened to you? You were fucking Jezzy and he paid you no attention… Jezzy continued to write his lyrics while he was smashin’ you?!?!
- You said you felt like shit when Jezzy invited his boy to join in. However, you fucked them both anyways…didn’t you?
- Why isn’t Sheila calling me? Maybe her husband is back home from Afghanistan. He’s fighting war and Shelia’s out here being a whore. She spends his military checks very well too…I know… she took me to H.Lorenzo it’s on Sunset Boulevard. Ask Emilio, he’s the sales clerk. Bitch gave me ‘the Clap” though! I fucking hate her, maybe that’s why Sheila don’t call me anymore…
- What about Autumn Rose? Why doesn’t she reach out to me? I’m a good dude…aren’t I? I think so…
Hey Autumn: Remember when you were talking to Byron on the phone? I pretended I didn’t know who you were talking to…know why? I wanted you outta my fucking house! I wanted that dreadful bastard Byron to come and take you…I swear!
Funny how you both thought you two got over… idiots. I always knew you were going to slow Byron down Autumn. I always knew you were dead weight so I wanted him to have you.
First and foremost Jennifer Williams (a.k.a. Autumn Rose) I don’t know why you were both laughing… Nobody wants to work with him and you paid my rent for 2 months…didn’t you? At that time it was 6 thousand dollars; it’s more now… I didn’t even fuck you…I loved that he moved you to the valley…that’s where all sweat-hogs belong!
Autumn, I didn’t care that you fucked up the white people’s porno movie. They were pissed that you didn’t let the guy cum on your face. The porno guys said you fucked-up their cumshot. I don’t care though. Autumn you got my attention when you canceled the Vivid check… that’s when you pissed me off. Maybe that’s why Autumn Rose don’t call me anymore…
-Pimp Jacky
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July 9th, 2009 at 12:53
Jacky,
Wow, you really put it out there, don’t ya!! Lol, wow!! Lol –>> just…wow!!!
Jacky, what does ‘Kelz’ look like? I mean, you ARE putting everyone on blast, might as well give us a face with that name, you know? Lol!!!
God, I love it!!! Jacky, you better beware, you might run into Shiela’s husband at the clinic!! Lol, Lol – I LOVE THIS!!! Lol!!! From what I hear, PTS (Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome) and the Claps don’t go together well!! Lol; did I mention that I love this? Oh, I did, didn’t I? Yup, I checked, I did!
K, humor aside, Jacky, you said that you knew more ’bout Rhianna but you ONLY said that Jay Z was pimping her out; Jacky, you gotta give up the goods on Little Miss Sunshine! I mean, a current Valtrex RX would be nice, you know? Not to mention who gave her that most cherished of gifts!
July 10th, 2009 at 16:52
Jacky is Awesome! Fuck that autumn rose.. I know that stupid slut! She sucked my d*ck when she was hoin from that motel 6 in hollywoood
July 31st, 2009 at 19:36
Damn Love the site Bizzle! Puttin them on blast!
August 1st, 2009 at 07:56
Thanx Dude!