Eve Talks Big

by Jacky Jasper

Eve is on Twitter and she’s diss’in Chris Brown and I think it’s so funny; know why? This girl Eve will only date bitch-made nigga’s.

This wanna-be white chic Eve says, ” If any man comes at her with a fist she’s gonna do him some’in.” Eve’s talking tuff. Eve what will you do? Fight back? My suggestion is if a man is assaulting you ladies; get away and call the authorities. Don’t listen to Eve she’s scared of men and takes dildo’s in her vagina; it’s on the internet. I posted it. Eve also said ” Rihanna you are beautiful and talented “. Hey Eve stop sucking on prosthetic dildo’s; it’s giving you brain damage!

Rihanna is cute but not talented we all know Rihanna cannot dance or sing; she’s damn near white. Maybe that’s why Eve likes her or maybe it’s because they’re both bi/sexual? Who knows? Who cares? But I’ll tell you this Eve banged on Chris Brown; she did…. called him a monster and said people should stop kissing Chris Brown’s ass. Hey Eve: Chris is a young dude; he made a mistake just like your dad did the night he decided to bring home a woman from 1st Kings!

The only monster you know in Hollywood was that dildo that I saw being shoved in and out of your puss and guess what Eve? You enjoyed it. Didn’t you?

I know I got the footage.

-Guru Jacky