Friday’s Soul Food On The Go…
Pastor Creflo Dollar, a man of God, might be in trouble with the animal cruelty people.
Creflo has been mistreating horses. The horses have been dying and starving on the pastor’s ranch. They might do the Pastor like they did Michael Vick…
This pastor is a pimp too, he wears suits that always match his gator shoes. Creflo will call out members of his congregation if they don’t pay up properly to their church ties.
I’ve seen it for myself. This man of God is really pimpin’ his own people, won’t you agree?
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Ray J, a.k.a. mister midget mack, choose’s the only Latino girl on the show and her name is Cocktail.
Have you ever seen her without her make-up? The bitch is hit. Is Ray like me? Does too much chocolate break him out?
‘Cuz he didn’t pick a sista….
Some celebrity couple is trying to get away with their sex games and they finally got caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
This couple befriended a young woman for sex. They even promised her that they were going to buy her a house. The innocent woman fell for it and joined them in bed.
Did she get the house ? No. That’s why we all know about this story – she’s on the internet snitching cause she’s hurt. This woman is a single mother, she’s got a kid, and her money is short. How do I know? She said so.
This woman also said the rapper likes the vibrator more than she does. She said the rapper likes to rub the vibrator around his asshole. What a nasty guy this guy is. On some R Kelly shit don’t you think so? How graphic??!!
Who do you think this couple is ? Let’s line them up.
Is it Jay Z and Beyonce? Could it be Puffy and Cassie? Some of you may think it’s Lil Wayne and Trina? How about Fiddy and Ciara? Or could it be Nelly and Ashanti? Ashanti does have sideburns doesn’t she? I really don’t care who it is, you make the call.
One of these couples owe this mother a home though, and they should pay up!
It’s Friday, you poor bastards got paid and you going to spend that paycheck aren’t you?
Liquor, Drugs, Stripclub’s, you only live once so do it.. but what are you going to tell your wife?
It’s NBA Playoffs! Tell the wife you you watching game while you spend your money on the street’s. Luv u guy’s!!!
Thanks
Gotta Go…
Other Articles by Jacky:
- CURRY IN A HURRY – FRIDAY
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- Time Served ~ T.I. Released From Prison
- Kendra Sold Her Soul for NFL $$$!
- VINNIE’$ VIXEN$ – HOLLYWOOD’S FAVORITE HARLOT
- Tim Dog WANTED By Investigators?!?!
- Uncle Louie Weekends – “Killing the Gimmick”
- JAMES MORRISON HOLLYWOOD SHORT SALE & FORECLOSURE SUPER AGENT
- Tiger Woods Crowned with “2009 Top House Nigga” Award
