ED HARDY – FOR THE STYLE IMPAIRED!!

by Jacky Jasper

Let me tell you about, Christian Audigier. He’s the fashion designer for people with no style, who once worked (and designed) for the company “Von Dutch”…remember that company?

Here’s what’s circulating on the streets – First, Christian was supposedly being cheated by the Von Dutch fashion company for his work. I’m told that Audigier decided to cut his ties with Von Dutch, and create his own company and fashion line — we all now know as “Ed Hardy”. In 2004, Christian Audigier licensed the rights to produce the high-end Ed Hardy clothing line, which is based on tattoo art created by Don Ed Hardy imagery. Other stories stemming from the fashion world claim that Christian stole a million dollars from Von Dutch to start his new company.

Christian took the art of Don Ed Hardy’s tattoos, and placed them (as logos) on his hats. and T-Shirt’s, which the majority of you loved… Didn’t you?

I admit.. I do have a few pieces of Audigier’s collections, but those items are what I now use it to sleep in or to take out the garbage…

We’ve all seen the ‘tacky dude’ who frequents the Hollywood night club circuit sporting ‘True Religion’ jeans, and an Ed Hardy T- Shirt. Oh, let’s not forget those white leather Rumpelstiltskin-like shoes…as part of the now uniformed ensemble.

Guess what?

These dude thinks their fashion forward, seeming to believe their cool and trendy, but those sporting (the now generic attire), are truly generic people – WITHOUT ANY FASHION SENSE. Don’t you agree? We’re talking about the loser meth-heads. The type of guy with cocaine in the club, and a retarded stripper at his side. Thanks Ed Hardy.

To break down the individual we’re talking about here- it’s what I like to call ‘the immigrant look’ – the guy who just got off a plane, purchased a Maxim magazine, and rushed straight to Melrose Avenue to immediately hit the Ed Hardy store. Why you may ask? I’ll tell you – just to dress like the generic Hollywood lunchbox. I call this sort of character one without his own identity. It’s really repulsive to me.

Ed Hardy is as played in Hollywood as Paris Hilton’s Herpes!!!

Christian would probably do just about anything for publicity. I mean dude leased the house where Michael Jackson died. Our sources tell us that every August (The King of Pop’s birth month) Christian Audigier will be will be holding a yearly cryptic fashion museum at the mansion where MJ died. This guy will expoit anything he can to see himself in the headlines. Didn’t dude even court that red-faced fuck from TLC?

Is this the best french designer American mainstream can latch onto? Christian is a total douche and so are the people who wear his tacky clothing line…Won’t you agree?