Fame Whore Corey Feldman Banned From Haim’s Funeral

by Jacky Jasper

It’s no surprise that Corey Feldman isn’t welcome at Corey Haim’s funeral – a quite ceremony to be held tomorrow, in Haim’s hometown of Toronto, Canada.

“Understanding the recent media attention and to be respectful of the family’s wishes, I have decided not to attend,” said Feldman. But, fame whore Feldman says within a months time, he’ll be suited-up for the cameras to honor his so-called “best friend.” “At that time, the media will be invited to honor and celebrate the legacy he has left behind,” said Feldman.

To be sure, we’re talking about a bitch made man who evidently didn’t open his home to Haim, because his wife told him that was the way it was gonna be – A female fame whore who is now drawing up the divorce papers, leaving Feldman after she cashed in.

What a match made in hell, two fame whores who tied the knot under false pretenses…a pair who couldn’t handle the real in Corey Haim. Know why? Because Real Recognizes Real mane!