FRIDAY’S BEACH BUNNY BOOTY
Willie D from the Geto Boys is busted for having an illegal IPhone operation in Houston Texas. Willie D better known as William James Dennis is facing 20yrs in prison. Willie D’s operation had a lot of complaints. Dude didn’t run a smooth operation not at all. How do I know? Cuz Willie D got caught.
Lindsay Lohan- Burglars tried to break into Lindsay’s home in broad daylight. The burglars are more nuts than Lindsay aren’t they? Cops got photos of the crooks. The bandits are stupid just like Lindsay. They know each other, they gotta be friends don’t you agree? The crooks didn’t even break in Lindsay’s home. They got scared and ran away. Fucking idiots aren’t they? Crackheads know each other don’t they?
Joe Budden is nuts. Recently he’s on the Ed Lover radio show calling out Method Man to battle rap. NEWSFLASH JOEY Method Man is a grown ass nicca. Method Man got better shit to do with his time Joey. Isn’t there medical records of Joey being mentally ill? I am not lying, Joey got his papers. What I am trying to say is simple:
Joe Budden is a mental case, don’t believe me? Ask Method Man he’ll tell you.
Bono has a poem that now is a song. It’s about Elvis here it is: ” Elvis the bumper stickers/ Elvis the white knickers/ Elvis the white nigger ate at Burger King and just kept getting bigger”. Is Bono a racist? I don’t think so, I will ask Will I AM? Bono does charity work in Africa are you kidding me? Is Bono disrespecting Elvis? Yes. And I am pissed. I like Elvis, he had style. Bono you a midget who wears platforms. Elvis had a hot wife you Irish piece of shit your new record sucks. The intro’s are tooooo long. Hey Bono if you knew music so fucking much you would have known Will I Am is a shitty producer. ASSHOLE!!!
It’s Friday spend your money on the streets
Go to Grateful Meds pick up bag and enjoy the weekend!
Gotta Go…
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- Lindsay Should Try a Sicilian Bath!!!
- Bubble Butt Mami Daily News
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- Lindsay Lohan Proves You Don’t Need A Moustache To Be Creepy
- LOHAN’S DRUG ADDICTION SPARKS FAMILY FEUD
- Lindsay Lohan Misses Hangover Success – Too Busy “Auditioning” For Samantha Ronson’s Dick
- Roethlisberger Accuser “Was So Drunk She Pee’d On Him During Sex in the Club Bathroom”
- CAT FIGHT!!! Lindsay Lohan vs Samantha Ronson
- Crazy Does as Crazy Will! A Critique of American Idol & Paula Abdul…
May 15th, 2009 at 11:58
these chics get hotter and hotter!
May 15th, 2009 at 12:35
Bono should practice what he preaches.
Lindsay is a has-beeeen.
May 15th, 2009 at 12:39
I was at the mansion a couple of times and SJU was making out with a really old guy, she was also carrying around a gold purse like a few of the other girls…
Hef is running more than parties in there Jacky!
Ever been?