Fuck You Prince, Purple Rain Sucked. -R.I.P. Jessica Alba Video

by Jacky Jasper

So I posted a blog the other day about Jessica Alba. It was also my first custom made blog done as a full video.  I used a Foo Fighters cover of “Darling Nikki” by Prince as the soundtrack.

What better song is there for a stripper scene??!!!????

I gotta admit I got not complaints on your guitar playing. I’ve seen you shred, but come on Prince….

Purple Rain sucked and charging 3k a ticket for V.I.P. at your shows at the Roosevelt last summer sucked too and you know it.

I’ve heard you are planning to release three albums this year….have fun competing with the Jonas Brothers.

“Times are ‘a changin” Prince, if you can’t let a live recording of Dave Grohl singing your song be on YouTube what are you gonna do when Zack Effron tries to do it?

You should be thanking your lucky stars you’re even still relevant and throw some good karma around for a change. Dave Grohl should be a blessing you lucky fuck. Things could be a lot worse.

Thanks to Prince being an paranoid egotisticle freak-show, he has had his lawyer remove my Jessica Alba video/brilliant short film from our site and thus made Prince my “Douche of the Week”

-TeddyRevolution