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Diahann can’t take it anymore, she’s tired. She needs to take some time off. Being an old school black movie star has turned her confused.

Diahann Carroll is livid y’all. She doesn’t like the First Lady Michelle Obama. Diahann says  “Michelle ain’t no Jackie Onassis she dresses Walmart”.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord got word of this and instantly sent the Fox News jet to pick her up. Diahann was ready to go, her suitcases packed in 10 minutes. She boards the Fox News jet and arrives at the Cabin within 90 minutes.

Diahann is greeted by her other confused friends. People such as:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder

Jesse “Jealous” Jackson

Colin “The fucking liar” Powell

The Born Again Christian Prince

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry

Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods

Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry

Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg

Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes

Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady

America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,

Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele

Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas

Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

“I live off the white chic”, Seal

Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

Tina “got my ass beat for your attention” Turner

Rush Limbaugh is having a serious case of Jungle Fever. He rushes to introduce himself to Diahann but Diahann is not impressed. Just like what other women do to Rush Limbaugh. She turns him down.

Diahann is now taking pictures with Tina Turner and Diana Ross. Bill O’Reilly is in total bliss with these ladies’ activity. Sean Hannity is on the stage saying he has to make an announcement. The crowd gathers around the stage. Sean is holding the microphone and is now speaking to his confused audience of colored people.

Sean says, “Tomorrow is the annual wrap party and we will have a special guest arriving. I would like to announce an appearance by G.W. Bush”. The sell-outs go nuts, they start cheering and giving toasts.

Halle Berry is crying like she always does. Hannity continues to announce names of special guests that will be partaking in the Annual “Uncle Toms BBQ Extraordinaire”. People like Los Alamitos Mayor Dean Grosse.

Pat Buchanan is so happy to hear this he begins to kiss his dreadful looking wife. Sean continues announcing names of guest “John McCain will be here” Tyler Perry, still dressed in drag as Medea is smiling ear to ear. He’s such a happy negro. Sean announces Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld.

Wayne Brady begins to tap dance. Sean continues with his announcement of names Sean say’s, “musical guest to perform will be Toby Keith and Billy Ray Cyrus”. Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice are dancing with joy they are safe they are among their Fox News friends.

Diahann Carroll is too old. She needs some rest for tomorrow’s party. Karen Hughes is showing Diahann to her room. Diahann doesn’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She going to spend some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Wayne Brady Buckdances all the way to the Cabin Retreat!!
• Seal, of Approval from Fox News and Friends!!
• Tina Turner is fed-up with Black History Month!!!
• TYLER PERRY Is One Rich Ass House Negro!
• WOW: DIANA ROSS IS THAT REALLY YOU??
• Lil Kim chosen to model Louis Vuitton at the Cabin retreat
• Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga!
• Halle Berry might just win an Oscar at Uncle Tom’s!!!
• Amy Holmes is spending some time with Uncle Tom!
• Colin Powell is a 5 Star House Nigga!

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